When the sun was about to set, Turtle Hermit was finally going to teach Goku and Clint martial arts. But because the island was too small, Turtle Hermit decided to move to a bigger island."Everyone, leave the house. I want to take the house to the island.”
Watching Turtle Hermit put away the Turtle Immortal House with a capsule, Wukong asked curiously,""How are we going to cross the sea?”
"Of course we'll use a motorboat. I don't have the time to waste my energy.”"Originally, the Somersault Cloud could have expanded and carried the three of us over," Turtle Hermit said helplessly. Unfortunately, none of us can sit on it, except for Lanchi.”
"When a beautiful woman sits on that cloud-breaking thing, it will make a 'tutu tutu' sound, just like a tractor. It seemed that it was as lustful as Turtle Hermit and was not pure at all.”Upon hearing Wukong's words, Turtle Hermit coughed dryly and took out another capsule. He released the motorboat and changed the topic,""The all-purpose capsule is really the greatest invention of mankind. It can shrink objects and reduce weight at the same time. It's cool and convenient.。Alright, let's go!"
"I didn't expect that old man Turtle Hermit to be so rich.”Wukong muttered as he looked at the brand new advanced motorboat.
On the way, Turtle Hermit looked at Lanchi, who was sitting beside the passenger seat. Although she wanted to take advantage of her, she was afraid of her other personality: "Um... Miss Lanchi, please do me a favor. Don't sneeze on the boat."
"Yes, don't worry." Lanchi said with a smile.
"But it's really amazing... As she sneezed, she would turn into a gentle and cute girl for a moment, and then into a hot-tempered girl with a bad temper for a moment. What a weirdo.”Clint, who was sitting in the back seat, blinked his small eyes and sighed.""When Lanchi's hair turns golden, she will become an extremely ferocious person. Then, his strength would also rapidly increase...。Perhaps she was the legendary super Earthling.”
Wukong nodded in agreement." Yes, but what if she catches a cold?"。He was a little regretful that he had brought such an unstable person like her. But no matter what, it's all thanks to her that we can cultivate under the old man Turtle Hermit.。Besides, Lanchi is so cute. I don't mind if she has a bad temper.”
However, they didn't expect that Turtle Hermit's turtle would return right after they left. When it saw the empty Turtle Immortal Island, it was dumbfounded.
After arriving at a very large island, Turtle Hermit released the Turtle Immortal House.""Alright, before dinner. Let's do some small cultivation first.”
"Yes, Teacher Wu Tian!" Clint said respectfully. However, they did not see Wukong's figure at the moment."Strange, where did Wukong go?”
"That child just rode a strange dragon into the sky.”Lanchi pointed at the sky and said.
"He said he wanted to see the island.。Ah, the raptor was so convenient. If only I had a bamboo dragonfly or a helicopter.”Clint said enviously.
Turtle Hermit raised his head and looked at Wukong, who was riding on a fast dragon.""Wukong, what are you doing? It's time to start cultivating!"
"Other than our house, there seems to be other people living here.”Wukong said as he looked up.
"Yes, there are about two to three hundred people living on this island.”Turtle Hermit said impatiently. Clint, who had a high EQ, was a little speechless at this brainless fellow, so he immediately said,""Wukong, come down quickly. Teacher Wu Tian is going to teach us cultivation.”
"Really? Great, I can finally start cultivating!”Wukong jumped down and said excitedly. Meanwhile, Clint's small eyes were filled with fighting spirit as he looked at Wukong and said,""Wukong, this time I'm going to show off my skills in training and let you see the difference in our strength!”
"This is my line!" Wukong's competitive spirit was also provoked.""I will definitely become an invincible person!”
At this moment, Lanchi asked weakly,""Um... Do I have to participate too?"
"Oh, you can decide for yourself. You can also train with us. You can do whatever you want.”Hearing Turtle Hermit's words, Lanchi clapped her hands and said,""Then I'll go and prepare for the night.。”Seeing Lanchi suddenly sniffle, Wukong and the other two were scared out of their wits,""Oh my god!“
Lanchi yawned slowly and looked at the three people hiding behind the rock."I'm going to prepare dinner.”
"Phew…So it was a yawn. It gave me a fright.”The three of them heaved a sigh of relief at the same time, and Turtle Hermit acted like an elder.""Idiot, you're scared half to death by a woman like this. How can you be so successful?"
"Are you qualified to talk about me?”Wukong retorted to the shivering Turtle Hermit,""Besides, it's not embarrassing to be afraid of women.。However, this is the first time I'm so afraid of him.”
"Woo..." Turtle Hermit blushed and sighed.""Looks like I should discuss with Lanchi and put a mask on her.”
(Then it seems that I will never be able to become a teacher in my life. I can only live in the Turtle Fairy House.)。）Clint blinked his cute little eyes and thought with lingering fear.
"Forget it, let's start cultivating.”" Clint," Turtle Hermit looked at Clint and asked," Have you learned martial arts before?"”
"Yes, sir! I've been cultivating in the Duolin Temple since I was young, and I've been cultivating for eight years! By the way, I also went to the largest Buddhist temple in Tokyo to study for a year.”Clint said proudly and looked at Wukong provocatively.""I'm very fated with Buddha.”
Wukong naturally understood the look in his eyes, so he deliberately said,""Aren't you from Tokyo? The Shaolin Temple doesn't seem to be in Tokyo."
"I... I went to a branch temple!" Clint said with a flushed face.
"Oh, the Shaolin Temple in Tokyo…Something indescribable must have happened inside. No wonder you haven't grown tall. You must have used too much strength at that time.。Speaking of which, don't say that it was Tokyo during the Northern Song Dynasty.”After Wukong blinked his eyes, Clint was infuriated beyond words.
Turtle Hermit nodded and said,"Very good. It seems that you all have a good foundation." Then let me see your strength first. It also gives us a better understanding of you.。Do you see this rock? The distance from here to that tree is exactly 100 meters. If you sprint at your fastest speed, how long will it take you to run? In fact, running fast did not make one an excellent martialist, but a strong waist and legs were important. It would be best if he had both.“
"Hehe, then let this disciple run and see.”Seeing Clint volunteer, Turtle Hermit sighed and said,""Whoa, you're quite confident."
"Yes, I'll let you see my speed that's enough to participate in the Olympics.”After saying that, Clint shook his cute little legs a few times and made a pose. After Turtle Hermit gave the order, he quickly ran to the nearby tree.
"Wow, that's amazing. He ran in 10.4 seconds! This was really amazing! So you really weren't bragging, you're even faster than Usain Bolt! What a talent! "In response to Turtle Hermit's praise, Clint said modestly without losing his pretentiousness," Master, this is nothing. My standard should be one in ten seconds. I even ran ten seconds for the best record. However, probably due to the geographical conditions of this place, I can only do so. Haha. Then, he looked provocatively at Wukong, who had a silly look on his face, and thought,(Hehe, you're scared, right? If you want to catch up to my speed, you have to be a god who can teleport.）
"Clint, you're amazing." At this moment, Wukong also walked over and praised him. Wukong immediately added,"This is really an amazing skill." With your short body, escaping will be your top priority in the future.”With that, he ignored Clint, who was stomping his feet, and said to Turtle Hermit,""Old man, can I run now?"
"Anytime! Looking at Goku's upright posture, Clint thought mockingly (What kind of posture is this? This idiot doesn't even know the starting position). However, when Goku started running, he couldn't laugh anymore (No.。He didn't expect Wukong to run so fast!）
When Goku arrived, Turtle Hermit looked at the stopwatch and shook his head,"" Exactly 11 seconds, although this result was quite good. However, it was not comparable to Clint. You have trained your legs well.“
"Aiya, compare me to him. That was too demanding of Wukong. In fact, Wukong was also running quite fast. " Clint said narcissistically. Wukong curled his lips in disdain and said,"" Aren't you too confident? It's still too early for you to surpass me.。。Old man, I want to change my shoes and run again!“
"What's wrong? Are you going to blame your failure on your shoes? Look carefully, my shoes are not for track and field.”Clint said mockingly, but Wukong ignored him. Instead, he lifted his shoes that had no soles.。。
Looking at Wukong who had changed into brand new shoes, Clint swallowed his saliva awkwardly. Following that, Wukong seemed to flash past Clint at an even faster speed. He ignored Clint's psychological trauma. Wukong hurriedly asked Turtle Hermit for time.
"8.5 seconds…" Turtle Hermit said in surprise, while Wukong winked at Clint and said,""Is this considered fast?"
"You... How did you train your legs? It was simply not the speed that an Earthling should have.。”Looking at Clint's silly and adorable eyes, Wukong rubbed his head cutely.""I've been living in the mountains for twelve years. My daily means of transportation is these legs. In the past, I used to race with cheetahs. "Then I thought to myself (Unfortunately, I still haven't gotten used to the sense of balance without a tail.。Or I could run faster)
"Yes, I am. It was shockingly fast. Both of you are amazing, especially Wukong, who is ridiculously fast. However, this was only the limit of an ordinary person. If one wanted to become an outstanding martialist, one had to surpass the limits of human physical fitness. Turtle Hermit shook his head and said," This is the most difficult part.。。I once saw a very powerful person who could circle the earth in ten seconds.”
"Ten seconds? Was there really such a person in this world?!”Clint and Wukong said in surprise.
"This was something I saw when I was young and frivolous. At that time, I understood that there are always people better than me in this world.。I remember that his legs were similar to yours at that time. If he had long legs, one second might have been enough.。Clint, help me count the seconds." After Turtle Hermit removed his shell, he handed the stopwatch to Clint.""Teacher Wu Tian, are you going to run too?”
"Yes, I haven't been exercising enough recently. It might be a little slow." Following Clint's signal to run, Turtle Hermit blew Goku's hair and Clint's eyebrows askew like a gust of wind.。Turtle Hermit quickly arrived beside the tree.""A few seconds?“
"Five... 5.6 seconds." Fortunately, Clint's hands were fast enough to accurately record the time.""Too... It's too fast."
" 5.6 seconds? Aren't you too slow? When I was young, I was 2.3 seconds." Forget it, maybe it was because he was old and his legs were not good. This was the best he could do, barely satisfactory." Turtle Hermit sighed with emotion as he carried his turtle shell.
"Oh my god... What amazing waist and leg strength! Old man, you're indeed powerful. You're indeed the strongest on Earth! You're indeed not an ordinary perverted old man! It was a powerful super perverted old man!”Turtle Hermit shook his head speechlessly at Wukong's admiration.""Is this a compliment... Well, this was the so-called limit of humans. All of you are still young. You can even reach the record of five seconds or less.。You must train well! In the future, if you are stronger than me, you must also be stronger than that fellow's disciple!”
"That guy?" Clint asked in confusion.
"Immortal Crane. It's a fellow disciple with the same name as me. His younger brother and eldest disciple were very capable fellows. It's almost on par with us. "When Turtle Hermit mentioned this name, he even gnashed his teeth. Actually, I was planning to take you in as disciples even if you didn't recruit any girls.。Because I want to teach you everything about me so that you can surpass them!“
(F * ck, why didn't you say so earlier!) Wukong suddenly slapped his head and said,""Right, I heard this name from old man Gohan before.。He invented a martial art that allowed people to fly in the sky. He was a very impressive martial artist.。Wait, if that's the case, Immortal Crane is even stronger than you. After all, you can't even fly."
"Nonsense, he only knows how to do these crooked things!"Give me a tree and I can fly too!" Turtle Hermit panted in anger."Hmph, I'm a little thirsty from being angry with you. Help me get a can of beer."
"A beer? What was beer? Is it the same as white wine? " Seeing Wukong's ignorant face, the scheming Clint hurriedly seized this opportunity to show off. Squinting his annoying and laughable small eyes, he said ingratiatingly,""Let disciple go get it.“
Turtle Hermit sighed as he watched Clint walk away."" Wukong, an outstanding martial artist also needs to have a certain level of knowledge. You especially need special training in this area.“
At this moment, Clint also walked into the Turtle Fairy House.""Lanchi, Teacher Wu Tian asked me to bring beer!”
"Yes... Clint, thank you for your hard work. Achoo!" The next second, the yellow-haired Lanchi chased Clint with a kitchen knife."You brat, stop right there! Did you hear that…Are you tired of living? I want to cut you into pieces and eat you like rice!”
"Help, I'm going to be killed by the she-devil!”They watched Clint scream as he fled, almost about to flash away. Turtle Hermit silently picked up the stopwatch." 100 meters in 4.4 seconds. Clint's speed has already surpassed the limits of human beings. Therefore, a person's potential would explode when they were in danger.”
"A strong desire to live…It was not bad in this aspect, but it was a little pitiful.。It seemed that unless Clint used the Flying Thunder God Technique today, he would definitely be struck by a kitchen knife.。However, Lanchi ran quite fast." As soon as Wukong finished speaking, Lanchi sneezed and turned back to her blue and gentle state. Then, she said coquettishly,"Aiya, what am I doing here? How annoying…Ah, Clint, what are you doing?"
Clint looked at his crotch, which had been split open by the knife, and the wet ground. He was already trembling uncontrollably. Wukong and Turtle Hermit were also laughing and pointing at his lower body.
Soon, the sun had set. Turtle Hermit looked at the sun and said slowly,""It's almost time. There are still delicious hot dishes waiting for us at home. The real cultivation would start tomorrow. However, before dinner, in order to understand your strength again. I still have to do a test."
" Are you still going to run?" Wukong asked curiously.
"We have to run too, but this time it's this.”Turtle Hermit saw a very round stone around him. He raised his eyebrows happily and picked it up to write a Chinese character of 'Turtle' on it."Do you see this stone? Watch carefully."
"Hmm, what do you want to do with this stone?”The two of them asked curiously.
"Do this." Turtle Hermit threw the stone down into the forest near the cliff.""How is it? Did you throw it far away?"
"Yes, I am. Was it just to see who could throw it further? I don't quite understand what Teacher Wu Tian is thinking.”Clint widened his sharp little eyes and shook his head comically."What if it hits someone?“
"It's not a test of throwing stones, it's a test of finding stones. I want you to find the stone I just threw away. Finding something sounded simple, but it required a lot of concentration and mental strength. In a situation where he had both, he still had to have physical strength. "Turtle Hermit smiled triumphantly." The person who finds the stone first and brings it back here wins. The person who loses doesn't have dinner. "Look at the two of them in shock, especially Clint, who was so scared that he lost his neck. The Turtle Hermit added,"But if you can't find it in thirty minutes, you'll have to find it." Then neither of you will have dinner. We'll have to see who can find it. Oh right, Wukong doesn't allow the use of a rapid-fire dragon. Otherwise, it wouldn't be considered cultivation.“
As soon as he finished speaking, the two immediately ran out. Turtle Hermit watched them run away and smiled rudely.""Hehehe, how can it be possible within thirty minutes? This way, I can have dinner with Lanchi alone.。。”
The two of them quickly ran to the cliff and looked at the bottomless abyss at the bottom. "Wait a minute, pause!" Clint shouted in time. There was no way to go down this cliff. It was too steep! We can only take a detour! I wonder if there's enough time…"
"Are you kidding me? I'll die without food! This kind of small slope was not a challenge at all!”After Wukong finished speaking, he directly jumped down the cliff.
"Idiot, do you want to die?" Clint shouted anxiously from the cliff.
"It's fine. I often climb mountains like this on the mountain! When I was young, I fell off a cliff and didn't die!”Wukong grabbed a branch on the cliff and used it as a support point. He threw himself onto the ground and landed steadily."Wow, my feet hurt from the shock…As expected, it was inconvenient to have no tail. He was only handsome for three seconds…Forget it. "Then, Wukong sniffed and smelled Turtle Hermit's scent."I smell the old man! Stone, I'm coming!"
"This... This guy can actually... Did this guy have a limit? Oh no! He had overtaken her while she was in a daze, and she had to take a long detour.…I need to smell it quickly…Damn it, I don't have a nose!" Clint suddenly stopped in his tracks." Wait, it's almost impossible to find a small stone in the jungle in thirty minutes. Hehe, I got it."
At the thought of this, Clint slyly rolled his eyes, which were filled with little cleverness, and picked up a rock."Alright, the size is exactly the same." He borrowed a marker from a resident who looked like Bobo's mother and wrote the word 'turtle' on it."The rest is to pretend that you found it after going through a lot of trouble.。However, if Wukong found the stone…。Forget it, I don't care!"
At the same time, in the Turtle Immortal's room, Turtle Hermit looked at Lanchi, who was busy in the kitchen, with a lecherous expression.""Lanchi, what good dishes are we having tonight?”
"We're having hotpot tonight. I bought a very fresh fish from the market on the island! However, the shop owner didn't ask me for money! She did not know what was going on when she saw him paralyzed with fear!”Upon hearing Lanchi's words, Turtle Hermit silently approached Lanchi.""I see... I can't wait any longer."
Just as Turtle Hermit was about to get his way, Clint barged into the Turtle Fairy House, panting.""Teacher Wu Tian, Shi Tou…The stone is back!" Ranchi hurriedly turned around, and the kitchen knife in her hand almost destroyed Turtle Hermit's tool.""Ah, sorry…"
"No, I don't think so. It's alright." Turtle Hermit swallowed his saliva and looked at Clint.""I really didn't expect you to find it first.。But you really came at the wrong time... Let me see." After Turtle Hermit took the stone, he looked at Clint with a smug smile. She pulled the rock hard on his head and gave him a funny look."You brat, how dare you fish in troubled waters! Don't try to lie to me, this isn't my handwriting! Hurry up and look for it!"
" I'm sorry!" Soon, it was dusk. Clint, who had returned to the forest, was already in despair."Damn it, this is simply impossible.。There were also many jackals, tigers, and leopards in this strange forest, as well as traps used by hunters.。If he was not careful, he would be killed. I'm starving too…Well... What a fragrant smell!" Even though Clint did not have a nose, his instincts told him to walk towards the smell of roasted meat. In a corner of the forest, he saw Wukong roasting a rhinoceros. He still had quite a few roast chicken burgers beside him.
"Wukong…You... Why do you still have the time to eat? And where did these things come from?”Clint looked at Wukong and asked in surprise.
"I can't help it. I have a big appetite. So I hunted some animals and then went to exchange food with the islanders.。You must be hungry too, right? Try my cooking too." Upon hearing Wukong's words, Clint could not be bothered to be reserved anymore. Soon, he and Wukong had finished the rhinoceros and the food.""Delicious…It's delicious, but what if we don't find any stones? It was not easy to report to Teacher Wu Tian.”
"Oh, I found the stone a long time ago." Wukong took out the Turtle Stone and said,""Because it has the smell of an old man. My sense of smell is very good."
"Are you a dog…? But you really have a way! But how can you be sure that it's this one?”Clint asked doubtfully.
" There's an old man's handwriting on it," Wukong said without hesitation.
"You're also using the trick of faking, right? That's how I was seen through by Teacher Wu Tian just now.”Upon hearing Clint's words, Wukong angrily showed Clint the stone.""No, look!"
"Let me see... Haha, you idiot!" When he saw Clint turn around and run, Wukong suddenly realized.""Ah, you despicable bastard! Stop right there!"
"What are you talking about? This was called all is fair in war! The real world of winning and losing was very cruel! You can only blame yourself for being too naive! I want Teacher Wu Tian to look at me in a new light!”Clint quickly passed by a bridge that took a shortcut. He quickly burned the bridge when he saw Goku catching up. Wukong fell straight down,""You... You're too cheap! I won't forgive you!"
"Idiot, you actually fell into the same trap twice.”Clint laughed arrogantly. Of course, God was fair. He became an idiot who chased after others.。
Just as Clint finished speaking, Goku, who was riding a Swift Dragon from the bottom of the cliff, flew up quickly. Even though Clint turned around and ran, Wukong's speed was much faster than his. "Stop, you bad guy!”
"Damn it, you're really pestering me! Since that was the case, let's have a showdown!”Seeing Clint's stance, Wukong's fighting spirit soared.""That's exactly what I want. I've long wanted to teach you a lesson!”
"Let me warn you first. Don't cry when you lose later. Just now, I used this pair of hands to defeat a Bengal tiger.”Faced with Clint's ridicule, Wukong said disdainfully,""Tigers are nothing. I've defeated countless of them on the mountain! You're a bald donkey who only knows how to play tricks. If we fight head-on, I don't know how much worse you are compared to me. The difference between us is like the difference between our heights! Be careful not to get killed by me!"
"Damn it, you're not much taller than me!”Clint rushed forward after he finished speaking, but he was knocked to the ground by Wukong in no time."Idiot, do you know how powerful you are now?! If I knew you were so weak, I would have bet something with you first.。Hurry up and hand over the stone."
"Admit... He admitted defeat…But who did you cultivate with? It's simply too powerful.。Here you go... If you can get it, then go get it!" Clint suddenly turned his head and threw the stone far away.
"Ah, you vile person!" Wukong hurriedly chased after the stone, even forgetting to beat Clint up. Clint looked at Wukong, who was far away, and took out a stone with the word "turtle" printed on it."Hehe, the real thing is with me. You are too kind and naive."
At this moment, in the Turtle Immortal House, the clay pot in the kitchen was slowly simmering. Lanchi was watching Alalei on TV with great interest. The old pervert Turtle Hermit naturally wouldn't let go of this opportunity. While Lanchi's attention was on the TV, he stretched out his evil hands.。）
"Teacher Wu Tian!" Seeing Clint barging in again, Turtle Hermit looked displeased.""You always spoil my plans! The opportunity that I finally got to touch it was ruined by you again! I'm warning you, if you dare to lie to me again this time, I won't let you off easily!”
"No, no, no. This time, I brought the real stone.”Clint handed the stone to Turtle Hermit, whose expression changed when he received the stone. He threw the stone at Clint's head again, almost going mad with anger."Idiot, I told you this isn't my handwriting! He actually used such a method! And you're disturbing me!“
"What…what…How could that be?" Just as Clint was puzzled, Goku whistled as he walked into the Turtle Fairy House. He looked at Clint provocatively and handed the turtle stone to Turtle Hermit.""Idiot, do you think you're the only one who knows how to fake things? Are you surprised?"
"Yes, this is indeed my handwriting. Well done, Wukong won this match. It seems that you have understood my meaning correctly. While learning martial arts, brains were also very important.。This training will definitely train your sensitivity and help you find things in the future.。For example, the Dragon Pearl." After hearing Turtle Hermit's sincere words, Wukong did not refute him. Instead, he said gratefully,""Thank you, Master."
"Forget it. The casserole dish should be cooked by now. Let's eat!" Turtle Hermit casually threw the turtle stone into the sea, but he didn't realize that…This round stone would drift into the pirate cave at the bottom of the sea a year later and become a dragon ball.。。
At night, Lanchi placed the clay pot on the table.""Come, eat as much as you can!"
"Oh oh…This is delicious! Lanchi, you really know how to cook!" Turtle Hermit tasted the fish in the clay pot and tasted the sake in the glass. He was immersed in a paradise of enjoyment. Clint, on the other hand, stood pitifully at the side, swallowing his saliva. If it wasn't for Wukong's kindness to let him eat something, he would have fainted from hunger long ago.
"You flatter me. If you like it, eat more." Lanchi said humbly.
Wukong was also drooling over the fish meat. However, Clint's rumbling stomach made it impossible for him to ignore it. In the end, he sighed helplessly and stood up."Old man, I've already eaten. Let Clint eat my share.“
Clint looked at Wukong in surprise, then at Turtle Hermit. Facing Clint's pleading gaze, Turtle Hermit sighed,""You really are a black-hearted monk. Wukong might as well not argue with you, a cunning person.。Since Wukong has agreed, then you can go to the table.”
Upon hearing this, Clint thanked Wukong gratefully. He wolfed down the fish."Delicious, delicious, too delicious! What kind of fish was this?”
"I heard from the owner of the fish shop that this fish seems to be called pufferfish.”As soon as Lanchi finished speaking, Clint and Turtle Hermit's chopsticks froze. As the chopsticks fell to the ground, their faces turned purple."I... Our stomachs seem to be... It hurts a little."
"I think so too…What happened?" Lanchi asked adorably.
"Ah, is this the kind of poisonous fish?" Fortunately, I didn't eat it... But you guys won't die, right? Speaking of which... Should I call an ambulance...”
The next morning, Wukong walked out of the Turtle Fairy House comfortably and did his morning exercise."The weather is really good!”
"No, I don't think so. No, I'm off today... You're really... He was too lucky.”Seeing Turtle Hermit collapse from the poison, Wukong helplessly spread his hands and said,""It seems that I still have a long way to go in my cultivation.。Now, all they had to do was wait for the old man and the others to recover. How troublesome!"
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