Zhao Jianfei looked at the 80 points and was a little unhappy. He wanted to tell Guan Xiaotong a joke to make her happy and then draw a prize.
Now, they were in the first-class cabin.
Zhao Jianfei thought of a joke about the first-class cabin.
He said to Guan Xiaotong seriously,""Let me ask you a question. A beautiful woman, for example, Guan Xiaotong. Guan Xiaotong entered the first class cabin. The stewardess looked at Guan Xiaotong's ticket and told her that the ticket was for economy class, so she couldn't sit here. In the end, Guan Xiaotong said," I'm a celebrity, I want to go to Hangzhou in first class." She kept emphasizing this sentence. If you were that flight attendant, how would you persuade Guan Xiaotong to go back to economy class?”
Guan Xiaotong thought for a while and shook her head,""I can't think of anything."
Zhao Jianfei smiled faintly." The method is very simple. You just need to tell Guan Xiaotong that 'First Class won't reach Hangzhou,' and Guan Xiaotong will immediately go to economy class!"”
Guan Xiaotong was stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter. She clenched her fist and punched Zhao Jianfei."I'm not that stupid!"
" Master, Guan Xiaotong's Happiness Points have increased by 40 points. Her current Happiness Points are 120 points. However, from the looks of it, Master can still earn more Happiness Points from Guan Xiaotong. When the Happiness Points have accumulated to a certain level, you can focus on the lottery draw!"”
Zhao Jianfei glanced at Guan Xiaotong's not-so-prominent figure,""He's a big talent but he's brainless. You're brainless when you're not big.”
Guan Xiaotong was very happy to be scolded. She giggled and punched Zhao Jianfei again.
[Guan Xiaotong's Happiness Value has increased by 30 points. Her total Happiness Value has reached 150 points!]”
"Ge Ge, can you stop touching me?”"Otherwise, people will think that we're flirting, that hitting is kissing, scolding is love!" Zhao Jianfei laughed.”
Guan Xiaotong laughed again.
[Guan Xiaotong's Happiness Value has increased by 40 points. Her total Happiness Value has reached 190 points!]”
Zhao Jianfei deliberately said with a sad face,""Can you stop hitting me? Although you're out of love, I'm not your sandbag, nor am I your pump!”
"A pump! " Hahahaha…" Guan Xiaotong laughed again.
[Guan Xiaotong's Happiness Value has increased by 40 points. Her total Happiness Value has reached 230 points.]”
Zhao Jianfei wiped the cold sweat on his forehead. If it was in his previous life, he would definitely be looked down upon if he used these words to tease a beautiful woman. Now, this time and space that lacked a sense of humor was really good. These simple witty words made the national daughter Guan Xiaotong giggle.
After a while, Zhao Jianfei decided to tell a formal joke."On the plane, a parrot said to the air stewardess,'Give me a glass of water'. Pig imitated the parrot and said to the air stewardess,"" Give me a glass of water," the stewardess said angrily. She threw the parrot and pig off the plane. At this moment, the parrot said to the pig," Are you stupid? I can fly!"
It wasn't a very funny joke, and Zhao Jianfei felt a little awkward telling it himself. In the end, Guan Xiaotong laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes."I'm dying of laughter. I thought about it, but I didn't dare to laugh!”She immediately used Zhao Jianfei's witty words!
At this moment, Zhao Jianfei pressed the bell.
A flight attendant walked over and looked at Zhao Jianfei with admiration."Mr. Zhao, what do you need?”
"Give me a glass of water!" Zhao Jianfei said.”
The air stewardess looked at Zhao Jianfei in astonishment. Although the Zhao Jianfei in her impression was funny, he was not so rude!
However, Zhao Jianfei did not apologize. Instead, he turned to Guan Xiaotong and said,""Your turn!"
Only then did Guan Xiaotong realize that Zhao Jianfei was playing a prank on her. If she followed behind Zhao Jianfei and said to the stewardess," Give me a glass of water," she would be a pig!
She clenched her fist and hit Zhao Jianfei."Annoying, you're the pig!"
"Mr. Zhao, Miss Guan, what are you doing?" The air stewardess was confused.”
"It's nothing. I just told Guan Xiaotong a joke…" Zhao Jianfei laughed.
Not only the stewardess, but all the passengers around her burst into laughter.
[Master, Guan Xiaotong's happiness value has increased by 50 points, the air stewardess 'happiness value has increased by 50 points, and the other passengers' happiness value has accumulated by 250 points. The current happiness value is 580 points!]”
Zhao Jianfei silently looked at the passengers who were laughing so hard that they were rolling back and forth. He thought to himself,'What a bunch of people who have never seen the world. If I let you become the audience of the works of the star master of' Spring Festival Gala','Happy Comedian', and' The King of Comedy', wouldn't you be crazy with joy?!'
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