2018, March 18. Rainy night.
The girl called the boy over and said,""Let's break up!"
The boy was stunned. He looked at the girl in disbelief and said in a hoarse voice,"Why?"
The girl closed her eyes as tears rolled down her cheeks. Then, she said indifferently,"Do you have a car? Do you have a room? Do you have money?"
"No! You don't have any of these! How am I supposed to live with you without these? How am I supposed to accept you without these? How am I supposed to face my mother without these?”
"I know that if I say this, you'll say that I'm realistic, that I'm materialistic, and that I'm snobbish! However, in this materialistic society, if you don't have money, why would you talk about love with me? If you don't have money, you're a stinky loser. You don't have anything you want. How am I supposed to live with you? So…break up.”
After saying that, the girl left without hesitation.
Finally, he looked longingly at the figure he once loved the most. The boy turned around in a daze and walked in the heavy rain. The rain was cold, but his heart was even colder...
Lin Yan was dumbfounded and helpless as he smiled bitterly.
……
"Big brother, your elegant appearance must have charmed many girls back then. Moreover, your serious appearance really looks like a film on the bridge.”
On a street where hawkers were seen, Lin Yan squatted down and said to the man opposite him.
The peddler's eyelids twitched, but he was not moved by Lin Yan's sweet words at all. His eyes stared straight at the phone screen." What do you mean by 'like'? I'm wearing a film anyway. It's just that I'm not on the bridge."”
Scrub, trim, sand, and film. The hawker's techniques were as smooth as flowing water, dazzling people. One look and one could tell that he was an expert. Presumably, it was not the slightest bit different from those on the bridge.
In less than three minutes, the phone returned to Lin Yan's hand. The tempered Mo that had just been pasted on it was flowing with brilliant light, like a holy light. It looked extremely intoxicating.
"Thank you for your patronage. A total of 300 yuan!”The peddler stretched out his white hands.
"F * ck!"
Lin Yan staggered and almost fell to the ground. Looking at the sincere peddler and his honest appearance, he had the urge to eat a spicy stick to calm down.
Then, he spat. The bloody one said," Old Tie, you're a butcher, aren't you? You'll kill anyone you see and touch anyone you see. You want me to pay 300 yuan? Let me ask you, are we far from the bank?"”
"It's not far. Why? You want to withdraw money?"
"Take my ass, why don't you f * cking go rob?”
The peddler smiled and said,"Young man, this is a high-quality imported touch. The original price is 1000 yuan, and the purchase price is 500 yuan. I'll sell it to you for 300 yuan!"”The peddler looked as if he had made a huge profit.
Puff!
Lin Yan was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, and lungs were all in a bad state. His eyes were wide open." Brother, I got this phone from my phone bill. It's not even worth a hundred yuan. You want me to pay three hundred yuan for a film!"”
The peddler looked helpless." It's none of my business. You didn't ask for the price before. Now that the film is on, you can't tear it off."”
"How about eight? That's all I have.”Lin Yan touched the 20 yuan in his pocket, his face full of sadness.
"Brother, are you a professional haggler? Eight pieces! It's not even enough for my hard work."
"Twelve, no more!"
"This is a high-tech cell phone film. It's fire-proof, anti-theft, and sexual assault!”
"Then add another point. Fifteen? I really can't go any further. I still have to take a taxi back to school later.”
"No, 300 it is!" The peddler did not relent.
At this moment, a scene similar to the migration of bison on the European prairie suddenly swept across the entire path.
"The city enforcement officers are here!"
A loud shout swept through the streets and alleys like a violent wave. The peddler looked around vigilantly and then quickly packed his things.
"Hurry up and pay up." The hawker did not forget to urge Lin Yan to pay up.
Lin Yan was delighted and said proudly," 15, it's 15 then. Otherwise, when the enforcement officers come, you won't get a single cent.”
"Alright, fifteen it is. Hurry up and pay up.”The peddler saw the crowd and knew that if he didn't run, he wouldn't have a chance. Although he was unwilling, he still agreed.
Lin Yan happily took out the crumpled 20 yuan note from his pocket and handed it to the hawker.
The hawker took it and quickly packed it up. Then, he left at a speed that made Liu Xiang blush.
"F * ck you, you haven't gotten your change yet!"
Lin Yan looked at the peddler who had left with his mouth agape. Then, he quickly chased after him, but he realized that he was only far behind.
If the city enforcement officers were the first weapons of mass destruction that the country had promised not to use, then the contact hawkers were the superhumans that even the Flash was inferior to.
Panting heavily, Lin Yan looked at the peddler who had left. He could only curse angrily, Motherf * cker!
Helplessly, looking at the peddler who had gone far away, it was impossible to catch up. Although he was unwilling, Lin Yan could only walk back to school.
"Sigh, what bad luck. Forget it, I'll shake a beautiful woman and chat to wash away my bad luck.”
Lin Yan immediately opened his WeChat and shook it.
Wu Song, a thousand years away.
Fairy Chang'e was 100,000 years away.
Princess Iron Fan was a million years away.
The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Tathagata Buddha, Dragon King, White Dragon Horse…
"Damn you!"
What the f * ck is this? Did something go wrong with my phone?
But then again, Fairy Chang'e's profile picture was quite beautiful. Anyway, he was bored and didn't want to take a look!
Then, Lin Yan opened Fairy Chang'e's profile picture and looked at the information.
There was a photo in the information. The person in the photo had skin as beautiful as porcelain, lips as red as cherry blossoms, bright eyes, white teeth, and a slim waist.
A beautiful fairy dress wrapped around her perfect figure. Be it her face, figure, or temperament, this woman was superfluous if she was added, and flawed if she was reduced. She was simply a fairy. Just the picture alone made Lin Yan fall head over heels for her. He wondered what would happen if he saw her in person.
"Hello, beautiful. Your ancient costume is very charming. Which movie are you doing makeup for? Do you need a male assistant?”Lin Yan wiped his saliva and typed.
"Hello, Exalted Immortal. Thank you for the compliment, but what is a movie?”
The other party replied instantly.
Just as Lin Yan was about to say something, a request message came.”
"Oh my god, could it be that my luck in love has arrived!”Lin Yan almost fainted from happiness when he was added as a friend by such an unreasonably beautiful woman.
However, the beauty's question made Lin Yan feel a little dizzy. What was the title of Shangxian? Was it a popular term this year? As for what a movie was? Sister, did you come from Mars? Or are you too immersed in your character?
"Ahem, beauty, although acting is like life, acting is not life after all. Don't get too immersed in acting. Put down the script and come out for a walk. You'll discover another world.”
Lin Yan's words sounded dignified, but in fact, the code was: Sister, do you want to go on a date?
"What Shangxian said is so strange. What script? I don't understand, but maybe Shangxian is right. It's time to walk out. Sigh, maybe love is like this heaven. The people outside want to enter, and the people inside want to come out. It's been so many years.”
What the hell was the Heavenly Court? Wasn't it a siege? And sister, you got married so early, and your husband has already left. Doesn't that mean you're a widow now?
Young married woman ah, exciting enough, I like it!
"That's why we should come out and have a chat. We can meet and discuss life casually.”Lin Yan did not care about the Heavenly Court or whether he was married or not. The key was to ask out a girl.
"Sigh, it's not easy to enter, but it's even harder to come out! Heavenly Court had strict rules, how could it be so easy to leave?”
This Penniless Priest has talked about so many mountains, but this is the first time I've seen you talk so much.
Heavenly Court had strict rules? Sister, I'm not well-educated. Don't lie to me again!
No! Lin Yan frowned and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
"F * ck, this girl's tone is so sincere, as if she's telling the truth. Could she be crazy? Sigh, it was a pity that she had wasted her beautiful face.”
"Seeing that you're so worried, why don't you tell me about your troubles? Perhaps I can help you.”Lin Yan had already confirmed that the other party was very likely to be a psychopath with hallucinations. However, on account of how beautiful she was, he would just talk nonsense with her for a while and treat it as doing a good deed.
"Thank you, Exalted Immortal. After so long, there's finally someone willing to listen to me! (crying)"
" My husband is Hou Yi. I'm sure you know that after we got married, our relationship was very good. However, things changed after the Queen Mother of the West gave us the two elixirs. My brother-in-law had always coveted the elixirs. Finally, one day, my husband went out for some business, and he came to snatch the elixirs. I was anxious to protect the elixirs, so I fought with him. However, I didn't want to accidentally eat the immortal elixirs and ascend to the celestial heavens. From then on, my husband and I were separated from each other…The world only thinks that immortals are good. Little did they know that the loneliness of the cold moon in the palace…Wuwuwu!”
Lin Yan was dumbfounded when he saw the large paragraph of text on WeChat. Sister, you're seriously ill. Do you really think you're Chang'e? If you're Chang'e, then I'm probably the Jade Emperor.
But Lin Yan still replied," You have to understand life. You need to look back on the past, but you have to look forward to the future. The past belongs to Death, and the future belongs to you. Since you have met again, you don't have to keep thinking about it. As for the loneliness in the Moon Palace, I have a good idea."
"It's true. You really have a way to help me relieve my fatigue. If it's true, Chang'e will naturally give me a generous gift.”
A generous gift? Private photos, are you revealing them? Point? Lin Yan could not help but feel a little evil when he thought of the girl's beautiful face and hot figure.
"Cough cough, helping others is the foundation of happiness, so why would I accept your gift? However, I know that Young Lady is a person of her words. If I don't accept it, Young Lady will definitely be in a difficult position. In order to not make Young Lady feel awkward, Young Lady can just casually express her feelings as a gift.”
"As for this method, it's actually very simple.”
If novels were to enter my heart, I would forget about heroine. If there was a need to relieve my fatigue, it would naturally be web novels. Not long ago, Lin Yan had read a report about a drug dealer in a drug rehabilitation center in M Nation. Because he had read a web novel from China, he had actually reduced his dependence on drugs and successfully quit drugs!
One could imagine how attractive this online novel was. It even overshadowed the heroine.
"A novel? I don't really understand what a novel is.”
"Wait a moment!"
Lin Yan immediately downloaded some female romance novels from the prehistoric times from the Internet and clicked send. His phone, which was originally stuck to the point of cramping, was actually successfully sent in less than a second.
"That's all for now. Take a look first. If you're not satisfied, I'll find another one for you.”
"Yes, yes, Omega."
Not long after.
"Exalted Immortal, Exalted Immortal, these novels are too good to read. The stories in them are too exciting. If I hadn't remembered to thank you, I would have read them all in one go.”
"Alright, let's not talk anymore. I'm going to read a novel. I'll leave first. I'll send you the gift immediately.”
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