Guo Donglin turned around and said to Yang Mi,"Come again, come again. Just now, the deep breathing was too strong. I was indeed a little confused. I won't do it now.”
"Alright, please listen to the question. A monkey riding on a tree, a monkey under a tree. How many monkeys are there in total?" Ye Han walked over and asked.
"Isn't that easy? Seven monkeys, one monkey. Eight monkeys!"
"Wrong! There were two monkeys, one riding on the tree and one under the tree.”
"You…so you're riding a monkey…continue, continue.”
Guo Donglin was dizzy, and the more dizzy he was, the more he wanted to prove that he wasn't dizzy.
"Please listen to the questions! Seven monkeys on the tree, one monkey under the tree…"
"Two monkeys!"
Before Ye Han could finish, Guo Donglin immediately answered-this time, he couldn't be wrong!
"Wrong, there are eight monkeys. There are seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey under the tree.”
Ye Han sighed and looked at Guo Donglin sympathetically.
"Seven…monkeys, that branch is still broken!”Guo Donglin said angrily.
"Big brother, even if the branch is broken, there are still seven monkeys. You really have a problem.”
Yang Mi shook her head.
"I, I, I think it's possible. No, there's absolutely no problem. I know you're lying to me. You're definitely lying to me…"
Guo Donglin patted his head and rubbed his forehead. He turned around a few times and said to Ye Han,""If you ask again, if you're wrong again, I'll admit that there's something wrong with my head.”
"Alright, you really won't give up until you reach the Yellow River. Please listen to the question! Aren't you worried about where the acne is?”
"I'm not worried about it growing on my back!"
Guo Donglin wasn't too sure about this answer, but he felt that it was the best answer.
"Wrong. Aren't you worried that it's on someone else's face?”Yang Mi blurted out.
" Hahahaha…" This time, the female laughter from the audience filled the entire venue.
"Look, look, you have to prove it. How about this? We still have things to do, so we won't delay you from selling crutches. Wife, let's go.”
Ye Han pulled Yang Mi to pack her wheelchair and was about to leave.
Guo Donglin, who was strongly doubting his life, suddenly turned around and shouted,""Don't go! Wait, wait!"
"What, have you thought it through?" Ye Han turned around and asked.
"Big brother, grandpa, how do you think I should treat this?”
Guo Donglin looked sincere as he grabbed Ye Han's clothes tightly, afraid that he would leave.
"Sigh, I'm just being soft-hearted. Let me tell you, you should untie your legs, release them, reduce the pressure, and relax them. You can't let your legs fall to the ground to reduce the pressure of the virus on your legs, understand?”
Ye Han sighed and pretended to be very loyal.
"I understand, I understand, Big Brother."
Guo Donglin saw the wheelchair that Yang Mi was pushing and sat down.
"Big Sister, don't look at me like that. Didn't you hear your wife say that I need to free my legs? This wheelchair suits me perfectly.”
Guo Donglin's entire body was embedded in the wheelchair, afraid that Yang Mi would let him get up.
"Brother, that is just the latest medical theory. It hasn't been tested in clinical trials yet. What if…How about this? Sit down and test your IQ again.”
Ye Han said honestly.
"Alright, alright. Come, let's continue testing."
Guo Donglin felt much safer sitting in the wheelchair.
"Please listen to the questions! One plus one…"
"One plus one equals two if you answer correctly, and three if you answer wrongly!”
"Big brother, you're good!" Yang Mi praised in surprise.
"Please listen to the questions! Why didn't your dog…"
"My dog doesn't give birth to a dog.”
Guo Donglin replied with a smile.
"Aiya, big brother, you're the one who answered first! His IQ was no different from Einstein's!”Ye Han hurriedly bent over to congratulate him.
"Big Brother, stop testing. I feel like my IQ is rising. How much does a wheelchair cost?”
Guo Donglin turned the wheel a few times.
"Big brother, to be honest with you, this wheelchair was modified from your bicycle last year. If you want it, I'll give you a friendship price of 400 yuan for the modification fee!”Ye Han said enthusiastically.
Guo Donglin rummaged through his pockets and found only 300 yuan. He handed it over in shame,""Brother, there's only 300 here. Take it first, I'll go back…"
"That's a lot, old man. Three hundred is a lot.”Yang Mi muttered beside Ye Han.
"What QR code do you want?”Ye Han suddenly shouted at Yang Mi.
Guo Donglin immediately reacted. He took out his phone and opened Lifubao.
"Brother, where's your QR code? I'm sweeping, I'm sweeping. I've forgotten about this.”
"Why do you want a QR code? I'll teach you a lesson when I get back.”
As Ye Han spoke, she quickly opened her phone and set a sum.
"Big brother, this is the number!"
After scanning the money, Guo Donglin left quickly in his wheelchair.
"Old man, how much did he give you?”Yang Mi asked curiously.
"My hand shook just now and I pressed an extra zero. It's 200%!”
Ye Han said as she showed her phone to Yang Mi.
"You're too much!" Yang Mi punched Ye Han.
"Scamming people? He still has to thank us!"
Before he could finish his sentence, Guo Donglin turned around and shouted," Thank you!
"Hahaha, hahaha…"
The laughter at the scene did not stop. Many people were holding it in.
Because they missed out on the next joke, many people's faces turned red.
The program ended! However, the audience was immersed in joy for a long time. When Ye Han and the other two came out to take their curtain calls, the audience was still laughing.
"Ye Han, you scammer! I want to have children with you! Give birth to eight! Seven on the tree and one under the tree!"
A crazy female audience member ignored the security guards and rushed forward.
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