"6666666, adding a beat is just a twist.”
"Hahahaha, even the World Cup can be turned into a joke. This host is so coquettish!”
"Aiyo, my stomach hurts from laughing. The sign language teacher was stunned. Did she realize that she didn't expect the host to be so mischievous?”
"Sign language teacher: Come out, I promise I won't beat you to death!”
"My heart aches for the sign language teacher for three seconds!”
“……”
Central TV's bullet screen was full of laughter. More and more bored netizens were summoned by their friends and were laughing when they saw this news broadcast.
Strictly speaking, Li Haoran's joke wasn't very funny. However, when it was broadcasted by Li Haoran on the serious Central TV News Channel, coupled with the sign language teacher's emoticon, this sense of difference and novelty made the audience's cheeks hurt.
"Aiyo…I'm dying of laughter!”
In Jingyuan District, Diliraba, who had just returned from the filming of " Ancient Sword Tale " in the morning, laughed as he lay on the sofa and rolled around on the sofa with his arms around his stomach.
Yang Mi, the female lead of the TV series " The Legend of the Ancient Sword " and who became best friends with Fatty Di because of this drama, heard the laughter and poked her head out of the kitchen. She asked curiously,"Little Deeny, what's wrong? What's so funny?"
Diliraba was still laughing non-stop. She lay on the sofa and stared at the TV with her head tilted. Her pair of crystal clear feet slapped the sofa hard, showing her current emotions.
Yang Mi walked out of the kitchen curiously and looked at the TV with his big eyes. He saw a very handsome host broadcasting the World Cup news in a serious manner.
"In fact, this group worked together to eliminate the German team, including the obstacles that the German team had placed on themselves. There has never been a football game where the strong will win. On the field, there is only the wild and bold style of the winner. Even if you are a world champion, you have to keep running to stay in the original zone. This was also why everyone loved football so much!”
Li Haoran did not know that more than 100,000 people were watching 30 Minutes of News online on CCTV, nor did he know that Fatty Di and the big power were watching his show. He was still calmly reporting the World Cup.
Beside him, Zheng Meng rolled his eyes until they hurt. He was completely convinced by Li Haoran. After he finished singing the song, another song followed.
There was no need for such a tragic method to court death!
You can resign!
Don't hurt me!
Li Haoran couldn't see Zheng Meng's resentment and continued,""In addition to Group F, Basi of Group D encountered tenacious resistance in the game. The defense of the Republic of Argentina was like an iron wall, especially the goalkeeper.”
After Li Haoran started his performance, the sign language teacher in the lower left corner of the television screen was stunned. He quickly gestured with his hands, but it was already a mess. His face was full of " grass mud horse ".
……
"Hahahaha, the sign language teacher was caught off guard! His face was full of longing. How was this translated? How do you translate this?"
"666666…What a rhyme, what a rhyme demon! It's even better than the World Cup!"
"The sign language teacher is dead. My stomach hurts from laughing!!”
"The sign language teacher has already gone to get a knife!!”
“……”
Central TV's bullet screen was in an uproar as it covered the entire screen. The sound of laughter from all over the country could be heard.
Fatty Di and Yang Mi from Jingyuan Estate also burst out laughing. Just like the ordinary audience, they were also shocked by the Central TV news anchor, who was supposed to be serious. How could news be so sensational?
"Little Deeny, am I watching a fake Central TV?”
Yang Mi held onto the sofa and laughed non-stop. For some reason, she felt that this serious and handsome guy was quite pleasing to the eye.
At this time, Fatty Di had just debuted for a year, so he didn't have a good laugh. Hearing this, he burst into tears and said,"Sister Mi Mi, I don't know either!”
While everyone burst into laughter, Li Haoran's performance did not end."Basi's 90 minutes of fierce attacks were all in vain. It was not until the injury time that Coutinho, who had stabbed in diagonally, completed the final blow that the opponent's wall collapsed. Neymar then scored a goal to add to the icing on the cake. 0 defeated the tenacious costa rica…"
After the sports news broadcast ended, Zheng Meng, who had suffered a serious blow to his body and mind, finished the daily news broadcast with some abnormal performance. At this time, the " 30 Minutes News " was finally coming to an end.
Central TV's program was very strict with the timing. Because of Li Haoran's previous mistake, they had already wasted a total of 17 minutes of broadcast time. The remaining 13 minutes were only enough to broadcast these few pieces of news.
"Let's say a couplet at the end of the show! The first half was the end of the program, and the second half was: Welcome back to the show. The banner read: Goodbye.”
Li Haoran said goodbye politely. When he saw the director cut off the live broadcast signal, he finally had time to look at Zheng Meng. He found that this girl was packing up the documents angrily. Her lips were pouting so much that they could tie a donkey to her.
Li Haoran felt ashamed and was about to apologize when he saw the sign language teacher standing up angrily from the seat beside him. He glared at him and rushed to Director Cui to complain.
Li Haoran suddenly had a bad feeling. In his previous life, although there was a joke host called Zhu Guangquan at Central TV who also made the sign language teacher unable to take care of himself, that was all agreed upon beforehand. If he took the initiative to burn himself and burn others, the effect should be different!
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