"Old Teng, I heard that you almost died last night, but you look good today. Moreover, you haven't walked upright for many years, and you're actually so impressive today.”
"Hey! Old Guo, you can't speak for the rest of your life. How can you say that? Besides, Old Teng is a giant panda. How can you tell that he doesn't look well?”
"Maybe Old Guo has hidden a fortune-telling skill, but this skill might not be very accurate.”
"Hehehe…Quick, quick, quick. Old Teng, ignore these old fellows and come over to sit!”
“……”
A group of old men gathered around and laughed at Ye Bai.
These people were either dressed in Chinese tunic suits and looked like ordinary people, or they were dressed in old military uniforms. On their shoulders were at least major generals with flowers and stars.
It could be said that none of the old men who came to greet him were below the provincial level.
Surrounded by these old men and looking at their kind eyes, Ye Bai smacked his lips.
Hey!
This feeling was quite interesting.
On the other hand, Didireba was like a little hen protecting her chicks. She said in a delicate voice,"Aiya, can you old men not be so close? The old man was tormented for half the night last night. With so many of you around, the air can't circulate.”
Immediately, the group of old men revealed dissatisfied expressions.
"Hey, Little Deeny, I've never seen you so concerned about Uncle Guo. You didn't even give Uncle Guo any face when I introduced you to a partner, but you're so good to Old Teng. Uncle Guo is unhappy.”
"Come on, Old Guo! How could that b * stard of yours be worthy of Little Deeny?”
"F * ck off! Li Yunfei, do you f * cking want to spar with me? Do you believe that I'll call that b * stard you're talking about and tell him to beat up your Li Sifan once he sees him?”
"Oh my god! Why would I be afraid of you? Don't think that you're awesome just because you were a soldier. Look at your sickly appearance. You'll definitely die in front of me!”
“……”
In a moment of chaos, two old men, who were more than 150 years old, started fighting.
Seeing the two old men rolling around on the ground like three-year-olds fighting, and the surrounding group of old men clapping and cheering, Ye Bai suddenly felt that his old age wouldn't be so lonely anymore.
However…
These old men are so cruel. They won't even beat me, right?
Ye Bai smacked her lips and shook her head.
These old kids wouldn't dare.
Otherwise, this old man's dragon-head walking stick is not to be trifled with!
Ye's back was a little hunched, and he was holding a walking stick that he had just stolen. He was supported by Didyreba as he walked under the shade of the tree.
Although it was already July, the North Daihe Sanatorium was not hot. On the contrary, the breeze was very cool and the air was very good.
Ye Bai sat leisurely on a long bench under the shade of a tree. Looking at the smoke and dust in front of him, the two old men were fighting and couldn't help but laugh.
Damn it, two old mud dolls, their hair and beard were all white, yet they were still fighting like brats.
How embarrassing!
If I had a phone, I would definitely take a photo and post it on the internet. I would let those little brats see the glory of a revolutionary senior!
……
……
Old Guo and Old Li rolled on the ground for who knows how many times. Perhaps they finally realized that doing so was too embarrassing. The two brothers were used to it in a group of people. Under Ye Bai's dumbfounded gaze, they helped each other up.
And then…
"Bang!"
With a muffled sound, a layer of smoke floated up from Old Li's body.
"Old Li, your body isn't weak!”
Old Li grimaced and returned the punch.
"Bang!"
Old Guo's body trembled and he almost fell to the ground.
"Old Guo, you're still so strong. Tsk tsk tsk…"
Tsk tsk, your grandpa!
Old Guo was so angry that he cursed in his heart. What a f * cking dirty trick.
"Bang! Old Li, you're still so stubborn!”
"Bang! Old Guo heard that you used to practice the Iron Block Technique in Shaolin Temple?”
"Bang! I'll train your head!"
……
……
The two old men started to fight again, and every move was aimed at their vitals.
However, as they fought, Ye Bai was completely dumbfounded. Suddenly, they held hands and became good brothers.
"Let's go! Let's go play chess!"
Old Guo carefully covered his crotch and gasped.
"Hey! Watch me kill you on the chess field!”
Old Man Li also covered his crotch and gasped.
Then, the two old men sat under a willow tree. They were covered in mud, but they didn't seem to have started playing chess.
Ye Bai turned around in a daze, doubting his life.
There was actually such a weirdo?
He was already so old, yet he still used the trick of a monkey stealing peaches in a fight?
The key was…
The two old hooligans were carrying flowers on their shoulders!
I've learned something.
Beside him, Didireba pouted and muttered,"Fight every day! Hit him every day! He had been fighting for a lifetime! They were brothers who had supported each other for a lifetime, but they liked to fight every day. Why did they have to do this?”
However, Ye Bai's attention was no longer there.
Because…
"Ding! After inhaling secondhand smoke, his lifespan increased by 10 minutes!”
F * ck!
This was fine?
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