Zhao Jianfei smiled at Guan Xiaotong,""If you really can't find one, then you can only settle for the next best thing. For example, someone like you can barely do it.”
When Guan Xiaotong heard Zhao Jianfei's words, she was so angry that she pouted,"What do you mean she's a woman? She's a beauty!”
"A beauty?" Zhao Jianfei sized Guan Xiaotong up,""Other than your big face, where else are you big?”
Guan Xiaotong stomped her foot angrily and gritted her teeth,""Scumbag Fei, are you trying to anger me to death!”
"You know my nickname, but you're still talking nonsense with me. Aren't you obviously looking for trouble?" Zhao Jianfei laughed evilly.”
Guan Xiaotong suddenly stopped being angry and giggled,"Actually, I'm not very angry. I'm actually looking forward to having someone like you bicker with me. My current life is too boring.”
Zhao Jianfei knew very well that Guan Xiaotong and Yang Mi were the same kind of people. They were big girls in the alleys of Beijing, and they were known for their foul mouths. They loved to be insulted. In her circle, she was forced to work with people from other places or many seniors. She and her seniors did not dare to argue, and they did not dare to be mean. Now that Zhao Jianfei was scolding her, it was like Princess Jianning being beaten by Wei Xiaobao. It actually felt good!
[Guan Xiaotong's Happiness Value has increased by 50 points. Her total Happiness Value has reached 100 points!] Master has obtained one lucky draw chance!"
This time, the prize was an orange fruit, a spirit fruit. Could it be that the system gave it to Zhao Jianfei after seeing him mentally torture Guan Xiaotong?
Zhao Jianfei swallowed the Spiritual Fruit and his Spiritual Power increased by 1. He was in high spirits 24 hours a day as if he had a mental illness!
[Master, your current stats are: Spirit 45, Strength 45, Stamina 48, Agility 51, Luck 40!]”
Zhao Jianfei looked at Guan Xiaotong's figure with a smile and said,""Do you want to become a great beauty?"
Guan Xiaotong was a smart girl after all. She immediately understood what Zhao Jianfei meant. She blushed and was a little shy, but she was also very curious about what kind of ivory Zhao Jianfei could spit out. She said,"Of course I do!”
Zhao Jianfei chuckled." I have a way to help you become a great beauty. You know how Yang Mi became a great beauty. It was all my help!"”
Guan Xiaotong thought of Yang Mi's figure that had increased by a few cups. She was slightly stunned and actually believed it."Really? What method did you use?”
"I realized that you were already brainless before you became a great beauty!" Zhao Jianfei chuckled. What does it have to do with me that Yang Mi became a beauty? Of course, she relied on the doctor. The doctor helped her adjust her body and she became a beauty. What does it have to do with me?”
Guan Xiaotong finally understood that the big beauty in front of Zhao Jianfei and Yang Mi were not the same. The big beauty in front meant that she had a great figure, while the latter meant that she was beautiful. He was deliberately insulting her here, saying that she was brainless before she grew up!
However, Guan Xiaotong wasn't angry at all. Instead, she felt very happy."Hehe, interesting. Again.”
[Master, Guan Xiaotong's happiness value has increased by 40 points. Her total happiness value is now 40 points!]”
Zhao Jianfei was speechless. He didn't expect Guan Xiaotong to have the same mental constitution as Princess Jianning. She would only be happy if he tortured her and scolded her. She was indeed worthy of the title of princess. Princess Jianning was also the princess of Jianning.
He thought for a moment and asked," Let me ask you a question. You're driving. There's a person and a dog in front of you. Do you choose to hit the person or the dog?"”
Guan Xiaotong thought for a moment and said," Of course it's a dog. After all, if a dog can afford to pay, then a human life is illegal!"”
"Of course I chose to brake, idiot!" Zhao Jianfei chuckled.”
Guan Xiaotong chuckled,""That's true. I'm really stupid!”
[Master, Guan Xiaotong's Happiness Value has increased by 40 points. Her current Happiness Value is 80 points!]”
Zhao Jianfei was filled with a strange feeling in his heart because he realized that this world was really too backward in terms of humor. There was actually no such old-fashioned brain teaser. It was not that Guan Xiaotong had never heard of it, but there really was no such thing!
In fact, ever since Zhao Jianfei was reborn in this time and space, he had discovered that this time and space was a world that was seriously lacking in laughter and humor. Not only did there not be comedy masters like Zhou Xingchi and Zhao Benshan, but there were also no such people as Little Shen Yang and Song Xiaobao. There were even no decent jokes, jokes, or brain teasers. Some people could rely on a joke for their entire lives. It was really terrifying!
Zhao Jianfei had come to this world and obtained the Happy System because he wanted to make this world more humorous and laugh!
He suddenly realized that being a comedic star in this world did not seem to be as miserable as in his original space-time!
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