100-year-old panda
14 Live longer, breathe more secondhand smoke! 1

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There was still the smell of second-hand smoke in his nose. Ye Bai had completely recovered from his daze.

Other people cause cancer by smoking secondhand smoke, but I can live longer by smoking secondhand smoke?

This system was a little 666!

Ye Bai blinked her eyes and began to search for the source of the secondhand smoke.

Suddenly!

Sitting next to him, Didireba pouted and looked at the old men playing cards under the tree on the left with an unhappy expression. He shouted softly,"Elder Zhao, you guys are smoking again. You guys are almost out of your quota for this month, right?”

A quota?

Ye Bai's small eyes revealed a puzzled light. What quota did these big shots have for smoking?

Opposite them, the old men who were playing cards under the willow tree looked up.

However, before they could say anything, an old lady who was sitting in a wheelchair and watching them play cards had already spoken with a cold smile.

"Di girl, it's not like you don't know. These old guys smoke like crazy every day at the beginning of every month. As long as it's past the 10th, they won't be able to do anything. If it's after the 20th, they'll be so happy that they'll look like fools when they see a cigarette.”

Emmmmmmmmmm

Didireba was speechless.

Ye Bai, who was standing beside them, blinked her eyes and looked at the few retired generals who were smiling awkwardly, revealing a few sparse yellow teeth and carrying stars and flowers on their shoulders. She felt disillusioned.

Heavens.

So the retired general was also like this.

It was similar to those old men in the village in his previous life who liked to smoke but their children did not allow it.

An old panda and a girl younger than his granddaughter used

"Old Lady Lin, you don't like to hear that. How can people of our status be so silly as to laugh over a cigarette?”

The leader, who looked to be in his seventies and had taken good care of himself, retorted. However, when he smiled, he revealed his big yellow teeth.

Ye Bai, who was sitting on the chair, nodded to herself.

Yes.

This was the style of a revolutionary senior.

However, in the next second.

He had failed.

Elder Zhao put down the cards in his hand seriously. After taking a deep puff of his cigarette, he said very seriously,"If you want to make us, the revolutionary soldiers who have walked through the rain of bullets, dumbfounded, unless it's an entire cigarette!”

Immediately, Didireba rolled his eyes, and Ye Bai swayed.

I'll go.

Brother, you're not smoking, you're smoking jokes, right?

The smoke blew along with the wind. Ye Bai took another puff and successfully increased his lifespan by ten minutes.

When the cold system notification sounded, Ye Bai finally came out of the story of Old Zhao being a determined revolutionary warrior.

I want to extend my life!

Taking advantage of the fact that Didi Reba was confused by Old Zhao's joke, Ye Bai stood up shakily with the help of the dragon-headed walking stick. With a hunched back, he tried his best to move his body.

Oh my god!

Come on, big brother, can you walk a little faster!

Ye Bai tried hard to move her legs, but she was moving at the speed of a turtle. She was so anxious that she almost hung her chin on the dragon-headed walking stick.

"Suck!"

Greedily taking a puff of secondhand smoke, ten minutes of lifespan in hand!

Ye Bai panted heavily as he moved forward.

The way they walked and the way they opened their mouths to inhale crazily were just like the zombies on TV.

Instantly, the old generals who were playing cards and had experienced mountains of corpses and seas of blood in their previous lives gasped.

"Di, Di girl, look at Old Teng. Is he a zombie? No matter how she looked at it, she looked like a zombie from a foreign movie.”

With a cigarette in his mouth, Elder Zhao's eyes widened as if he had seen a rare object.

The cigarette bounced from his mouth, and the ashes fell.

"Suck!"

Ye Bai took another puff of his cigarette. Ten minutes of his lifespan was in his hands again!

Behind him, Didireba finally reacted, and his face instantly turned pale.

"Old Master, be careful!"

" Ye Bai!" she shouted and rushed over to support Ye Bai.

In an instant, Ye Bai's elbow sank deep into a warm area.

Even with his slow senses, he could clearly feel the girl's pounding heart.

Young lady.

Your mentality is still too bad.

Can't you learn from me and be able to calmly do it even in the face of death?

Ye Bai turned around and glanced at Didireba, then turned around and continued walking forward stubbornly.

Everything was to prolong his life!

"Suck!"

Ye Bai took another puff of secondhand smoke, her small eyes filled with intoxication.

This feeling of watching his lifespan increase bit by bit was really too satisfying!

On the other side, the few old generals who were joking at the beginning became a little confused and panicked as Ye Bai got closer and closer.

The expression on the face of the giant panda bear with dead gray fur was really too ecstasy. It looked crazy and made people's hair stand on end!

Even when they were facing the deafening artillery fire and the battle with the monkeys from South Vietnam, they did not feel this way!

Old Teng, don't come over!

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