Li Haoran and Zheng Rong sat upright. The screen behind them was playing the last advertisement of the news channel. The director gestured at the time of the advertisement.
"5…4…3…2…1…Begin!”
As soon as the director finished speaking, the camera behind him instantly switched to the program log of " 30 Minutes News." The classic program's background music sounded, and the figures of Li Haoran and Zheng Meng, a handsome man and a beautiful woman, appeared on the televisions of thousands of households across the country.
"Wow! What did I just see? The King of Mistakes has resurrected again?”
" 6666, I thought that those three minutes would be the last song. I didn't expect to see a miracle again. Comrades, the high-energy warning is coming!”
“233333”
“……”
Amidst the lively discussions of the audience on Central TV, the camera was aimed at Li Haoran. He said very calmly," Hello, dear viewers and friends. As long as the Earth doesn't explode, we won't have a holiday. As long as the universe doesn't restart, we won't rest. We'll be here with you through the storms and festivals. There are no four seasons, only two. If you look at it, it's the peak season. If you change the channel, it's the off-season.”
"Puchi!"
"I'll go!"
In the solemn Central TV News Live Broadcast, the moment Li Haoran's provocative words came out, the sound of water spraying from the director's room immediately rose and fell. Director Cui choked and coughed repeatedly. He gritted his teeth and said,"…This bastard, is he crazy?!”
"Heavens!"
Zheng Meng, who was not captured by the camera, was also dumbfounded as he turned his head to look at Li Haoran. He felt that he was going to die. You came to the news broadcast with such a showy operation. If you want to die, don't bring me along!
"Director Cui?"
The director pressed the camera button.
He could not cut off the live broadcast right after it started. If it was not a joke, it would become a joke. Director Cui waved his hand tiredly and watched Li Haoran continue his performance. He felt that life was so gloomy.
Although this guy looked decent, had a nice voice, and had a strong background, this was a live news broadcast. What the hell was this joke?？？
After Li Haoran used the calm joke, he did not care if Director Cui liked it or not. After saying that flirtatious sentence, he immediately continued with the news."In addition to praise, criticism also makes us regret. Ten minutes ago, due to my negligence in my work, I said that the Ciqikou Ancient Town in Chongqing belongs to Chengdu. Now, I solemnly correct that the Ciqikou Ancient Town is located in Jialing Ancient Town, Shapingba District, Chongqing City.”
"Ten minutes ago, I privately gave it to Chengdu on the show. After the sun rose, I was extremely sorry. I also wanted to return a bright lamp to Chongqing, hoping to have a magnetic mouth with a unique landscape of one river, two streams, three mountains, and four streets. Forgive me for my lack of energy ten minutes ago. I felt guilty for a long time.”
The beautiful Ciqikou ancient town was broadcasted on the television screen. Li Haoran's voice full of guilt spread throughout the country and into the computers and televisions of thousands of households. The onlookers who had been waiting for a long time were overjoyed.
"We can be sure that this is not a fake Central TV!”
"6666, it rhymes! Is this an official talk show?"
"His name is Li Haoran, but do I have to deduct his money? I've never seen the news report like this before?”
"Hahahahaha! What a serious appearance. This fellow was indeed a beautiful and refined wonder!!”
"Hahahaha, do you see the sign language teacher in the lower right corner? She's already in despair!"
"Okay, okay. Let's pay attention to the sign language teacher's heart, okay? Why do you translate this with sign language?"
“……”
After the apology report, the camera switched to Zheng Meng, who was rolling her eyes. This girl was very smart. She resisted the urge to beat Li Haoran up and reported the news in a well-behaved manner.
Li Haoran was courting death, but she couldn't do the same!!
After Zheng Meng finished her sweet report, the screen behind her switched to the weather news. The words 'heat wave coming' indicated the next report.
If it was any other news, the audience would have been impatient with the weather forecast. However, today's live broadcast was Li Haoran, and the audience who stayed behind in front of the television was full of anticipation.
"Dear, do you want to enjoy the overbearing saunas? Do you want to have a dreamy bronze skin? Come to Chongqing, it only takes ten days, black and thin, dear, come quickly!”
……
"Pfft!"
"Hahaha, as expected of a rhyme demon!!”
Everyone in the recording room was speechless. Even Director Cui, whose face was extremely dark, could not help but grin. This guy's ability to spout nonsense was not bad. He had forcefully made up all his lines on the spot and even rhymed them very well. He was a bit of a crook. If it was on the entertainment channel?
Even Director Cui couldn't help but laugh. The audience members who were eating watermelons all over the country spat out their watermelons when they heard this, especially the people from Chongqing. Those who had a low laughing point were so happy that their stomachs hurt.
He had to give in to this coquettish young man. He was clearly nervous to death before, but now he was so wild. Were all young people like this nowadays? Most importantly…this was Central TV News!
"Alright, let's continue to pay attention to the news of the World Cup.”
Li Haoran, who was looking at the teleporter, suddenly paused and thought to himself,""Eh? Wasn't the 2014 World Cup held in Basi? Why did he fly to Russia? Alright then! Transmigration is reasonable!"
The pause was only for a second. Li Haoran quickly reacted with his calmness and continued," Last night, early in the morning in Beijing time, the final round of Group F and Group E of the 2014 Russia World Cup ended. In the end, the defending champion of Group F, Germany, lost 0:2 to Korea. Rui Iodine defeated Messier 3:0, and the two teams advanced to the top 16 together. In Group E, Bassie defeated Argentina 2:0, and advanced to the top of the group…"
" Group F ended in the end. The four teams were very surprised. Rui Dian didn't expect to be promoted to the first place in the group. Mo Xige was surprised to find that nothing had happened to him. The Han team didn't expect to defeat the German team. The German team didn't expect to be eliminated at the bottom of the rankings. The defending champion's curse is indeed an incredible existence in the World Cup. The German chariot has become a shared bicycle between Mo Xige and Han. It was trampled.”
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