After ending their absurd journey of searching for Sleeping Beauty, Goku and Clint thought of Turtle Hermit, who had been waiting for them bitterly, from the joy of defeating Lucifer. They also began to worry about how to explain to Turtle Hermit.。In the end, they decided to go back first and take it one step at a time.
"What? You didn't find Sleeping Beauty?" Turtle Hermit spat at the two of them in exasperation and shouted,""You two clowns went out for such a long time and returned empty-handed?!
"Um... Teacher Wu Tian, sleeping beauty is actually a gem. You must have misheard her as a beauty.。”Clint said weakly as he wiped the saliva off his face.
Wukong chimed in,"We actually found a beauty comparable to Sleeping Beauty, but we didn't notice her and let her slip away."。“
" Enough!" Turtle Hermit interrupted impatiently." I don't want to hear your lame excuses!" My lust is about to explode! I'll give you one last day. If I don't see any lively girls by evening, you can go back to where you came from!”
"I, I know…" Although Goku and Clint were dissatisfied, they had no choice but to continue looking for a master from Turtle Hermit. However, Clint ran to Turtle Hermit and said with a flattering expression,""Teacher Wu Tian, I've already seen Wukong's Swift Dragon. That thing is too convenient. Please give me something similar. This way, I can find you a lively chick faster.“
"Hmm, that makes sense. Then I'll give you the Somersault Cloud! You and Wukong will go together!" As Turtle Hermit snapped his fingers, a Somersault Cloud appeared in front of Clint.
"This is a cloud? Can I sit on the cloud?" Looking at Clint's suspicious gaze, Turtle Hermit nodded without a doubt. "It should be very comfortable if you can sit on it."”Upon seeing this, Clint jumped up without any doubt.。As a result, he fell flat on his face."Eh? Why did I fall?“
"I forgot to mention that this cloud can only be ridden by a pure heart. To think that you're still a monk, but you're actually dirty. Did you become bald because you read dirty books?”"But even I can't sit on this cloud." Wukong laughed heartily.”Meanwhile, Turtle Hermit pretended to be serious and wanted to tease Clint.""I'm afraid you came to learn martial arts from me with ill intentions, right?”
" No!" Clint hurriedly defended himself,""I just hope to master martial arts and be welcomed by girls! Clint even used a big move:"Teacher Wu Tian, actually, I still have a lot of H's photo albums. Please accept them all!"
"This is a bad motive…However, seeing that we're on the same path, I'll forgive you.”Turtle Hermit chuckled and took away all the erotic books, saying,"”。。。Bah, why is there a philosophical book mixed in here?!“
(You obviously can't sit on it yourself.。。This lecherous immortal, Wukong thought disdainfully in his heart. As a last resort, Goku and Clint could only squeeze on top of the Swift Dragon and fly far away to find beautiful girls for Turtle Hermit.
However, after searching for a long time, Wukong was a little tired."Sigh... There weren't many people in this area. I feel like I've lost weight over the past few days.”At this moment, Clint, who was hugging his waist, cried out," Hey, tell the speedy dragon to slow down! If I don't hold on tight, you'll fall!“
"I have no choice. The Velociraptor doesn't like to be ridden by anyone other than me.。Speaking of which, if you didn't have bad thoughts, you wouldn't have so many problems if you could sit on the Somersault Cloud. It's all your fault for having such an evil face.”Wukong's words made Clint say unhappily,""Idiot, you can't even tell a man from a woman if you're pure!”
Wukong couldn't be bothered to argue with him. Instead, he lazily pointed to the ground and said,""Right, Clint. What do you think of that person who looks like a piece of trash? Will the old man like it?"
"Hmm, which one?" Clint lowered his head and saw the dumbfounded farmer. So he turned around and complained,"Are you an idiot? That's a man!"”
"I know, but I think we can turn that old man Turtle Hermit gay. That way, there would be no need for so much trouble...”Hearing Goku's creepy words, Clint subconsciously distanced himself from Goku.""You'd better look for it obediently…By the way, I don't have that kind of fetish.”
The farmer looked at the two of them leaving and muttered to himself,"Weirdo…But why do I have a bad feeling when I see that child with a tail?。Sigh, forget it." The farmer shook his head, got on his motorcycle, and drove into a small town in the west. He plowed the field for a day and prepared to go to the town's bar for a drink.
In the bar, the farmer was drinking beer while looking at the wanted posters for bounty hunters on the bar wall. However, this time, a newcomer on the wanted list caught his attention."Hey, Boss. Who was the new wanted poster on the wall? It even squeezed out Akira Toriyama, who had the highest bounty in the tavern.”
"Monchi D. Luffy. Don't look at his silly face, he was a pirate with a bounty of 300 million Bailey. A few days ago, the pirate group led by this guy destroyed Justice Island. The World Government had sent his wanted order here. He was really a young hero... No, he was really insane. The biggest crime that Akira Toriyama committed was to escape from prison.”The tavern owner said indifferently,"However, this guy is at sea and has nothing to do with us mainlanders. Besides, Bailey doesn't have much money to spend here. Let's look at the guy on this side.”The tavern owner pointed at another wanted list."This guy is the receiver, Lanchi. The bounty is 1.6 billion Soni. Much higher than Luffy."
"Hmph, these guys are just bragging.”The farmer took out his favorite hunting rifle from his pocket with a disdainful look. He borrowed a rag and pretended to be an expert in cleaning."If that crazy woman Lanchi dares to appear in front of me, I will definitely blow her head off.”
"Is that so? I heard that she was destroying the neighboring villages. She might come here soon.”The tavern owner laughed loudly. It was obviously a casual joke.
"Hmph, if she really comes, will you have no problem?”At this moment, an old but unpleasant voice sounded. The farmer and the tavern owner turned around. A white-bearded old man with long hair was silently sipping beer in a white coat that did not fit the tavern.
"Who are you? "The farmer looked at the old man with dissatisfaction.
"He's just a nameless researcher who likes to study human modification. I'm only here to look for materials." The old Mediterranean man tidied up the bow symbol on his white coat and said casually,"I heard that the places Lanchi passed by were barren. He's simply a replica of Hua Qiangu."
"Hmph, a woman can actually make you so afraid!”Another voice came from the next table. A short green-blue man led a woman with heavy makeup and a dog-shaped orc in a ninja suit to remove Lanchi's wanted poster."We are the Pilaf trio. We have accepted Lanchi's wanted list!”
"Um…Sir Pilaf, is it really okay? That Lanchi seemed to be quite powerful. Seeing Xiao Wu and Xiu's trembling expressions, Pilaf impatiently said, You don't have to be afraid at all. You just need to think about how to use this huge sum of money!“
(He looks like an idiot who can be killed easily.)。。)The old researcher only glanced at them before turning his head away, drawing them equal to the word "trash." However, at this moment, the wooden door of the tavern was pushed open. Everyone turned their gazes over.
"Aiya, the wind outside is so strong.”A blue-haired, gentle, and virtuous girl complained,"It's all sand and dust. I just washed my hair last night. I really can't stand it." Upon seeing this, the old researcher turned his head again.
"What? It's not her. It's a very beautiful girl. Seeing the girl's beautiful face, Pilaf's saliva flowed down."Miss, I'll treat you to anything you want to drink! Boss, quickly make a glass of wine for this lady!”
"No, it's still my treat!" The farmer walked to the girl's side and said affectionately,""Don't ask me why. I just saw that your hair color is the same as the woman I used to love.。That was my regretless youth."
"Uncle, don't you think your way of hitting on people is too old-fashioned? You're not an old driver at all!"
"Shut up, I have no resistance to this type of woman! This kind of soft girl who could cook and wash clothes at home!”After the farmer shouted, he changed his face and said gently to the girl,"Alright, Miss. Drink as much as you want." "Thank you," the girl smiled politely. Boss, can I have a glass of orange juice?”
Just as the orange juice was served, the girl was about to enjoy it slowly. However, a strong gust of wind suddenly blew into the tavern, causing her hair to itch and tickle the girl's nose.。After a loud sneeze, the girl's hair instantly changed from blue to yellow, and her expression and personality changed from a harmless little girl to a fierce queen.
"You... Who are you? "Before the farmer could finish, he was thrown out and crashed into a table.
"Lan... Lanchi! "Pilaf didn't even have time to draw his gun when Lanchi's green pupils locked onto them. As her beautiful legs drew a beautiful arc, she kicked Pilaf and the other two into the ground. Then, she still felt that it was not enough. She took out her submachine gun and started shooting crazily in the tavern.。。
As the tavern was looted, Lanchi walked on the street and looked at the rainy town. "Very good, the rain can hide the sound of bullets." Let me dye the blood of those who resist with the rain!”
Looking at Lanchi riding away on the new hoverbike, the old researcher who had been hiding at the back door of the tavern said with interest,"Interesting, it's actually two personalities sharing a body. This was an interesting topic. She was just like Zi Xia in A Chinese Oath to the West. She was afraid that she would be forgotten in the end. It would be a waste not to use such an interesting guy as my material.”The old researcher then dialed the phone in his hand." I found the material, but this place is still under the jurisdiction of the World Government.。It's not convenient for you to do anything. Help me contact our informant, the police, to help.。。“
On the other side of the grass, Wukong got closer to Clint impatiently. He saw Clint peeing on the innocent frog and said,""Still not done? You pee so much!"
"Idiot, don't come over and look! Go away!" Clint's shyness made Wukong speechless.""We're all men. You bald donkey with a century egg head."
"That's why I'm even more afraid of you turning me gay! I'm not as powerful as you, so I naturally have to keep a distance from you!”"Also, don't randomly give me nicknames!" Clint complained.”
As soon as they left, a train passed by the track beside the grass. This train was transporting gold. The train driver was originally rejoicing that today was another peaceful day. However, he did not expect a fierce woman to suddenly appear in front of his glass, just like Sun Shangxiang in Mobile Legends. She aimed a rocket launcher at him through the scope.。
"Blame yourself for driving such a slow train! As Lanchi pressed the trigger, she used the recoil of the rocket launcher to jump off the train in a beautiful arc. Then, she flipped into the already broken carriage and robbed the gold inside before leaving."Hmph, this thing really doesn't work. The recoil almost broke my shoulder!”
The lucky driver, covered in blood, picked up the phone in the driver's seat."Hello, is this the police station? Lanchi stole the gold that was given to the World Government!”
At the same time, Goku and Clint had already flown to a ravine that was uninhabited. Clint reminded him from behind,""Hey, Wukong. Are you really looking for it? Just now, you went to play computer games for a long time.。We only have one afternoon left! By the way, where did you fly to?"
"I don't know. It shouldn't be America.。。I originally wanted to find chicks online.。But why did the old man like fresh and beautiful girls so much?”Wukong muttered.
"For example, if you eat fish, you must eat the freshest, right? Clint's answer made Wukong say lazily,""I'm not interested in those things. If I have the time to think about those things, I might as well eat more delicious things. I seem to hear a strange sound.”
Just as Wukong said, on the other side of the canyon. Countless police cars were spitting fire as they chased after Lanchi, who was driving the hovercar. "Stop! If you don't stop, we'll shoot!" The chief officer warned loudly.”
"Haven't we been shooting?"..." The police officer at the side complained weakly. However, Sunset Glow's marksmanship was unable to hit the petite Lanchi. Lanchi, who had dealt with the police more than once, quickly reacted and threw a grenade behind her, disrupting the formation of the police force.
"This kind of idiot can also become a police officer. The World Government is really out of ideas.”After saying that, Lanchi shouted crazily. He stepped on the accelerator and put some distance between him and the police cars. However, the performance of the police car was more outstanding. It quickly adjusted and began to approach Lanchi.
"Tsk, how annoying! Others might think that I'm playing Temple Run!”Lanchi drove the hovercar with ease while quickly assembling the sniper rifle with one hand and began to fight back. Every shot could blow up a police car. It was a stark contrast to the touching hit rate of the police.
Just as she was feeling smug, a breeze blew her long hair." Sh * t... Sh * t!" With a sneeze from her itchy nose, Lanchi turned back into her gentle and virtuous blue-haired appearance, and the hoverbike was overturned.
Looking at Lanchi who had fallen to the ground, the two surviving policemen picked up their pistols and got out of the car in fear. This should have been the plot here, but their fear of Lanchi made them have no time to think about it."Lan... Lanchi, you've been... Arrest... Arrested. Be obedient and surrender. Don't even think about escaping!”
"You... Who are you? What do you want?" Looking at Lanchi's harmless appearance, the policeman gritted his teeth and said,"Still…Who are we? You don't have to pretend anymore! Of course we're police... Police!"
"Police…I... I... Did I do anything bad?" Seeing Lanchi like this, another daring policeman could not help but complain,"Aren't you too thick-skinned? I've never seen such a shameless person! It's too late for you to pretend to be a lunatic and escape the law! Stop putting on that innocent look! We won't be fooled by your transformation, you're under arrest!”When she saw the police show her handcuffs, Lanchi could not help but exclaim,""Oh my god, someone help!"
Turning back to the other side of the canyon, Wukong shook his head in confusion,""Looks like there are no pretty girls here.”
"Aren't you talking nonsense? There was nothing in this godforsaken place! Quickly turn around! My hands are going numb from hugging you!”Clint's complaint made Goku nod. However, just as he was about to retreat, he suddenly heard Lanchi's cry for help."This voice is so familiar…"
"Ah, look over there!" Clint pointed into the distance in surprise and said,""Isn't that Lanchi from before? She seemed to be being attacked by bad people!”
"It's true…I thought it was because she hated me and almost ate her."Alright, let's go save her!" Faced with Wukong's suggestion, Clint hesitated for a moment and said,""This... Of course, this is my duty. It's indeed more handsome to be a hero saving a damsel in distress. However, our skills are not good enough. The other party still has guns. I think it's better if we don't stick our heads out in this situation.。”
"Whatever, I'm not afraid of bullets! Lanchi was even prettier than Bulma, and the old man Turtle Hermit would definitely be satisfied with her!”After Goku finished speaking, he ordered the Velociraptor to rush down. He did not care whether Clint was afraid of bullets or not as he jumped down from the Velociraptor. It landed in front of the two police officers.
"Wha... What? Who are you? " The police looked at Wukong and Clint in surprise as they descended from the sky.
"You don't need to know. I'm only here to save this girl!”Upon hearing Wukong's words, Clint hurriedly used his escape leg and hid behind a rock at the side. He said weakly,""I'll make it clear first that I have nothing to do with this person. It's all his doing.”
"You…Another coward like Wu Long.”Wukong rolled his eyes at Clint, and the policeman also held his gun and threatened Wukong,""Brat, how dare you obstruct us from carrying out our duties? Even if you're a child, we'll still arrest you!”
Before he could finish his sentence, Wukong directly knocked down the two of them in a handsome and cute manner. He looked at the unconscious police officer. Wukong shook his head and said,"These guys are so weak."”
"Aiya, that's amazing. I knew you could take them down easily. Looking at Clint walking out to flatter him, Wukong was speechless and said disdainfully,""Shut up, you nose-less coward. Your expression from before can be used as an emoticon package. I despise you."
"Ah, it's little brother!" Lanchi said gratefully. Thank you for saving me! I really don't know how to thank you."
"Really…It's so beautiful." At this moment, Clint also looked at Lanchi carefully. Lanchi's beautiful face made him reveal a lecherous expression.
"Lanchi, since you really want to thank me, I have something I need your help with.。”Wukong briefly explained Turtle Hermit's request, then put his hands together and said,""Please, Lanchi. You're so hot, that old man Turtle Hermit will definitely be satisfied!”
"Although I don't understand, since you saved me, I'll go with you!”Looking at Lanchi's innocence, Clint was a little embarrassed.""Deceiving such an innocent girl to meet such a perverted old baldy makes us look like human traffickers.。“
"Then don't get so close to her. Your face is so coquettish that it's about to stick to her!" Wukong threw Clint aside and complained.
Soon, Wukong and the others brought Lanchi back to the Turtle Immortal Island. After arriving at the Turtle Immortal Island, Lanchi said happily,"Wow, this looks like a holiday villa.”
As long as you like it..." Wukong knocked on the door of the Turtle Celestial House."Hey, old man. We brought back a lively and beautiful girl! However, no one answered after knocking for a long time. Clint speculated,""Strange, there shouldn't be no one here. Is he in the bathroom?"
"What? So it's pooping. This old fellow was really a lazy donkey.。I'll call him out." After Wukong flipped through the window and entered, Clint blushed at his embarrassing appearance and said,""Um... I'm sorry, this guy is from the countryside and has no standards.”
"It's okay... But why did you bring me here?”Lanchi asked.
"Ah... No, nothing special. Don't worry, I just hope you can stay here for a while. This place was filled with men, and it lacked something beautiful. It was the harmony of women... Ah, right. The dinner here is very good. Because it's close to the sea, the coconut crab here is very delicious.。。”Clint didn't even know what to say in the end (Oh no, wasn't this too direct?)
To Clint's surprise, Lanchi agreed immediately.""Ah, that would be great. This way, I'll be saved too, because I'm currently wanted.”
"Tong... Wanted? By the way, the people chasing you were all dressed like policemen. Who are they?”After Clint asked, Lanchi replied adorably,""They are real policemen." As soon as he finished speaking, only Clint's jaw dropped in surprise."Then... Then why did the police chase you?”
"Yes, I am. I found a lot of money in my backpack. Maybe I robbed them again. " Lanchi answered simply," Or she became a train thief.“
"Haha, you really know how to joke. Looking at your weak appearance, I don't think you're someone who would do such a thing.。You should be the daughter of a rich family, right?"
"No, you guys better be careful.。The last time I left without saying goodbye, it was because of this that my personality changed completely when I sneezed.。”Lanchi shook her head and said sadly.
In the Turtle Fairy House, Wukong said impatiently at the bathroom door,""Old man, are you still not done? The girl had been brought back! Are you doing something indescribable inside?!”
"I know, I'll be done soon! Wait for me for a while!" After Turtle Hermit walked out of the bathroom, he said with dissatisfaction,""Idiot, don't be so loud. This was too embarrassing! Give me some face…This time, he brought a cute girl, right?”
"Don't worry. Not only did she meet your requirements, but she's also tall. Her thighs are white and long, but I can only reach her calves.”Looking at Turtle Hermit's suspicious gaze, Wukong said impatiently,"" Even Clint said that there's no problem!"
Hearing Wukong's words, Turtle Hermit looked at Lanchi through the window. His eyes widened at the sight, and blood and saliva gushed out of his nose."Oh no, it's the feeling of being moved…But... It's too... It was too beautiful! She was simply a femme fatale! Wukong, Clint! You guys did a great job! My right hand can't hold it anymore!“
"Ah, you scared me!" Lanchi said in astonishment because of Turtle Hermit's loud voice.
"Teacher Wu Tian, we're back.”Clint moved closer to Turtle Hermit and said wretchedly,""What do you think? Although she was still a child, her figure was definitely first-class.。Super plump."
"Alright, alright…I promise to take you as my disciples!" After Turtle Hermit finished speaking perfunctorily, he ignored the jubilant Goku and Clint as he walked out of the Turtle Fairy House and said,""Ah, beautiful lady! Welcome to my humble abode!"
"Ah, hello, old sir. My name is Lanchi. I'm very grateful to your two grandsons for helping me out in time.”Hearing Lanchi's words, Turtle Hermit turned around and said in astonishment,""Oh, you saved her? You're quite capable."
"No, this is what I should do. " Clint said modestly, while Wukong leaned on the railing of the Turtle Immortal House like a monkey and pursed his lips speechlessly."Thick-skinned…You Crayon Shin-chan.“
Turtle Hermit also nodded and said,"But they're not my grandsons."。He's my younger brother. "After Turtle Hermit finished speaking, Wukong slid down from the railing."Bah, why are you pretending to be young!"
Turtle Hermit laughed helplessly and said,"I'm Teacher Wu Tian, and people also call me Turtle Hermit. The two of them are here to learn martial arts from me.“
"Wow, so you teach martial arts. No wonder they're so good.”Hearing Lanchi's words, Turtle Hermit immediately said pretentiously,""Aiya, it came in handy so soon?”
"You clearly didn't teach me anything.”Wukong's continuous complaints made Turtle Hermit change the topic awkwardly.""Ah, right. Your name is Lanchi, right? If it's convenient... I hope you can take a bath with me.。。No, no, no, I was wrong! I mean, you can stay here for a while.”
Wukong thought disdainfully (What a direct old bastard.) She was so old that her teeth were about to fall out, yet she was still so lecherous. If it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't beat him, I would have eliminated him for the heavens.)
"Ah, that's great. I hope it won't be too much of a bother. I'm very capable. Leave the housework to me.”Hearing Lanchi's words, Turtle Hermit said excitedly,""No, no, no, I won't disturb you at all! If you want to live here forever, you can!" Then, Turtle Hermit started dancing excitedly.""Haha, I succeeded! All the cells in my body are dancing!”
After the excitement, Turtle Hermit began to play the trick that he had prepared."Oh right, Lanchi. Since you're already prepared to stay, do you want to practice martial arts with everyone?”
"Ah... I'm interested, but I'm a girl. I'm afraid I can't keep up with everyone." Lanchi said shyly.
"You won't know if you haven't tried it. As long as you face it with a relaxed attitude, it'll be fine. After all, I don't want you to practice martial arts to the extreme. Apart from improving one's physical and mental health, practicing martial arts was also very effective in improving one's beauty. I definitely won't waste it." After Turtle Hermit finished speaking, Clint looked at Lanchi with jealousy.""You're really lucky. Everyone in the martial arts world knows Teacher Wu Tian. You can be called the world's number one, but he actually took the initiative to take you in.”
"Wow, so the old mister is so powerful.”Looking at Lanchi's admiring eyes, Turtle Hermit praised Clint's wisdom and said in a fake tone,""Aiya, it's nothing…I'll be shy if you say that..." Then, Turtle Hermit secretly said to Clint,""You have a lot of hope. As expected of someone who shares the same path as me.“
"Whatever it is, let's cultivate quickly.”Wukong was getting impatient.
"Alright, I'll do it. Then the first step is to change into the Daoist robes of our Turtle Immortal Sect! "After Turtle Hermit handed the box to Lanchi, Lanchi pretended to change it. Wukong coughed and said,"Hey, you're not planning to change here, are you?"”
"Oh, right. Then I'll go to my room to change." Seeing Lanchi walk into the Turtle Immortal House, Turtle Hermit looked at Wukong with dissatisfaction and said,""You talkative fellow, do you want to be expelled from the sect?! Forget it, you guys should wear this too, or else Lanchi will be suspicious!”
"This…" Looking at the clothes in the box, Wukong said unhappily,""I'm not wearing it. It's too embarrassing!"
"Do you want to go back to your hometown? If you're any more troublesome, I won't take you as my disciple!”Seeing that Turtle Hermit was a little angry, Clint hurriedly added,""Yes, I understand. Hurry up, Wukong." Then, he secretly said to Wukong,[You are still far from it. Your 'cultivation' isn't enough.])
At this moment, Lanchi, who had changed into her "Taoist uniform", walked out. The clothes that were similar to lace underwear and one size smaller that made people unable to help but commit crimes not only increased Lanchi's beauty to a higher level, but also highlighted Lanchi's exquisite figure. Lanchi asked in confusion,"This dress looks a little like underwear…”
"No, no, this is the authentic Daoist robe of our Celestial Turtle Sect. " Turtle Hermit said shamelessly, while Wukong turned his head away speechlessly. It was hard to tell whether he could not bear to look at his nonsense or was amused by the shame of wearing a lady's uniform. However, Lanchi was really pretty. Wukong felt his heart tremble after taking a look at her. He felt that he was about to become a little dirty.
Looking at Lanchi who was walking towards him, Turtle Hermit couldn't help but think about how beautiful this young girl was.。He was too lecherous. She's also so gentle. She's really the perfect marriage partner. I feel like I'm going to fall in love again. Aiya, if only this dress was more revealing.。)With Clint's cough, Turtle Hermit woke up from a dream.
"Cough cough, let's start training then.。”Just as Turtle Hermit was about to start, a prisoner's fly flew over. Because Turtle Hermit didn't care, the tragedy of the high energy ahead was destined.
"Oh no…Everyone, run!" As Lanchi's nose was shaken by the fly, she sneezed loudly. Then, her hair turned yellow, and she stared at her surroundings with fierce green eyes."This place... Where was it? It doesn't look like a prison."
"This face is…" Wukong looked at Lanchi in surprise. At first, I thought it was the same name. I didn't expect it to be the same person!”
"She... Why would she sneeze like a different person?"When I was in Clinton, I felt that my three views had been impacted."Not as gentle as before…”
"My intuition tells me that a nightmare is coming.”Turtle Hermit gulped.
Because of their conversation, Lanchi naturally noticed them. He looked at the three of them wearing women's clothes. She couldn't help but pull out a submachine gun from her mysterious body part as if she was performing magic."Who are you freaks?!”
"Wow!" The three of them jumped around like Super Mario to dodge the bullets, but they didn't realize that their bodies couldn't be injured by guns. It was just out of fear.
"Hey, old Turtle Hermit. Hurry up and transform into a muscular man to block the bullets for us!”Wukong said anxiously as he dodged.
"I had a stomachache yesterday, so I can't transform into my Maximum Power form!”Turtle Hermit said helplessly. Fortunately, Lanchi's hair soon made her sneeze again. After turning back into the gentle blue-haired Lanchi, she looked at the people who had suffered and apologized," I'm sorry, my body seems to have the characteristic of turning my personality 180 degrees when I sneeze.。Did I do anything bad?“
"No, I didn't. It was fine. Anyway, we are not ordinary people." Goku and Clint looked apologetically at the bullet hole-like marks on Turtle Hermit's body. Fortunately, there was no blood. Now that they had to live with this girl who was like a time bomb, the three of them began to worry about their future.
(If Lanchi learned Kung Fu.)。This damned old man is most likely going to be in trouble, Clint thought helplessly.
(Hehe, if I marry Lanchi.)。That was equivalent to marrying two. However, that blonde Lanchi was too dangerous. It was better to find time to put a mask on Lanchi.。)Turtle Hermit thought lecherously.
(That one turned into a yellow-haired form.)。It's similar to the legends of our race. Lanchi was full of power when she had yellow hair, but when she had blue hair, she was as holy as a goddess.。Could she be... [No, this should just be two personalities in my body.] Wukong thought sadly (Just like me.)
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