After leaving the alley, Lin Yan looked at the men and women coming and going on the street. He no longer walked with his head lowered like before. Instead, he walked with his head held high.
In the past, he could only be dumped by his girlfriend, but now he could make a beautiful woman take the initiative to ask him out. This also indicated that his life's fate had begun to change.
Amidst his excitement, Lin Yan's footsteps unknowingly stopped. He raised his head and looked up at the nine heavens. His eyes were a little conflicted and melancholic. Lin Yan was not stupid. He knew that it was not a coincidence that this Three Realms Red Envelope Group had fallen into his hands.
But whether it was a conspiracy or an accident, he didn't want to think about it now. He just needed to be happy and move freely.
Ding!
[System Message: Jade Emperor invites Young Master Fu Su to join this group…]
The Jade Emperor invited the Moon Lord to join this group…
The Jade Emperor invited Wutian Buddha to join this group…
Inviting Flame Emperor Xiao Yan to join this group…
Inviting God of War Bai Qi, Xiang Yu, Liu Bang, and Yang Guo to join this group…
……
The Jade Emperor had invited more than ten well-known figures of the Three Realms to join the Three Realms Red Envelope Group.
The originally dull atmosphere in the group immediately became lively.
God Erlang: " Welcome, newcomers. The rules of this group are: the new ones will reveal their three measurements, pop sounds, pop naked photos, and give out red packets…"
Zhu Bajie: Men stand on the left, women stand on the right!
The new girl is ours!
There were no gay players in the group, but there were only a few girls in the group. If the girls were gay, how could the guys live?
Not bad, explosive photos, explosive sounds, and red packets!
He changed his nickname to Hubby.
Xiangyu: "I'm giving out red packets. The big shots are familiar with me. Don't step on me (poor)."
The next moment, a red packet appeared on the screen.
Ding!
"I'll snatch it!"
Lin Yan did not care if he was a newbie or not. When he saw Red Packet, his eyes lit up. Without any explanation, he used his Qilin Arm and opened Red Packet.
"Congratulations, you didn't get anything!"
"Your grandpa!"
Looking at the notification on his phone, Lin Yan was so angry that he almost vomited blood. Damn this damn system. If it was possible, Lin Yan would definitely press it to the ground and rub it to death. If he didn't get it, why were you congratulating him?
However, Lin Yan was not discouraged. He did not believe that with so many rookies and more than ten bags, he would not be able to snatch a single one!
Following that, the newcomers followed the rules and sent out red packets one by one. More than ten red packets appeared on the screen in an endless stream, causing the group to explode!
"Congratulations, you didn't get anything!"
"Congratulations, you didn't get anything!"
"Congratulations, you didn't get anything!"
"…F * ck!"
A few red packets were sent out one after another. Lin Yan's heart was broken. Coupled with the system's f * cking egg notification, Lin Yan was filled with hope every time he saw the congratulatory message. However, when he saw that he did not get anything, his face darkened!
Of course, Lin Yan was not the only one with bad luck. Those who did not manage to snatch it also began to complain.
Red Boy, F * ck! A bunch of tentacle monsters! I, your father, have three heads and six arms and have never snatched it!
[God of Night: The moment I open my eyes, the red packet is gone…]
Judge: I just sat there and didn't get a single one (sad)
Sun Wukong: Hehe, I got a few thousand monkeys to help me rob a lot…
Thousand-hand Guanyin: " I'm not targeting that person. I just want to say that everyone here is trash. Who can snatch the red packet from me…"
God Erlang: " Your grandpa, aren't you talking nonsense? I only have one pair of hands. You have a thousand hands. Who can snatch it from you?"
Young Master Fusu: " You immortals are too perverted. One of you can turn into a monkey and help me snatch it, but the other one is even more perverted!" With more than a thousand hands, do you still want us mortals to live?
"F * ck, how did I forget about this!”
Lin Yan slapped his head. After this commotion, he finally remembered that these immortals were all very powerful. If he used ordinary methods, unless he was extremely lucky, Lin Yan would not be able to get the Red Envelope.
"Immortal, right? Spells, right? I'll let you taste the power of science.”Lin Yan sneered and immediately downloaded an automatic red packet snatching software and installed it into the group.
Ding!
It just so happened that a newcomer was giving out red packets.
"Snatch it!"
The Red Envelope app immediately opened and he managed to get a few Red Envelopes in a row. Of course, he did get them, but his luck was not very good. They were all Spiritual Points, and there were only a few of them. However, Lin Yan was already very satisfied. They were all money.
Instantly, the group exploded again!
Sun Wukong: " Holy sh * t, who is this " old driver "? There are tens of millions of people in the Three Realms Red Envelope Group, but each time, only 1,000 people can get it, but every time, he can get it. Even so many of my monkeys can't beat him!"
Red Boy thought, An expert!
The Thousand-hand Guanyin thought,[I admit defeat to an old driver!]
Everyone was shocked. Why was there another big boss in the group who snatched red packets? How could a newbie live?
In front of the screen, Lin Yan looked at his account balance. Seven Spirit Points. He couldn't stop smiling." This cheat is really awesome. I bought it for 50 dollars, and now I've earned seven Spirit Points. That's 70,000 dollars. Awesome!"”
God Erlang thought,"Old Driver, this guy seems to have just come in!"
Mysterious Daughter of the Nine Skies: Yes, yes, it seems that Sister Chang'e pulled her in.
Zhu Bajie: Has he never sent a red packet?
Wang Xizhi: Yes.
Red packets!
Red packets!
Red packets!
Looking at the comments of the immortals on the screen, Lin Yan frowned. He thought that this was too high-profile and angered everyone. He had to send a red packet!
"But what can I send out?"
Lin Yan felt a headache coming on. Suddenly, from the corner of his eye, he saw a child eating spicy sticks by the roadside and had an idea.
"This thing should work!"
Therefore, with the attitude of giving it a try, Lin Yan spent five yuan to buy this second-hand Spicy Strip and sent it out!
Ding!
Xiangyu snatched one!
Princess Iron Fan snatched one!
Yang Jian's half!
The rest of the people only managed to grab one. Some of them were too slow and didn't manage to grab it!
The red packet was sent out, but everyone's reaction made Lin Yan jump!
Xiangyu: So spicy, so refreshing!
Zhu Bajie,"It's too delicious!" This feeling was even more satisfying than fantasizing about Chang'e's sister!
There was actually such delicious food in this world!
He couldn't stop at all!
I'm eating spicy sticks today. Don't ask me why. I'm willful!
Lin Yan looked at these comments in a daze and could not react for a moment.
Isn't it just half a pack of spicy sticks worth two yuan? Is it necessary to be like this?
However, on second thought, Lin Yan thought that this was good too. In the future, he would have one more thing to swindle red packets with. Hehe, he would go back first. He would come out for a walk and get 70,000 yuan. He would even have a date with a beautiful woman. It was very nice.
" If I have money or not, I'll go home for the New Year…The boundless horizon is my love…" After returning to the dormitory, Lin Yan sang all kinds of songs. Life must be happy when it's happy.
"F * ck, Fourth Bro, do you have an incurable disease? F * ck, your singing can be heard from ten miles away.”The boss looked at Lin Yan angrily with a rooster head that had just woken up.
"Boss, you don't know. As the saying goes, there are three joys in life. Divorce, wealth, and love. The first two are impossible, but the third is. According to Newton's law, Einstein's law, and the multiplication table, Number Four seemed to be in love.”No. 3 stopped brushing his teeth and said vaguely, as if he was a master.
Second Brother was a little surprised." No way, Fourth Brother. You're in love. Who is the other party? Tell me quickly. Do we know each other? After that bitch dumped you, you should have found someone else a long time ago.”
The eldest and the third looked at the second brother reproachfully. Why did he mention that? However, when they saw that the fourth brother was fine, they heaved a sigh of relief. They also knew that the fourth brother had really let go of that woman.
"That's right, Fourth Brother. Hurry up and tell us who that girl is.”
" Yeah, isn't she pretty? Isn't her figure good? It's that junior!"
Just as Lin Yan was thinking about the funny scene of snatching the red packet and the beauty called Wang Qiuxia, a few bear faces suddenly appeared in front of him. He was so scared that he almost had a heart attack.
After calming down, Lin Yan looked at the three of them." Do you really want to know?"
" Yes, yes…" The three of them were like obedient babies. They kept nodding and looked at Lin Yan curiously. It seemed that they really wanted to know.
"Seeing that you're so obedient, I'll be merciful and tell you.”
Lin Yan cleared his throat and said calmly," If I told you that I just saved the damsel in distress and that I was a great beauty named Wang Qiuxia, and that she invited me to attend her birthday party, would you believe me?"
The expressions of the boss and the others suddenly became a little strange. They were all stunned, and the scene was very awkward.
Second Brother silently took out his phone, as if he was about to make a call.
The eldest looked at the second brother and asked curiously,""Second Brother, what are you doing with your phone?"
The second brother, Wu Da, replied coldly,"Call the police."
No. 3 looked at No. 2." What's the point of calling the police?" Lin Yan was also curious. Call the police? What the hell?
Second Brother looked at the three of them and said indifferently,"I want to call the police. Someone in our dormitory is bragging. The situation is out of control!”
"What the…F * ck, f * ck Second Brother, you and Fourth Brother are both from the monkey platoon, right?”
Eldest and Third Brother looked at the two of them who were talking nonsense in a serious manner. They suddenly felt like they had nothing to live for. What kind of people were these?
Especially Weiqi. He actually said that Wang Qiuxia had invited him to her birthday. If it was true, the world would probably end.
Wang Qiuxia was the most beautiful woman in the city, a woman that many rich and young heroes could only dream of.
Err…
Looking at their performance, Lin Yan only had one thought,"The truth is in the hands of a few people."”In this day and age, no one believed the truth.
After the laughter, Boss asked Lin Yan seriously," Fourth Bro, don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and say that you hooked up with that girl."
No. 3 also said," That's right, No. 4. It's so smooth. We're all brothers. There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Tell us who Sister-in-law is."
"I'm not lying to you. It's really Wang Qiuxia!”
"D * mn, Fourth Brother, are you going to go to the bedroom and expose the tiles if you don't hit her for three days? How can we not know what kind of person Wang Qiuxia is? She's the president of the city's number one corporation and is known as the number one beauty in the city. Her reputation is even higher than the four school belles. If she can invite you to her birthday, why don't you make it look decent?”The three of them looked at Lin Yan as if he was an idiot. They did not believe Lin Yan at all.
Lin Yan was shocked when he heard his boss say that. He still didn't know Wang Qiuxia's identity.
"That's right, Fourth Brother. You're getting more and more outrageous. We'll fight with you today. Let me tell you, if you don't tell us who your sister-in-law is today, we'll... we'll flick your little brother.”
"Yes, Boss is right. Slap your little brother a hundred times.”Second Brother also chimed in.
Third Brother had a fierce expression like Nanny Rong."Fourth Brother, if you think that you can be fine by staying silent, then you might have made the wrong calculation. If you don't say anything, then I'll flick your little brother to death!”
"Yes, he shot his little brother to death!"
Looking at the big bad wolves, Lin Yan covered his position in fear. Before he could explain, a steady stream of terrified cries came from the dormitory.
That voice was so sad that it made the listeners cry. Many years later, someone in the dormitory building remembered the diary of that day and wrote:
It was a dark day, and I heard countless screams. Those screams seemed to be filled with despair. What kind of experience did he have to be like this? I had no idea, but I was sure that it was inhumane torture, such as hitting his little brother.
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