Hmm?
Smoke rings from his ears?
More than a million people saw it?
And then let these people see that I, the old man, had gone crazy and fainted?
Get lost!
Although I'm old, I still want my face, okay?
Ye Bai rolled his eyes and looked at his remaining lifespan.
There are still more than 20 days left. Don't panic. Let me enjoy my bear life first.
Ye Bai directly threw the so-called guidance system to the back of his mind. He sat down and used the dragon-headed walking stick to pull the old general who was stopped by him with flowers on his shoulder over.
The old general had a cigarette in his mouth. His expression was a little stiff, and his eyes flickered with anger.
This was the first time in his life that someone had used such an embarrassing method to turn his head around.
However, looking at the old panda face in front of him, he felt the power coming from the dragon-headed walking stick.
The corners of the old general's mouth twitched, and the ashes on his half-burnt cigarette fell. He finally admitted defeat.
"Calm down and take a step back. This old thing is a giant panda, a beast without humanity. If you make it unhappy and hit yourself with this walking stick, that would be embarrassing.”
The old general found an excuse in his heart to say that he was a donkey that was going down a slope and sat down obediently.
Ye Bai sat at the side and looked at the cigarette butt in the old general's mouth. Suddenly, he felt like his smoking addiction was acting up.
It had been a few days since he transmigrated here. Previously, because he was nervous about survival, he did not notice that his transmigration seemed to have brought along his smoking addiction.
Now that he was in a great mood and no longer had any pressure, Ye Bai felt like his smoking addiction was starting to kick in.
Ye Bai began to think about how he could successfully get two cigarettes from the old general.
On the side, because he was anxious that Ye Bai would enter the female sex room, Didireba, who had cut off the live broadcast signal without saying anything, took out his phone and asked a few old generals who hadn't left. After that, he logged into the sanatorium's official live broadcast account and started broadcasting.
"Sorry to make everyone worry. Old Master went into the women's room and something happened, but he's in a good condition now. He's sitting with…his friends and enjoying the cool.”
Didireba pointed the camera at Ye Bai under the light and explained in a soft voice, but he didn't mention the name of the old general sitting with Ye Bai.
She knew about this taboo.
Instantly, countless netizens were screaming at home.
I f * cking knew it!
The old man was such a social panda. If nothing happened after he went in, it would be completely abnormal!
The old man was still the best. He could enter and leave the women's room as he pleased, and no one would say anything.
The group of men were so jealous that they were beyond recognition. They wished that they could enter and leave the women's room at will like this old panda, but they would not be condemned.
……
……
Under the light, Ye Bai thought for a while, then raised the dragon-headed walking stick and knocked on the chair a few times.
"Da da da…"
The old general raised his head and looked at him with a stiff expression. He was at a loss.
Why?
Old man, what are you up to now?
The old general was on guard.
However, when Ye Bai hooked his collar with the dragon-headed walking stick and reached her sinful claws into his pants pocket…
The old general's dim eyes were filled with humiliation, but he was powerless to resist.
I've killed devils in my life, and I've also killed South Vietnamese monkeys. Why is it that I can't keep my integrity in my later years and get bullied by an old panda like this?
This old man was already a hundred years old, but why did he feel that his strength was even greater than his own?
He hated the heavens for being unfair!
The old general wanted to struggle, but he was powerless. He could only be pulled over by the old panda with a face full of grief and indignation.
Such a scene immediately made a group of netizens, regardless of gender, so excited that they almost slammed the table.
"F * ck, I, Old Master Teng, am so awesome in society. This is a retired lieutenant general, right? How can he be seduced like a little chick? Please forgive me for using the word " little chick ". I really wasn't insulting the old general. This scene was just too f * cking funny.”
" The old general's inner OS. This old panda is not only older than me, but it also seems to be older than me. It is also a comrade who has killed the Japanese. What can I do? I'm also in despair."
"My heart aches for the old general, but I really can't help it. Let me laugh a little longer!”
“……”
An old general who was invincible on the battlefield was bullied by an old panda who was older than him.
This scene did not make people angry. Instead, it made them feel very warm.
No matter how glorious the old general's past was, he was old now, and he was enjoying an interesting old age like an ordinary person.
Although the old general had a sullen expression, he might still be enjoying it.
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