Ring ring ring…
The next day, just as Lin Yan woke up, his phone rang. He opened it and saw that it was Wang Qiuxia.
"Hello, is this Lin Yan?"
Wang Qiuxia's sweet and crisp voice came from the other end as soon as the call was connected.
"Yes, I am."
Lin Yan replied.
"Tonight is my birthday party, remember to come!"
"Alright, I'll definitely be there. I'll prepare a surprise gift for you when the time comes.”
"Yes, yes. I'm looking forward to it.”
Wang Qiuxia's voice was obviously happy.
After hanging up the phone, Lin Yan sat on the edge of the bed in the dormitory and pondered.
What would Wang Qiuxia like?
Flowers or branded bags or diamond rings
He had robbed seven spirit points yesterday, plus the money he had spent on the phone and other things, so he had about 100,000 left. It shouldn't be a big problem to buy a smaller diamond ring.
However, Lin Yan felt that it was too tacky to give those things to Wang Qiuxia. He already knew that Wang Qiuxia was the number one beauty in the city. There must be many rich young masters pursuing her. She must have received many things like brick necklaces.
Just as Lin Yan was conflicted about giving Wang Qiuxia a birthday present, his phone rang.
"Ding dong!"
Erlang God Yang Jian requests to add you as a friend!
Agreed!
"Greetings, Exalted Immortal. I, I'm Yang Jian. You can call me Xiao Er!”After accepting the friend request, Erlang God Yang Jian sent a message impatiently!
"Yeah."
He wouldn't come to me for no reason. Moreover, Yang Jian's attitude is so bad. He must have something to ask of me.
With this thought in mind, Lin Yan agreed to God Erlang Yang Jian casually. However, he did not ask what it was. He wanted God Erlang to bring it up so that he could take the initiative.
"It's nothing. It's just that…can you give me some of the spicy sticks from yesterday? After chatting for a while, God Erlang couldn't hold it in any longer and directly stated his request.
" I'm here for the Spicy Strips." Lin Yan was obviously stunned. He thought it was a big deal, but he didn't expect the Spicy Strips to be so powerful that even the immortals lowered their status and came to ask for it.
But to be honest, Lin Yan did not want to help!
The rarer something was, the more valuable it was. Since these immortals wanted this thing, Lin Yan could not take it out easily. That would only reduce the value of the Spicy Strips.
If everyone could get it easily, then it would be meaningless. If there was only one in a hundred, then it would reflect its greatness.
Ding! System Notification: Erlang God Yang Jian has sent you a Red Envelope. Will you accept it?
"Are you trying to bribe me?"
Receive!
Lin Yan looked at the thing that appeared in his hand and could not hide the excitement in his heart!
[Bejeweled Nectar (1 bottle): Refreshes the skin and rejuvenates the muscles. The user will be radiant and charming. 100 Spirit Points!]
Looking at the thing in his hand, Lin Yan was so excited that his hands trembled. He had forgotten to reply to Erlang Shen's message!
He was still worried about the birthday present just now, but it was solved now. Although Lin Yan did not understand women very well, at least he knew one thing.
Women were born to love beauty, and this Bejewelled Nectar was a god-level beauty product. Which woman didn't like it?
Of course, if it was just the Bejewelled Nectar, Lin Yan would not be so excited. He was more concerned about the spiritual points.
100 spirit points! F * ck, this is one million. Lin Yan, who used to not even dare to add eggs and soy milk to his breakfast, suddenly felt that the world was still very beautiful and society was not so dark.
One million! How many spicy sticks, how many rice rolls, and how many cups of soybean milk would he have to drink?
Oh my god! We're rich!
"This is a luxurious gift!"
Lin Yan had to admit that he was tempted, so he gave Erlang God Yang Jian a pack of spicy sticks without saying anything!
"Hahaha, Spicy Strips, Spicy Strips, I can finally taste this peerless delicacy again!”After getting the Spicy Strips, Erlang God immediately showed off in the group.
Chang'e thought,"Senior Immortal is indeed a little stupid!"
Wukong: It's just a few packets of spicy sticks. What's there to be proud of? (Jealous)!
Mysterious Daughter of the Ninth Heaven: "I also want Spicy Strips. Senior Immortal, why don't you give me some?" (Envy)
Erlang God Yang Jian: "If you want me…I won't give it to you. Hahahaha, how about it? Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you angry?(Haha)(complacent)"
Mysterious Daughter of the Nine Heavens: I have no emotions in my heart, but I feel like hitting someone!
Heavenly Roar Dog: Woof woof woof…
Liu Bei: We seem to have entered an era where only money can prove love. I can already smell the evil aura of Senior Immortal and the old driver!
Erlang God Yang Jian: I'm rich and willful!
Lao Zi: The one who once said,"Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!"
Confucius said: It's upstairs.
Lao Zi: F * ck, Old Kong, I'm telling you, don't cause trouble!
The group instantly evolved into two extremes. God Erlang had been pretending to show off the Spicy Strips he had obtained, while the others mocked him for having an unspeakable secret with Lin Yan.
"Wow, wow, wow, that's great!"
"This Spicy Strip is simply the best weapon in the group! More importantly, it could actually affect the monkey's Dao-heart realm! Seeing that monkey's jealous and envious look, I felt relieved. Thank you, old driver.”
"Master, this is the happiest day I've had in thousands of years!”
Looking at the series of exclamations sent by the other party, Lin Yan could not help but be stunned! He revealed a strange smile and thought to himself,"Isn't it just a bag of spicy sticks? Is there a need for this?"
At the same time, notifications from the WeChat system rang out!
The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong requests to add you as a friend!
Liu Bei requests to add you as a friend!
I request to add you as a friend!
……
In an instant, Lin Yan was flooded with messages. He patiently accepted them as friends, but he did not reply because their messages were all the same.
This group of people must have been provoked by God Erlang. That's why they couldn't wait to ask for Spicy Strips!
However, Lin Yan was not stupid. Hunger marketing was the king's way. He had to control the number of Spicy Strips he could produce. Otherwise, it would be worthless.
Therefore, he did not reply to any of the messages. Instead, he sent a message in the group.
[The entire group: In order to create a harmonious group culture, I forbid the spread of spicy sticks. The old driver will occasionally send out spicy sticks, instant noodles, and other ancient immortal food. All members of the group are not allowed to disturb me through private messages. Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!]
Erlang God Yang Jian: Old Driver God is mighty! (Clasping fists)
This meant that no more Spicy Strips would appear in the short term. He was the only one who had Spicy Strips. This was naturally the best for him. Of course, he agreed.
The Golden Cicada Master said,"Old driver, you won't have any friends if you do this."
Fahai: No spicy sticks, humph! The biggest temple in the world can't hold your sins.
Chang'e Fairy: Old driver, I know how to warm the bed, please ask for spicy sticks (pitiful)
Liu Bei: Sad mother holding sad crying very sad why? Because sad to death…acting cute rolling for spicy sticks (crying)
Lao Zi: My heart is broken like dumplings. If it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.
[Sun Wukong: Group Leader, hurry up and give me a pack of spicy sticks, or else…]
Grand Supreme Elderly Lord: " Smelly monkey, are you itching for a beating? You dare to threaten me, old driver? Do you believe that I'll ask Tathagata to suppress you for another few hundred years?!"
Initially, Lin Yan was still very proud when he saw these people begging him. However, he did not expect someone to dare to threaten him. He could not tolerate it.
Everyone knew about Sun Wukong. He was a well-known arrogant person who had always been arrogant. However, Lin Yan did not intend to indulge his temper. Otherwise, how could he survive in the group in the future?
Hence, Lin Yan spoke again!
"My fate is up to me, not the heavens. The heavens and earth can't control me. You're just a little stone monkey, yet you dare to threaten me. Fine, I won't trade anything with you in the future, and no one else can trade with this stupid monkey in private. Otherwise, don't even think about getting anything from me. I'm not afraid to tell you that I still have many things that are better than spicy sticks and instant noodles.”
Erlang God Yang Jian: " Old driver, you're mighty. This monkey is too unreasonable. How dare he contradict you!"
Concubine Yu: " The old driver is very serious. Poor monkey, he has met his nemesis."
Zi 'er: " Sister Yuji is right. Only the old driver can control this monkey. I'm angry when I think of how he dared to hit my father."
Heavenly Soldier: " Princess Zi 'er, please be safe. The old driver God, please be safe. This monkey's strike back then caused me to fall ill. It still hurts now. Now that I've seen the old driver's great actions, I'm really relieved."
The Earth God of Peaches of Immortality: "That's right. When he stole peaches to eat, he smashed the peach pit on my head. The three-inch nail became two-and-a-half-inch (crying)."
Ever since Lin Yan spoke up against Sun Wukong, these people had all stood up to criticize the monkey's evil deeds back then. From this, it seemed that the monkey had indeed provoked many people. It was just that everyone usually did not dare to say anything because of his tyrannical power.
The group had already judged Monkey as a heinous villain who committed murder and arson, while Lin Yan was a good person who punished evil and promoted good.
Since the matter of the gift was settled, Lin was ready to leave the chat.
At this moment, his phone rang.
Lin Yan opened it and saw the system notification: Fairy Chang'e has privately sent you a red packet. Please open it to receive it.
"Fairy Chang'e!"
Ding!
[System Notification: You have received Fairy Chang'e's Red Envelope. You have received Spirit Points: Ten!
"Old Driver Exalted Immortal, I've finished watching it again. Can you send me more? This is a little token from Xiao Xian.”
Looking at the message sent by Fairy Chang'e on his phone screen, Lin Yan finally understood. So he had finished reading it.
Lin Yan found a few books and sent them over. He said,"Fairy, what are you talking about? Aren't we friends? It's only right for friends to help each other. Next time, if you want to see it, just tell me.”
Lin Yan's words stunned Fairy Chang'e. Her heart was filled with sweetness. In her excitement, she directly clicked on a button below.
" Fairy Chang'e requests a video call with you. Do you accept?"
"Video call."
Lin Yan was also a little curious and looking forward to the legendary Fairy Chang'e. Just how beautiful was she?
Therefore, he used a few seconds to quickly tidy up his clothes and click accept.
"Ding dong! [You have engaged in a long-distance video call with Chang'e. Due to the distance between time and space, it consumes a lot of spiritual power. This call will last for one minute.]”
Lin Yan thought to himself that there was a time limit. A beautiful woman appeared on the screen and immediately attracted his attention.
That enchanting figure, that small cherry mouth, that otherworldly fairy temperament, made people's blood boil all the time.
At this moment, Fairy Chang'e was hugging the jade rabbit. She also saw Lin Yan's appearance through the phone screen. Her eyes were straight and filled with peach blossoms. She was immediately attracted by Lin Yan's charming temperament and warm smile.
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