The next day, when Bai Hao sat up drowsily, it was already 11 AM.
To be precise, he was awakened by hunger.
It was impossible for Bai Hao to wake up early. His life had always been very casual. He slept until he woke up naturally. Sometimes, he was too lazy to go to the office. He would just open a few bags of snacks at home to fill his stomach and then continue lying in bed to sleep. After all, he was the boss.
"Is everyone up? Why is it so quiet?"
Bai Hao yawned and looked left and right. There was no one there. The blankets were all neatly folded.
"Wu wu ~"
Little H pulled away the blanket and poked his little head out, barking at Bai Hao.
"Little fellow, you're hiding under the covers again.”
Bai Hao touched the dog's head and slapped it twice. Of course, it wasn't a real slap. Last night, the two dogs kept circling Bai Hao. He had no choice but to give them a bath and shower gel. Now, Little H's body was fragrant.
"Are you hungry? If you're hungry, let's go eat."
Little H whined.
Bai Hao put on his slippers and just got off the bed when Little O ran over. This fellow also pestered Bai Hao, but its legs were short and it couldn't jump onto the bed.
Bai Hao carried Little H out of the house. As he walked, he thought to himself that Huang Lei should have already started cooking lunch at around 11 o'clock. It was just in time for dinner.
However, there was no one outside. It did not look as busy as he had imagined.
This made Bai Hao dumbfounded. Where was he? Where did everyone go?
"Am I not awake, or did I go out the wrong way?”
Bai Hao walked around and realized that there was no one in the field. There was no one in the field either. In the courtyard, uh, the program team was there, but they were like NPCs at this moment. No matter what Bai Hao said, they did not say a word.
He was so angry. He wanted to hit someone, but he couldn't beat them. As expected, His Majesty had already forgotten…
At this moment, on the other side of the camera, a car was filled with five people. He Jiong was driving, Huang Lei was sitting in the front passenger seat, and Da Hua, Peng Peng, and Zhao Liying were squeezed in the back row.
They had just finished shopping in the market and were on their way back to the mushroom house.
"Hey, don't you think it's not a good idea to leave Whitey alone in the mushroom house?”He Jiong looked at the rearview mirror and smiled. There was no trace of embarrassment on his face.
Huang Lei said seriously,"It's fine. Young people should train more.”
Everyone laughed. They knew that Teacher Huang was taking revenge. Before he left in the morning, Huang Lei had wanted to bring Bai Hao along and let Big Light and Peng Peng look after the house. He felt that there was no generation gap between him and Bai Hao. No matter what he said or joked about, Bai Hao would be able to deal with it easily. On the contrary, Big Light and Peng Peng were more or less reserved in front of him.
Many times, Bai Hao didn't even give him the feeling of a young man in his twenties, but someone of the same age as him.
In the end, he woke Bai Hao up time and time again, but the moment he turned around, he immediately lay down again. In the end, Huang Lei was so angry that he directly took Big Light and Peng Peng away, letting this salted fish continue to live a drunken life.
"Aiya, Baibai is good in everything. He's handsome and talented, but he's just a little lazy. Otherwise, with his humor, I happen to have a show that suits him.”He Jiong sighed.
Zhao Liying burst out laughing."Teacher He, don't tell me you're thinking of inviting Baibai to Happy Camp?”
As everyone knew, He Jiong had been a host in Kuaiben for more than ten years, and many fans knew him through Kuaiben.
"Do I only have this program?”He Jiong glared at Zhao Liying and said angrily,"My sister is planning a new variety show. I might become one of the permanent guests.”
Huang Lei suddenly thought of a question."What do you think Xiao Bai's expression will be when he finds out that he's become famous for no reason after the show ends?”
"I guess he'll be so angry that he wants to kill someone.”He Jiong couldn't help but laugh when he thought of Bai Hao chasing Huang Lei with his axe."But I'm not worried at all.”
Huang Lei was stunned."Why?”
Zhao Liying blinked and said,"Because you were the one who lied to Baibai that this show wasn't popular.”
Huang Lei was dumbfounded. Was that so?
Peng Peng, Big Light, and Zhao Liying were all laughing so hard that they were about to cry.
In
the mushroom house, the phone on the table kept ringing.
Bai Hao thought it was Huang Lei and the others calling. He trotted in with Little H in his arms and picked up the phone."Hello?”
"Hello, is this the mushroom house?"
"Who are you looking for?"
"I'm from the village's express delivery station. Your express delivery has arrived.”
"You've dialed the wrong number!"
Bai Hao didn't say anything else and directly hung up the phone.
Trying to trick me into going down to get the express delivery? No way!
Wang Zhengyu coughed."Xiao Bai, you need to go to the village entrance to get the package now.”
Bai Hao looked at him as if he was teasing him."I just want to ask, who would send something to our guest?”
"Traveling expenses, ten yuan." Wang Zhengyu gritted his teeth and said with heartache.
"Ten? He couldn't even buy a pig's brain. It was at least a hundred.”Especially when Bai Hao said this sentence, it was very casual.
Wang Zhengyu's eyes widened, and he almost couldn't breathe. A hundred? Why don't you go rob them? Have you ever seen a courier who earns 100 yuan from delivering a package?
"No, it's too much. Fifteen.”
"Eighty yuan. Don't go too far, Fatty. I've already lost twenty yuan.”
"No, twenty at most."
"It's boring for you to do this. I'll reduce it by 20 yuan every time. Why do you only add five yuan every time?”
"How can this be the same? I'll give you another five yuan at most, 25 yuan.”
"I'll give you a fixed price. I'll make it fifty." Before he could say anything, Bai Hao put his arm around Wang Zhengyu's shoulder and said,"Look, this place is at least a few kilometers away from the village entrance. You don't provide transportation, do you?”
"Yes, sir!" After confirming that there was no trap in this sentence and that the production team would not provide transportation, Wang Zhengyu nodded. He was already possessed, afraid that Bai Hao would set him up again.
"In this way, I can only rely on myself to go there and then move those packages back alone, right?”
"Yes, sir!"
"It's such a hot day, and I'm very tired from coming back and forth. Moreover, I didn't eat breakfast, so 50 yuan is a little too little, right?”
"Yes…No, no, fifty yuan is not a small amount!”
Wang Zhengyu had just finished speaking when he suddenly reacted. Damn, I was almost fooled by you again.
"I see…" Bai Hao sighed helplessly, as if he was upset that Wang Zhengyu didn't fall for it."Then 50 yuan it is."”
"Alright." Wang Zhengyu took out the money. The next moment, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.
Wait…
50 yuan? When did I agree to fifty?
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