Ye Han immediately said to Guo Donglin,""Oh right, why is my head so big? Just because the virus in your legs rushed to your brain at a speed of 180 miles per hour along your two large nerves, the ruthless virus is devouring your brain cells. If this goes on, I think you'll at least be in a vegetative state.”
After saying that, Ye Han pretended to be in a vegetative state.
This expression matched the lines perfectly. The expression of a vegetative person was realistic, and it instantly made everyone on stage and offline burst into laughter.
"Father, it's so scary. You have to…You can't leave me in the lurch!”Yang Mi said sternly.
"You're bluffing, keep bluffing. Do you want me to take two steps to cooperate with you?”
Guo Donglin, who had been tricked before, relaxed this time.
"Did you feel numb after taking two steps last year?"
"Numb!"
"Did you get crippled after stomping a few times?"
"Crippled!"
"Why?"
"Why else? You tricked me! I'll cooperate with you fully today. You want me to take two steps, right? " I'll walk for you…" Guo Donglin said as he took a few exaggerated steps, stomped a few times, and even did a big split.
"How about it? I'll give you another Ballet, Swan Lake.”
After saying that, Guo Donglin used his toes to stand on the ground and did a really ballet-like movement.
As the dance continued, Ye Han suddenly shouted,""Stop!"
"What's wrong!" Guo Donglin stopped what he was doing.
"I think there's really something wrong with your brain. There are three kinds of diseases."
"Fine, fine, fine. Don't mess with Bian Que or whatever. I don't know him, but Doudou knows him. Tell me, I'm listening."
Guo Donglin said impatiently.
"Forget it. You don't know anything about Bian Que and Duke Huan of Qi. I won't make things difficult for you since your brain is already like this. How about this, let's have a simple IQ test.”Ye Han said in a deep voice.
"Alright! Today, I will fully cooperate with you. I will do whatever you say. Today, my mission is to expose you!”Guo Donglin raised his head and puffed out his chest.
"Take a deep breath, breathe as hard as you can.”
Ye Han gestured to encourage him to take a deep breath.
Guo Donglin was very cooperative. His face was slowly turning red until he could no longer take a deep breath.
He felt like he was seeing stars. In a daze, he heard Ye Han ask him,"Are you confused?"
" I'm not confused…I'm not confused, you're the one who's confused…" Guo Donglin retorted with all his might.
Yang Mi tugged at Ye Han's clothes in fear and said carefully: "Old man, why is he so confused?”
"It's the lack of oxygen!" Ye Han said casually.
" Ha…Haha…" The live audience burst into laughter.
"If you're not confused, why are you walking like you're drunk?”
Ye Han approached Guo Donglin and waved her palm in front of his eyes.
" I've practiced Drunken Fist before. How come..." With a bang, Guo Donglin could no longer hold on and fell to the ground.
Ye Han hurriedly pulled him up.
"How is it? I told you that your brain was sick, but you still insisted.”
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I just don't believe it.”
Although he said that, his expression was one of confusion.
"How about this, give me a three-year-old child's intelligence test. I don't have the equipment, so I'll ask you about my wife.”
Ye Han said as she pulled Yang Mi over.
"Okay, okay, don't do it to a three-year-old. If you have the ability, do it to a four-year-old.”Guo Donglin bargained.
Yang Mi walked in front of Guo Donglin and said loudly,
"Please listen to the questions! Under what circumstances was one plus one equal to three?”
"One plus one doesn't equal three!”Guo Donglin replied instantly.
"Wrong! One plus one was equal to three when the calculation was wrong!”Yang Mi announced the answer loudly.
"There's such a thing? If one plus one was wrong, it would be six.”
Guo Donglin said unwillingly.
"Don't worry about the number. There's something wrong with your IQ.”Ye Han said.
"Again, again, continue, continue.”Guo Donglin patted his head and said anxiously.
"Please listen to the questions! Why isn't your dog jumping?”
Yang Mi continued.
"Isn't that easy? My kennel pays attention to hygiene!”Guo Donglin paused for a moment before he confirmed the answer.
"Wrong! Your dog can only give birth to dogs, but it can't give birth to fleas! How stupid!"
Yang Mi announced the answer loudly.
"Pfft…"
The audience below the stage immediately laughed their heads off. There was still such a showy operation. They were convinced!
On the stage, Guo Donglin kept rubbing his head, his face full of doubt. It was obvious that he had doubts about his own confidence.
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