Five minutes later, the man in his twenties finally knew why Mu Tian Yuan was smiling. He also knew what magic Mu Tian Yuan was going to do for him. He saw Mu Tian Yuan squatting in front of the man who was completely different from five minutes ago, counting the money in his hand and laughing,"Tsk, I'm finally rich. By the way, sir, is my magic trick of transforming a living person fun?”
The man sobbed and replied in a trembling voice,"…It's fun, it's fun…"
"Do you like it?" Mu Tianyuan counted the money and continued to ask with a smile. The man hurriedly nodded and said,"I…I like…"
"Look, it's so good to chat calmly like this. Wouldn't it have been settled if we had done this earlier? Why are you still cursing? You must know that you can't just casually swear. You have to be civilized, do you understand? Besides, if you had said that you liked my magic earlier, I wouldn't have had to work so hard to perform, right?”Mu Tianyuan said with a smile when he saw that this man liked his magic trick.
When the man heard Mu Tian Yuan's words, he couldn't help but tremble. At first, he was not satisfied with the first magic trick that Mu Tian Yuan performed for him, which made him float and teleport. Then, he said some unpleasant words. Then, he enjoyed the magic trick that Mu Tian Yuan performed for a long time, as well as the tooth extraction...
At this time, Mu Tian Yuan had already finished counting the ticket money he had taken from the man to watch the magic show. Immediately, the smiling Mu Tian Yuan's expression changed."You f * cking went out to rob and only brought so little money? Where's your professional ethics? What's the use of this little money?"
" I'm sorry..." The man began to apologize while trembling. Mu Tianyuan glared at the man and said,""Next time, remember to bring some money with you when you come out to rob me. Otherwise, I'll make you live in a flower pot in your next life as a vegetable, do you understand?”
The man had already been traumatized by Mu Tianyuan's magic trick. When he saw Mu Tianyuan staring at him, he immediately trembled and said,"Yes, yes…No, no, no. I won't dare to do it again. Please let me go!”
Damn it, it was enough to meet him once. Who would dare to meet him a second time! If I dare to rob you a second time, I'll go into the flower pot myself without you doing anything!
When Mu Tianyuan left the alley happily with the income earned from his hard work, the man could no longer control himself. His sobs turned into loud wails. What kind of world is this? Is it easy for me to earn money? Initially, when he saw a little kid who looked like a high school student, he thought that the heavens would bless him and allow him to earn another sum of money. Who knew that this little kid was simply a demon king!
Not only was he a demon king, but he was also a liar! What bullsh * t magic! This was simply the f * cking plastic surgery of the Korean nation! And it was a full-body plastic surgery! Do you know that I hate people like you the most? If you're a plastic surgeon, then so be it. Why are you a magician?
He had been in the martial world since he was in primary school. Although he had been beaten up for so many years, he had never been beaten up like this! Were all high school students this ferocious these days? Look at all the teeth on the ground and his obviously dislocated arm. Two of them! This wasn't beating someone up. If it was slightly heavier, it would be killing someone! Didn't she just want to show him her superb saber skills? Was there a need to be so cruel?
What was even more outrageous was that this guy even brought his pet to attack him! He didn't even know how many times he had been bitten and scratched! You said that you could deal with me alone as if you were dealing with a grandson. Did you have to bring your pet along?
The key was that this guy had taken all of his money. He had really taken all of it, not leaving a single cent for him. He was clearly out to rob, so why did he end up penniless? Who was robbing who? More importantly, this guy took it away and thought it was too little, so he asked her to bring more in the future! Do you think this is reasonable?
Mommy, I suddenly decided to quit this business and become a good person! Because business these days was too f * cking difficult! Not only did they have to guard against Uncle Tiao Zi, but the key was that their peers were too f * cking cruel! This was simply insane!
Mu Tianyuan didn't know that the crying man was planning to become a good person again, because in Mu Tianyuan's eyes, he was a good person!
At this moment, Mu Tianyuan was walking with Little Fox and Catwoman, who had helped him perform just now, and said,""Tsk, that grandson, no, it should be that Sir is really a good person. Look, he knew that we had no money and were living a difficult life, so he immediately came out to help the poor. Although it was only over 80,000 yuan, it was enough for us to eat for a few days.”
"Yes, yes!" The little fox and the clueless heroine nodded at the same time. Then, the little fox said with emotion,"Speaking of which, you've finally walked the path of a hero. Didn't you say that you wouldn't do anything like that even if you were beaten to death?”
"I didn't. First of all, I didn't take the initiative to do this. If it wasn't for this grandson, pui, if it was this Mr. Good Man who jumped out and took the initiative to court death, I wouldn't have stopped him! Secondly, I'm not robbing you, I'm performing magic!”Mu Tian Yuan looked at the little fox with a serious expression and explained. Although Mu Tian Yuan was not a six-legged man, his three views were still correct. He also had his own bottom line. Even if he was so poor that he was about to eat tree bark and chew on a belt, he would not do the dirty work of a hero. However, although he would not take the initiative to do such a thing, Mu Tian Yuan naturally would not be polite to him when someone came to his door, especially when that grandson looked like a repeat offender. If it was not for his skills, he might have been the one who was unlucky. Since that was the case, why did Mu Tianyuan spoil that guy's bad habit?
Well, the gold coins didn't count. He picked them up!
"Yes, that grandson deserves it!" When the little fox heard Mu Tianyuan's words, it immediately nodded. Then, the little fox looked left and right and said,"Wait, where are you going? The convenience store isn't here!”
"But isn't the way home this way?”Mu Tianyuan replied as he walked in the direction of home with a smile. After the little fox heard it, she could not help but ask curiously,"But aren't we going to the convenience store to find a part-time job?”
"Who would still find a part-time job when they have money!”Mu Tianyuan replied with a smile as he walked. Since Mr. Good Man had given him money to understand his urgent needs, then what was the point of finding a part-time job?
When Little Fox heard Mu Tianyuan's words, she immediately rolled her eyes. Then, Little Fox said,"Actually, I think you've already found a very good part-time job-robbery! This line of work is very suitable for your previous requirements. The work is easy, the time is free, and the pay is generous. As for the boss's beauty, it's not impossible at all. As long as you find a beautiful woman, you might even get both the person and the money.”
"I'm not a saint like Conan, but I'm not a person who will do anything for money. I have my own conscience and bottom line. I can do something when I encounter a scam, but I can't do it to ordinary people. So don't make such jokes in the future, or else I won't buy you roast chicken.”Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox seriously and replied. Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox nodded and looked at Mu Tianyuan,""I know, I know. In that case, why don't you change your part-time job? For example, how about a part-time job of professional robbery and robbery?”
Mu Tianyuan pondered for a moment and nodded,""Hmm, that's not bad, but there's a chance. After all, this can't be done often.”
The little fox rolled her eyes.”
"That's not it. I'm just afraid that if I work too hard, I'll suddenly change careers like the good man I used to be.”Mu Tian Yuan rolled his eyes and replied. Su Hou Mu Tian Yuan suddenly stopped and said with a serious face: "Speaking of which, I just remembered something. I can totally work part-time as a superhero to fight crime! This way, I can uphold justice and enrich my assets at the same time. It's killing two birds with one stone!”
After saying that, Mu Tianyuan nodded and muttered to himself,"I was wondering why there are so many superheroes in the United States. So the superhero profession is actually a profitable profession!”
When Little Fox heard that Mu Tianyuan wanted to treat superheroes as a business, she immediately rolled her eyes. Then, Little Fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and complained,"If those superheroes knew about this, they would definitely form a team to kill you!”
"What? I'm forced to be a superhero, okay? Don't tell me that a doctor's degree and work experience are required to become a superhero?”When Mu Tianyuan heard Little Fox's ridicule, he did not hesitate to mock her. Little Fox said unhappily,"I say, have you even watched Marvel? Not all superheroes were forced to do this by life! At the very least, Iron Man was not after money!”
"That guy belongs to our line of work. He has so much free time every day. He doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, and he has so many girls to sleep with. What kind of superhero is he? Isn't this stealing the rice bowl from us, the toiling masses?”Mu Tianyuan directly classified himself as a superhero and even condemned Tony Big Shit on behalf of the majority of superheroes...
"Then I haven't seen any superheroes who still collect money from others after saving the world!”Little Fox muttered helplessly. Imagine those superheroes throwing a bill at Little White's house after saving the world. Those American officials would probably look like they had slept with dogs...
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