Damn it, he was tricked again.
It was impossible to guard against!
Wang Zhengyu slapped his head and reluctantly handed over fifty yuan.
Bai Hao pulled a few times, but he didn't pull. He pulled again, but he still didn't move. He said disdainfully,"Fat director, you're a real man. You're a spittle and a nail. For a mere 50 dollars, you've lost your credibility. This deal isn't worth it."”
What else could Wang Zhengyu say? He could only blame himself for not being vigilant enough and falling into the enemy's trap again.
Bai Hao put away the money and patted his shoulder comfortingly."Director Fatty, next time, next time I'll definitely let you off.”
Get lost! Do you want a next time?
Guest VS program crew, second round, complete victory.
"In less than a minute, I got 50 yuan from the director. Thinking about how Teacher He and the others haggled with the boss for two yuan in the morning, I can't help but feel sorry for them.”
"Speaking of which, I only reacted now. Boohoo, my IQ can't be as low as the director's, right?”
"No, if it were you, you might have been cheated and even thanked him.”
"This guy is addicted to scamming the director.”
"Seeing the program team being punished is very satisfying!”
"They deserved their retribution for tricking the guests in the first season. Now, there's an even more ruthless one.”
Bai Hao went to the bedroom to change his shoes and walked to the door. The two puppies stuck out their tongues and followed behind him.
"Be good, you two stay here and watch the house. I'll give you more chicken drumsticks for lunch later.”
Strangely enough, the two puppies seemed to really understand. They sat quietly at the door and wagged their tails happily.
Many girls in the live broadcast room were captivated by Little H and Little O. They had seen many dogs, but this was the first time they had seen such a cute and smart dog.
Bai Hao did not go directly to the village entrance. It was at least 2,000 meters from here to the village entrance. If he walked under the sun, he would probably be dehydrated.
After leaving the mushroom house, Bai Hao took a turn and returned home.
Then, he saw a donkey behind him.
"This..." The cameraman pointed at the donkey. At this moment, the cameraman was very confused. Was riding a donkey a violation of the rules?
Bai Hao looked depressed."This is a donkey? Don't tell me you've never seen a donkey before?”
"I know it's a donkey!" The cameraman vomited blood. He could finally understand how the director felt when he faced Bai Hao."Didn't you say you'd go over by yourself?”
"That's right. This donkey belongs to my family. I didn't borrow it from anyone else.”Bai Hao said matter-of-factly.
The cameraman
was speechless. Forget it, he couldn't afford to offend her. I'll leave it to the director.
"Let's go!"
Bai Hao got on the donkey and gently squeezed it with his legs. The donkey started to trot.
The cameraman followed behind him bitterly.
Fortunately, Bai Hao was still a little humane. He controlled the donkey's speed and could keep up with it if he quickened his pace. Otherwise, he would have died from running while carrying seven to eight kilograms of equipment.
Bai Hao was in a good mood. Wang Zhengyu was trying to scam him. He had really failed to steal the chicken and ended up losing the rice. When he reached the village entrance, he would put the parcel on the donkey and earn 50 yuan effortlessly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Bai Hao realized that he was starting to like this show. It turned out that building happiness on the pain of others was such a sense of accomplishment.
The more he thought about it, the happier he became.
Riding on a small donkey, Bai Hao felt like he was a swordsman who had left home to wander the Jianghu. He could not help but laugh and sing,
"I hold a Meteor Crescent Blade in my hand,""
I shout a loud slogan,"
"Who is ahead?
""If you have the ability, don't run,"
"
I've seen heroes bend their waists,""
How high can I fly on the walls?
""I practice floating on water on a boat.
" The song was transmitted to the live broadcast room through the microphone on his collar, and everyone was dumbfounded.
Although they were ordinary people and could not appreciate songs from a professional perspective, they could still distinguish whether a song was good or bad.
It didn't have the coquettish and pretentious moaning of ordinary songs, nor did it casually talk about love, hate, love, and death. Instead, it was humorous and had a carefree and cheerful feeling.
Most importantly, they had never heard this song before.
Some people immediately searched for lyrics on the Internet, only to see a page that said "No such information found."
What did this mean?
This meant that this song was very likely an original!
Many of the audience did not know how to describe their feelings at this moment!
Right at this moment, Bai Hao's voice suddenly changed, and the chorus followed closely.
"I'm riding a small donkey"
,"Carrying a Crescent Moon Blade on my back",
"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms"
,"I've only learned the first move"
,
"If I can beat you, then I'll beat you","If I can't beat you, then I'll run"
,"..."
,"My mother says winning or losing isn't important",
"Happiness is important"
, this is the real deal. It's undoubtedly an original!
Everyone thought that this song was definitely written by Bai Hao, because the lyrics matched the scene in front of them too well. Moreover, after watching it for a day, the audience had a little understanding of Bai Hao's personality. Wasn't it just like the song said, winning or losing wasn't important, but happiness was?
This time, the live broadcast room went crazy.
"F * ck, although the lyrics seem to be very white, aren't they very magical?”
"I can't stop thinking about this song. Oh my god, it's so good!”
"Quick, quick, has anyone found out if this song is an original?”
"Invincible, what a spoof song. I want to laugh after listening to it. Hahaha ~ I can't take it anymore. This is a healing divine song!”
"I'm begging for the sound source of the divine song. I want to set it as my ringtone ~"
Although it was a drooling song, it was undeniable that this song was catchy. Didn't "Little Apple" in his previous life rely on magical brainwashing to become popular all over the country?
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