100-year-old panda
15 He had smoked himself to the point of fainting! 2

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A few big shots who had never been afraid of bullets before felt a chill in their hearts when they saw Ye Bai's zombie-like expression.

They wanted to run away, but their pride prevented them from running away in front of so many people.

Therefore, under the mocking expression of the old lady surnamed Lin, the few old generals who had dominated the battlefield tacitly retracted their ankles.

"Suck!"

Ye Bai took another puff of smoke, but the system notification changed.

"Ding! After taking a puff of the cigarette, his lifespan increased by 1 minute.”

Eh?

Why did it change?

Ye Bai blinked in confusion.

However, he soon found the problem.

The few old men opposite him were so scared that they forgot to smoke, so the smoke that drifted over was not second-hand smoke, but first-hand smoke.

Compared to second-hand smoke, first-hand smoke didn't seem to be as cancer-causing.

Therefore, this effect was ten times weaker.

One minute?

What a waste of time!

Ye Bai grunted, turned around, and walked toward another smoking group, leaving a few confused old generals behind.

"Hey, what do you think Old Teng was doing just now?”

Elder Zhao revealed his yellow teeth and asked.

Beside him, his old brothers looked at each other in confusion.

Mrs. Long, who was sitting in the wheelchair, sneered and said,"If you ask me, it must be because Old Teng wasn't used to listening to you just now and wanted to come over and give you a beating.

It's just that he suddenly thought it through and gave Little Deeny face. Otherwise, the few of you would probably be badly beaten and humiliated.”

Suddenly, Elder Zhao straightened his neck and raised his chin."It dares! Do you believe that before it gets close, I can throw it over my shoulder and make it unable to get up?”

Mrs. Long sneered and rubbed the silver ring on her finger. She said,"It dares, but you don't.”

"What a joke! What do I, Zhao Tiesheng, not dare to do! Back then, when I was eight years old, I dared to cut the Japanese with a big knife. Why wouldn't I dare?”

Zhao Tiesheng was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He straightened his neck as if he had applied Indian divine oil.

However, Mrs. Long's cold smile made him instantly dispirited.

"Humph! Then go and try."

Alright then.

Old Zhao, I admit defeat.

Elder Zhao, who was carrying a flower with three stars on his shoulder, was dejected.

Damn it, who in this sanatorium would dare to beat up that giant panda?

Forget about retired old men like them, even the people from the Bluesea Association could only smile politely and awkwardly when they saw the giant panda and were hit by its walking stick.

As for beating it up.

Forget it. In the end, the one who would be embarrassed was still himself.

The more Elder Zhao thought about it, the angrier he became. He slapped the cards he picked up again on the table and shouted,"I'm not fighting anymore! Playing cards with you guys is infuriating!”

The old child took the opportunity to flip the table.

However, his old brothers were unhappy.

Everyone had gone through life and death together and fought for their motherland for so many years. How could they be so shameless when they were playing cards together!

The key was that anyone with discerning eyes could see that it was not a problem with the cards at all.

We won't accept it if we let you take the blame!

"Hey! Old leader, I've played cards with you in my life. How many times have you done this? Don't let your subordinates look down on you.”

"That's right, that's right. Elder Zhao, pick up the cards and we'll still be good brothers.”

"Old Zhao, if you do this, don't blame us for not bringing you out to play like last year.”

"Haha, when the time comes, I'm afraid some people will be heartbroken and take out their own stock to please us.”

“……”

The few old generals spoke one after another, directly making Elder Zhao blush.

"Hey! Let's fight!"

Elder Zhao admitted defeat once again.

He had to be afraid.

Otherwise, the cigarettes he got next month would all flow into the pockets of these bastards and never come out again.

……

……

Ye Bai leaned on his walking stick and was supported by Didi Reba. Like a hard-working guerrilla, he wandered around the smoking circle and sat down in the smoking area.

He had inhaled a lot of second-hand smoke in half an hour.

Although he felt a little dizzy, seeing that his lifespan had been extended by more than two hours, he felt that this bit of suffering was nothing.

"The revolution hasn't succeeded yet, comrades still need to work hard!”

Ye Bai wanted to stand up and continue to stand down to enjoy the smoke and prolong his life.

Suddenly!

"Puff!"

He stood up and sat down shakily.

"Bang!"

Didireba was caught off guard and was also dragged down, his chair shaking.

Damn it.

My head is spinning.

Ye Bai blinked. He felt the world spin before he fell back onto the recliner.

Oh no!

He must have smoked too much secondhand smoke.

He was drunk!

Although secondhand smoke can prolong one's life, my body is too weak.

A thought flashed through Ye Bai's mind, and then he realized that he was seeing double in front of him.

In the next moment, he closed his eyes.

He fainted.

……

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