100-year-old panda
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If the old general, whose collar was hooked by Ye Bai, knew what some netizens were thinking, he would probably spit out a mouthful of blood.

Bastard!

I'm enjoying this. I have no choice. Otherwise, who would want to be bullied by a giant panda?

The old general wanted to cry but had no tears. He could only prop himself up with both hands to make himself look a little more dignified.

However…

His old friends were already bursting into laughter.

"Hehehe…Old Wang has never suffered any losses in his life. I didn't expect that at such an old age, he would be…Oh right, what did the young man say?”

"He was pressed to the ground by Old Teng?"

"Yes, yes, yes! He did not expect that Old Wang would have such a day. He deserved it for making you regret every time you played chess!”

"Quick, quick, quick. I have to take out the phone my granddaughter gave me and take a few photos. In the future, if Old Wang dares to bully me again, I'll send the photos to his grandchildren!”

“……”

A few old generals behind him deliberately spoke in a voice that Old General Wang could hear. Suddenly, the old general's nose was almost crooked from anger.

Hey!

You bastards, your allies were being abused by the giant panda. It's fine if you didn't come to help, but you actually added insult to injury!

This was simply preposterous!

Old General Wang was so angry that his nose was not his nose, and his eyes were not his eyes.

Especially when he saw Ye Bai reach into his pants pocket and take away the remaining half of his pack of cigarettes, he instantly exploded.

"Hey! Old Teng, what are you doing? You don't smoke. Hurry up and give me back my cigarette. This thing is my spiritual food for the next half a month!”

Old General Wang bared his fangs and brandished his claws as he pounced over. It seemed that the remaining 14 to 15 cigarettes were like his lifeblood.

However, Ye Bai grabbed the dragon-headed walking stick with one claw and pushed him out.

That posture was simply hilarious to the extreme.

A white-haired old man was baring his fangs and brandishing his claws, but he was pushed away by a giant panda calmly and expressionlessly.

Even Didireba couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.

"Puff!"

It was too funny.

The camera started to shake.

The netizens who were watching Ye Bai's daily live broadcast were also amused by this scene.

"Pfft, this old general is too cute. Look at how he's being bullied by Old Master Teng.”

"Covering my face, I shouldn't laugh at the old revolutionary, but…I really can't take it anymore!”

"My God, Old Master Teng is too domineering in the sanatorium. Look at the old general. He looks like a naughty child who has been punished.”

“……”

The group of people couldn't bear to look at it, but they couldn't stop.

It was supposed to be a live broadcast of the life of an old man. Everyone was just watching to see if an old panda was doing well, but it turned out to be a funny live broadcast.

An old panda bullying an old general with a high status.

This…

It was simply delightful to see.

However, Old General Wang expressed that he was very hurt.

He waved his arms around for a long time, only to find that he was extremely old and weak. He was actually suppressed by a hundred-year-old giant panda.

This made him feel very uncomfortable, but at the same time, he also felt dejected.

He sighed helplessly and gave up struggling. He sat on the chair and sighed sadly,"Time waits for no man. But why did Old Teng have to be spared?”

His head hurt.

Old General Wang asked the heavens speechlessly, but the heavens gave him a dragon-headed walking stick.

"Hulu…"

Brother, you have cigarettes but no fire. Where's your lighter?

On the other side, Ye Bai had already taken out a cigarette and put it in her mouth.

Seeing this, Old General Wang was at a loss.

He looked up at the starry sky and found that it was still the same. His old friends were also there.

However, just like him, she was also a little dazed.

"What's wrong with this world? Do giant pandas smoke too?"

Old General Wang mumbled, but he thought about it and found that it was not so difficult to accept.

At least he had seen gorillas in the zoo learn to smoke. They smoked at least a pack of cigarettes a day and even lit them up with lighters.

"Hmph, I don't believe you know how to light a fire!”

Old General Wang snorted coldly. He took out a lighter from his butt pocket and handed it to Ye Bai.

"Elder…Wang, isn't this a little inappropriate?”

Didireba said timidly.

Old General Wang raised his head and snorted." What's not good about it? Do you really think Old Teng can light a lighter?" Don't worry, if anything goes wrong, it's on me!”

However…

"Bada!"

Under the dim light, the flame rose. Ye Bai skillfully pointed the cigarette at the flame and lit it.

"Inhale…exhale…"

A faint green smoke curled up. Through the smoke, Ye Bai looked at the group of dumbfounded old men and his granddaughter. His bear mouth cracked into a proud smile.

Hey!

Foolish mortals.

How can you understand a legendary existence like me?

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