Zhao Jianfei met up with his assistant Yuanyuan, while Guan Xiaotong met up with her assistant and manager after getting off the plane. They rushed to the airport's pick-up point, where the staff of Jiangsu and Zhejiang TV were waiting to pick them up.
Guan Xiaotong was 20 years old, after all. She could be independent now, so her parents didn't follow her around as often as before. Instead, they hired a manager and assistant for her.
A few first-class passengers even followed Zhao Jianfei eagerly."Brother Fei, tell us another joke.”
"That's right, Brother Fei. I'll be counting on your jokes for the rest of my life!”
It was indeed very exaggerated. In this time and space, humor was seriously lacking, and jokes were scarce. Many people, especially those who were either rich or noble, lived especially serious lives. Some people might only live on one joke in their entire lives, which was why they were so enthusiastic about Zhao Jianfei's jokes.
Zhao Jianfei looked at their unrelenting expressions and said helplessly,"I've told you so many jokes just now, so this is really the last one. I can't tell you anymore, or my tongue will smoke!
It wasn't appropriate to tell this joke on the plane just now. Now that we're off the plane, it doesn't matter if I tell it to you.
Once upon a time, there was a plane from Taiwan. Other than a primary school student, the rest of the passengers were Taiwan officials.
Not long after the plane took off, the plane had an accident. It might crash soon. The people on the plane had to use parachutes to escape, but they found that there was not enough parachute on the plane. Therefore, the island officials rushed to use parachutes to escape. In the end, only the pilot and the primary school student were left on the plane.
So the pilot said to the primary school student,"" I'll give you the last parachute. I'll live or die with the plane!'
The primary school student said,"No need. There are still two parachutes. Just now, an uncle jumped down with my bag."'”
Such a joke could only be told in private, not in public. Otherwise, people would think it was sarcasm.
Everyone burst into laughter after hearing that. Two of them didn't laugh, and their expressions were a little ugly.
Zhao Jianfei could guess their occupation at a glance. However, he did not care. After all, although this was a joke, it was also a fact.
[Master, Guan Xiaotong and the others have gained 480 points of happiness points (two more assistants and a manager). The other two have lost 100 points of happiness points. The total happiness points are 400 points!]”
In this lucky draw, Zhao Jianfei got two colas and two lucky fruits. It was probably because the primary school students and pilots were very lucky.
Zhao Jianfei and Yuanyuan took their luggage first, then walked to the airport with Guan Xiaotong and the others.
Although Zhao Jianfei wasn't considered an entertainment star now, he had become a national male god and national husband because of his superb performance in the three Olympic Games. He had hundreds of millions of female fans who were crazy about him!
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Zhao Jianfei wore sunglasses, a mask, and a hat. He didn't want people to recognize him.
In the end, another woman glanced at Zhao Jianfei and rushed over crazily. She said with a fanatical look,"Sword flying, sword flying! I like you so much, I admire you so much!”
Zhao Jianfei was confused." I was almost wrapped up like a mummy, but you can still recognize me. You have sharp eyes!"”
When the passersby who were picking Zhao Jianfei up, Yuanyuan, Guan Xiaotong, and the others heard Zhao Jianfei's words, they all burst out laughing!
[Master, Guan Xiaotong and the others 'happiness points have reached 200 points!] The owner will receive two chances to draw the lottery.”
This time, Zhao Jianfei obtained two golden fruits of agility.
The female fan also laughed and said,"Do you think I won't be able to find you just because you're wrapped up like this? It was useless! An outstanding man like you is like a firefly in the dark no matter where you are. You are so bright and outstanding. Your melancholic eyes, your coquettish footsteps, and the cup of DryMartine in your hand, all of them deeply captivated me…"
Zhao Jianfei was stunned. It wasn't that there weren't any Star Lord movies in this time and space, but why was this dialogue so familiar? It seemed to be from Star Lord's " Domestic 007 "!
Only then did he show it. There was indeed a Star Lord in this time and space, but it was a pity that he had only filmed a small portion of comedy movies, such as the two songs " Domestically Made Ling Ling Lacquer " and " A Chinese Obelisk to the West ", and " The Count of Death Grass ".
For some reason, several films such as " Tang Bohu Light Autumn Fragrance "," Kung Fu "," Mermaid ", and " Journey to the West to Conquer the Demons " did not appear.
(I suddenly realized that the star master is really irreplaceable. Some movies only have flavor if he shoots and acts.)）
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