"Ding dong!"
Then, a bright red red packet appeared on the screen. Lin Yan was quick to open it.
What the hell?
A pill?
Hm, there was even a brief introduction?
"Beast Language Understanding Pill, a low-grade immortal medicine. The person who consumes it can understand the language of ten thousand beasts and the meaning of a hundred birds.”
What the hell? Immortal medicine? Are you lying?
Just as he was about to complain, Lin Yan felt a chill in his hand. A green pill with a strong fragrance suddenly appeared in his palm.
"Damn you!"
Lin Yan's body trembled. He was so frightened that his phone and pills almost fell to the ground. Looking at the pills that appeared out of thin air, he really wanted to eat a mouthful of spicy sticks to calm himself down.
What the f * ck, that girl, could she really be…Chang'e?
Wasn't that…a bit too fantastical? But if that wasn't the case, how could he explain the pill?!
"Big brother, what are you doing?" While Lin Yan was in a daze, a cute little loli beside him held a lollipop and stared at Lin Yan with her big watery eyes.
"I'm chatting with Sister Chang'e. She just sent me a red packet.”Lin Yan replied subconsciously. He was still in shock.
"Sister Chang'e, isn't that an immortal?”
The little loli tilted her head, and the way she looked at Lin Yan changed."Mom said that there are some people in the world who are not normal. They think about all kinds of messy things all day and are fools. Could it be that this big brother is that kind of person?”
"Sigh, how pitiful. A handsome big brother, I didn't expect him to be an idiot!”The little loli sighed and looked at Lin Yan regretfully. Then, she took her lollipop and skipped away.
Initially, she thought that this big brother was very handsome and was going to play with him. However, her plan was ruined now because she remembered her mother saying, Don't play with idiots.
When she was about to leave completely, the little loli turned around and looked at Lin Yan reluctantly. She muttered helplessly,"Big brother, I'm sorry. Mommy doesn't let me play with idiots.”
………
"Woof woof woof…"
"Hey, who was talking to me just now?”After a while, Lin Yan was pulled back to his senses by a few dog barks. He rubbed his head and was a little confused.
Hmm? Labrador?
Lin Yan suddenly realized that a Labrador had appeared beside him. Its fur color was normal and its body was even. It was obvious that it was a pet of a rich person.
Looking at the dog and the pill in his hand, Lin Yan's heart skipped a beat.”
Lin Yan immediately put the pill into his mouth. The pill melted in his mouth, and the fragrance was mesmerizing. The taste was, um, a little sweet.
As soon as the pill entered Lin Yan's body, the surface of his body was enveloped by a layer of white light that was invisible to the naked eye. In just a few seconds, the white light seemed to come alive again and began to close in on Lin Yan. In a short while, it completely seeped into Lin Yan's body.
As soon as the white light disappeared, a girl's voice entered Lin Yan's ears.
"Eh, what's wrong with this person? Why is he standing there in a daze? Humans are so strange!"
Looking around, Lin Yan realized that other than the Labrador beside him, there was not even a ghost.
"Sigh, looks like you're really stupid. Why are you still looking around?”Before Lin Yan could react, the woman's voice sounded again.
This time, Lin Yan finally heard it clearly.
The source of the voice was the dog. It was really the dog who was talking!
This pill was real! There really were immortals!
Lin Yan stared at the dog without moving. The scene was very strange.
Her voice rang in his ears again.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a lady before? Still looking! He was still watching! My eyeballs are about to fall out…"
Damn it, didn't they say that after the founding of the country, no one was allowed to become a spirit? Chang'e, a god, a dog talking, this world must be crazy!
After staring at the dog for a while, Lin Yan swallowed his saliva and shouted at it from afar,"Evil beast! Hurry up and reveal your true form!"
The Labrador was stunned for a moment before it said,""Are you stupid? This is the original form!”
" Oh my god, it's really a monster!!"
Lin Yan shouted and ran away. The Labrador's expression changed and it ran behind him with a howl. As it ran, it shouted,"Where, where? There's a monster! Hey, don't leave me behind! Oh my god, I was scared to death!
Just as Lin Yan and the dog were running one after the other, a sports car suddenly stopped beside Lin Yan. Then, the sound of high heels stepping on the ground could be heard.
Lin Yan stopped and turned around to see a fairy-like woman!
Her skin was as fair as jade, her figure was slender, and her eyes were like two deep gems. Most importantly, her temperament was elegant with a hint of tranquility, and there was a hint of charm in the tranquility.
"Baby, you're here. I've been looking for you for a long time. Come home with me!”
The woman walked towards Lin Yan as she spoke, and she even opened her heart wide.
Treasure…treasure? Are you talking about me?
Lin Yan's brain short-circuited, and his heartbeat inexplicably accelerated. He immediately threw the matter to the back of his mind. He raised his hand and was about to hug this woman.
The puppy behind him wagged its tail and ran toward the woman. In the end, it was held in her arms.
This was very awkward!
F * ck, I've already stretched out my hand!
"Excuse me, is there anything you need?"
The woman rubbed the puppy's head and asked softly when she noticed the strange Lin Yan.
Her voice was as clear as flowing water, making people feel relaxed and happy.
"Uh…uh, no, it's fine. The wind is not obedient. I'm having a stroke.”Lin Yan smiled awkwardly and made a few slapping gestures.
" Big idiot, look at your silly face. Do you think I'm calling you? In your dreams…" Before the woman could speak, the dog suddenly barked twice, and Lin Yan's face instantly turned green.
"I'm not an idiot!"
In front of the beauty, Lin Yan was anxious and quickly explained.
In the end, the beautiful woman who was still smiling froze.
Lin Yan came back to his senses, and his face turned red." That…that, I…"
"I'm fine!"
The woman smiled politely, then turned around and left with the puppy. Although she did not say anything, Lin Yan saw a few words from her eyes: "If this isn't an idiot…"
"Haha, big idiot, goodbye!”The Labrador turned around and looked at Lin Yan mockingly before shouting proudly.
"Your grandpa, I'm not an idiot!”Lin Yan shouted this sentence, so it was very loud, very loud!
As the saying goes, the most feared thing is sudden silence. With Lin Yan's shout, the atmosphere became quiet. The pedestrians beside him all stopped and looked at Lin Yan as if they were caring for a mentally retarded child.
In the end, they all sighed and left. Their meaning was obvious: This child was seriously ill.
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