"That's because the industry is not regulated enough!”Mu Tianyuan replied righteously, then said,"Besides, I don't plan to collect money from the people I uphold justice for the time being. I'm going to collect money from the criminals I've dealt with! You can't make me work for nothing, right?"
Little Fox knew that Mu Tianyuan was starting to talk nonsense again. After realizing that the ridicule was ineffective, Little Fox immediately changed her strategy and began to cooperate with Mu Tianyuan."Alright, great superhero, then you first have to get a super fancy tight-fitting suit to wear as your uniform. Also, you have to think of a resounding name to let people know about you. Hmm, I know it's difficult for you to name yourself, so I've already thought of a name for you.”
In the end, Mu Tianyuan gave up on the idea of becoming a superhero because he saw that the entry barrier was low and the income was abundant. He suddenly felt that it was not easy to be a superhero. At the very least, he had to be shameless. Otherwise, how could he wear such a fancy uniform and walk around the streets as if no one was around? Coincidentally, Mu Tianyuan was a shameless person. He was embarrassed to go to the public female bathhouse to take a bath. How could he wear that on the street? Secondly, this superhero seemed to be working very hard. Not to mention that he had to be on duty all over the street at night, if he had something to do during the day, he could not stay idle. It was so cold in this cold weather! Especially when she was wearing a tight suit. Could that thing keep her warm?! And it wasn't easy to work in summer either. It was so hot! In addition, it was fine if the tight-fitting clothes were able to breathe and absorb sweat, but what if they were not? Those days were worse than winter! He would probably get rash all over his body after a day! Since it was so hard to be a superhero, why did he still want to do this!
As a single dog, Mu Tianyuan understood one thing very well. It was best not to go out on Valentine's Day because this day was the world's legal dog abuse day! Those couples, as long as they had a partner, could openly go out on the streets to torture dogs! Therefore, Mu Tianyuan, who was currently single, decided that as long as it wasn't an earthquake, tsunami, violent demolition, or any other irresistible factors, it was best for him not to wander on the streets, because if he was abused on the streets today, he wouldn't be able to reason with anyone!
After hearing Mu Tianyuan's decision, Little Fox lay on the side and glanced at Mu Tianyuan from the corner of her eyes."So, are you really going to stay at home and guard this barbecue stove for a day?”
"What else? I knew that the streets were full of people who were unfriendly to us single dogs, so why would I go to the streets to look for abuse? Am I crazy?" Mu Tianyuan pulled the meat on the barbecue grill that he had bought with the money he had earned from performing magic for the kind people yesterday. He rolled his eyes and replied. Then, Mu Tianyuan suddenly sighed and said,"Sigh, I was still torturing dogs on the streets last Valentine's Day. I didn't expect that I would have to hide at home and guard a barbecue stove to keep warm this year. Hey, these pieces of meat are done. Fengye, don't be in a hurry. Wait until your fish is completely cold before you eat it. Otherwise, be careful not to burn you.”
"Got it, meow. But when will it stop burning?”This cat couldn't eat too hot food, so under Mu Tianyuan's repeated requests, she could only stare at Mu Tianyuan's fish but couldn't eat it. Was there anything more torturous than this?!
" Soon, soon," Mu Tianyuan replied as he skillfully placed the roasted meat on the plate. After Mu Tianyuan handed the roasted meat to her, Little Fox ate it and said to Mu Tianyuan,""Last Valentine's Day, you went to the streets to torture dogs? Why don't I remember?"
"I'm talking about my hometown. I'm still chaste here.”Mu Tianyuan shrugged and replied. The little fox was also idle, so she asked,"You have a girlfriend? We've never heard you mention it before? You broke up?"
"Yeah, her husband doesn't agree." Mu Tianyuan replied as if nothing had happened while eating, but his answer almost choked the little fox to death. After swallowing the roasted meat in her mouth, she looked at Mu Tianyuan and said," And a married woman?!"
" No," Mu Tianyuan immediately shook his head. Then, he pondered over his words and immediately corrected,""I was wrong. It's her husband who doesn't agree.”
"Why are you scolding me?”The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan helplessly.""It'd be weird if he agreed to you hitting on his wife. It's already useless enough that he didn't directly beat you to death!”
"I'm not scolding her. I'm saying that her mother's husband disagreed!”Mu Tianyuan scratched his head and replied with some injustice. The little fox pondered for a moment and said,"Aren't you still cursing?"
At this moment, the cat girl who had been guarding the fish suddenly interrupted,""He wanted to say that the girl's mother's husband disagreed.”
"Yes, yes, yes! That's what I meant!" Mu Tianyuan nodded quickly, then looked at Catwoman and praised,""Tsk, Fengye, you've become more knowledgeable now. You can even smooth out such a complicated relationship.”
Then, he looked at the little fox with a disdainful expression and said,"Look, if you don't even understand this, how can you still have the face to say that you're familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics?”
Little Fox: "…I'm sorry. It's my fault for understanding. But, why don't you just say that the girl's father doesn't agree? Was there a need to take a turn? Do you know that our country's language and culture are extensive and profound?!”
Damn it, she could have just said that the girl's father didn't agree. Why did she have to add the setting of her f * cking husband? Wasn't he just circling around here?
Then, the little fox said in confusion,"What did you do? Her father didn't agree? Could it be that the old man despised the poor and loved the rich, or that he had a sharp eye and saw that you were a joker, so he didn't let his daughter date you so that his daughter wouldn't be infected?”
"Neither. It's mainly because my ex-girlfriend is the half-sister of my ex-girlfriend.”Mu Tianyuan replied as he ate the roasted meat. When Little Fox heard this, she lowered her head and took two bites before muttering,"What a complicated emotional entanglement. But then again, are you just going to harm this family's girls? Are you sure about their family?"
"What? I didn't even know that my ex-ex-girlfriend was a mistake made by my future girlfriend's father when he was young!”Mu Tianyuan muttered gloomily. He was even gloomier. What the f * ck was this? He f * cking owed that old man. How did he end up in his hands?
Mu Tianyuan did what he said and did not go out for the whole day. It was not until a few days later that Mu Tianyuan went to Uncle Mao Li's place to visit again that he accidentally chatted with Uncle Mao Li and found out that Conan had made another contribution. This guy successfully killed another unlucky guy on Valentine's Day!
It was the young man named Mustard or Minagawa, whom Yuanzi had been infatuated with previously. Although he knew from Uncle Mao Li and Xiaolan that Mr. Mustard had poisoned him because his aunt, who had adopted him, wanted to inherit the inheritance left to him by his deceased parents, Mu Tianyuan felt that it might be because their family had invited Conan to be a guest!
For this reason, Mu Tianyuan took out a small notebook and wrote it down as he said to the little fox,"Remember, don't let Conan enter our house in the future. There are three of us in our family, and it's not enough for him to cause trouble. So, don't let him go to our house.”
"I always feel that you're biased against Conan. Although this child is indeed a bit of a jinx, I don't think he'll harm the people around him, right?”Little Fox felt that it was necessary to speak up for Conan. After all, so far, only two people had died. One was an artist's ex-boyfriend, and the other was a young man who died on Valentine's Day. Moreover, the people around him were fine. Look at the wretched uncle who adopted Conan, Little Horned Orchid, and Mu Tianyuan and Catwoman. Weren't they all doing well?
"Hmm…what you said does make sense. It seems that this guy really won't harm the people around him. Even if he encounters danger, he seems to be the kind that will be scared but not in danger. Hmm, I've decided to build a good relationship with Conan immediately!”Mu Tianyuan pondered for a moment, then quickly wrote the last few words in the notebook and was about to put it away, but at this time, Conan came over curiously and said,""Brother Xiao Mu, what are you writing?”
Why did this guy start writing when he was listening to the story? Was he taking notes?
" Nothing, just a record." Mu Tianyuan smiled and stuffed the small notebook back into his pocket. Then, Mu Tianyuan took out a few candies from another pocket and handed them to Conan."I bought this especially for you. How about it?”
"Ah?" Conan held the candy that Mu Tianyuan stuffed into his hands and looked dumbfounded. What did this have to do with keeping his word? Why don't I know what you're talking about?
Mu Tianyuan saw Conan's confused look and immediately explained,""Have you forgotten? Didn't I tell you a few days ago that I would treat you to candy as long as I made money? Now that I've made money, I naturally have to fulfill my promise.”
Little Fox rolled her eyes silently and said,""I finally know why you dug out these disgusting candies…"
That's right, this candy was not bought by Mu Tianyuan at all. Well, that might not be accurate. It should be said that Mu Tianyuan did not buy it on the spot, but about a month or two months ago, Mu Tianyuan bought it when he bought snacks for Little Fox. However, this candy was so disgusting that Little Fox and Mu Tianyuan suspected that the company that made this candy was about to go bankrupt. Otherwise, they would not be able to make candy that they did not even know if it was candy!
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