In the following journey, Zhao Jianfei told a few more jokes about the plane.
The first was a joke that Zhao Jianfei had personally experienced.
Zhao Jianfei boarded the plane. A stewardess greeted him at the door and asked politely,""Welcome aboard. May I know which seat you are in?”
Zhao Jianfei was not an ordinary person, so he naturally would not answer as usual. Instead, he was slightly stunned and replied,"I'm a Libra, what about you?"
" Really?" The air stewardess looked shy." What a coincidence. I'm also a Libra…"
All the passengers in the line behind him were stunned…
Even Zhao Jianfei himself felt that this joke was very cold. In the end, he obtained 320 Happy Points!
The second joke was from his previous life.
The plane was in the midst of taking off, and the roar was very loud. Stewardess A and Stewardess B sat in the first-class cabin and chatted…
"Look, that passenger's nose hair is showing, hehe…"
Stewardess B: " I can't hear you. What did you say?”
Stewardess A could only repeat it loudly, but Stewardess B still shook her head to indicate that she could not hear him.
At this moment, the passenger walked over and whispered into Stewardess B's ear,""Miss, she said my nose hair is showing!”
Stewardess A's awkwardness made everyone laugh their heads off, especially Guan Xiaotong. She laughed so hard that she almost fell on Zhao Jianfei's body. This joke earned Zhao Jianfei 390 happiness points.
The third joke was that on the plane, the stewardess was collecting the plates. Most of the passengers handed over their plates so that the stewardess could collect them. A passenger by the window was indifferent. The stewardess could not reach him, so she said to him,"Could you please pass me the plate?”
The passenger said arrogantly,"Are you the flight attendant or am I?"”
"I'm a waitress, but I'm not a gibbon!"”
This not-so-funny joke actually gave Zhao Jianfei 360 Happiness Points!
By the time the plane landed at Hangzhou Airport, Zhao Jianfei had already earned 2820 Happy Points by telling jokes!
Zhao Jianfei had 28 lottery chances, and 10 of them were cans of Coke and Pepsi!
He didn't waste any of it. He pretended to perform a magic trick and gave 10 cans of Coke to the first-class passengers and flight attendants, earning another 420 Happy Points.
He drew the lottery four more times. Fortunately, he got the fruit all four times.
Zhao Jianfei had won a total of 22 times. He had obtained one super pistachio fruit, four spirit fruits, four strength fruits, four stamina fruits, four agility fruits, and four lucky fruits. In addition, he had also drawn a skill!
That skill was a combat skill. When this skill was activated, one would have the combat skills of a world-class combat master!
It was strange. Why would he be rewarded with such a skill? His strength and speed were several times that of ordinary people. He would not suffer any losses in combat. Why would he need special combat techniques? Wasn't combat a combination of strength and speed?
The System said," Master, the Black Widow and Captain America in Marvel are not strong in terms of speed and strength, but they still have to learn fighting skills. This is because skills can make you win more beautifully and easily. Moreover, if you encounter someone whose strength and speed are not weaker than yours, you can also gain the upper hand!”
Zhao Jianfei thought about it and agreed. Fighting skills were essential. At the very least, when he was filming martial arts movies in the future, he could design more handsome and cool moves!
At this moment, Zhao Jianfei might not have even dreamed that he had already been involved in the grudges of several top-tier aristocratic families. Some people wanted him to soar to the sky and become the heir of two top-tier aristocratic families, but some people wanted to kill Zhao Jianfei in order to maintain their status. In order to protect the safety of the host, Zhao Jianfei, the system would spare no effort to make Zhao Jianfei stronger, so strong that he was fearless of any external attacks and injuries!
The System said," The skill that rewarded Master is related to Guan Xiaotong. She was originally going to co-produce 'Sweet Critical Hit' with Lu Han. She played the role of the fighting queen, Fang Yu. She looked cold and distant, but she was sensitive and fragile inside. Originally, this TV series would start filming after Lu Han finished filming 'Running Man'. Now that Lu Han's leg is broken, it might be necessary to change the male lead. Master has obtained this skill and can participate in the selection of the male lead of this TV series!”
Zhao Jianfei was not interested in working with Guan Xiaotong. He was more inclined to play the male lead in Ghost Blows Out the Light, Grave Robber's Chronicles, or other movies adapted from his books.
Zhao Jianfei didn't swallow the fruits immediately because they were Marrow Cleansing Fruits. After eating them, he would have to expel toxins. If his body was smelly, how could he go see Dilareba?
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