"The new member meeting has been successfully held! Long live! " Oh, I didn't bring a condom. Oh, I didn't bring a condom." The president took out a small firework for a banquet. With a light pull, paper flowers flew all over the small room.
One, two, three, four, five…There were five people in total, and four of them were clapping happily. Only I was so embarrassed that I wanted to cry but had no tears. I even wanted to die.
What happened was this: I slept in the morning and was forced to wake up by Chu Yuan, who came after hearing the news. After washing up and eating, I arrived at school safely and began a peaceful life of study. However, the world seemed to harbor a deep malice towards me. It didn't even give me the slightest chance to learn! I love learning so much! Oh my god, I'm going to die if I don't have time to study!
but... In this abominable world, reality has forcibly summoned me to Sinaph, allowing me to meet Daedalus. Can I give up on my wife? No. So after I played happily with her and chased her non-stop, I realized that it was already noon. What should he do? I haven't learned enough yet! However, the plot was just so annoying. After a series of beeping music (imagine it yourself...), The little demon king Chu Yuan appeared with her ultimate creation, the Nightmare Fried Egg. She forcefully interrupted my study plan and gave me a stun debuff with a maximum mental damage index. After I finally managed to survive the nightmare in the afternoon, it was actually a f * cking physical education class in the afternoon!!! (Although the girls look cute in sweatshirts and shorts…) Why? Is my desire to learn so difficult to achieve? (And Chu Yuan is really very rough when he does calisthenics…) I really want to learn!!
Really! Finally, school ended. I was looking forward to finally dominating the classroom and reviewing today's homework alone. Then, this woman appeared! This purple-haired woman! He forcefully dragged Chu Yuan and me to the New Continent's discovery department and said that there was going to be a new student recruitment meeting. Ah ~ After all, the president and Shapeshifting Senior are both top students. After joining the division, I'll definitely be able to ask them for advice on learning problems ~
However! However! However! Why is Hiwa-chan here too! By the way, didn't you join the sect a long time later? Wouldn't entering now break the world line? Are you so sure about the so-called world line convergence? Besides, the world line convergence was a stone door, not a drop from the sky! Play one, because of this small action of yours, the sun will rise sooner... No, no, no…I won't let Hikazu be transformed into an artificial angel. Even if I have to kneel down and beg Daedalus, I will do my best to protect Hikazu.
That was what he said, but... Hiwa-chan, don't hug me the moment you enter the door! Can't you see that Chu Yuan's eyes are already spitting fire?!
"That... Sorry, I tripped over myself…" Rihe shyly leaned on my chest and explained.
Why are you still shy! If I don't get up now, I'm going to die!
I quickly helped Rihe up to clear my name and used the twelve white teeth in my mouth to prove that I didn't know anything. Only then did I barely manage to escape from the brink of death…
" Very good. This is the first gathering of the New World's discovery division, and we've already achieved such a great success. Congratulations," the Shapeshifting Senior who was sitting on the swivel chair turned around and pushed up his glasses. He said emotionlessly. "Then, logically speaking, I should introduce myself. I'm the head of the New World's discovery department, Shouxing Eishiro. Please give me some advice…"
"Hey, hey, hey ~ Night dew is so bitter ~ Huh ~?”... What an awkward speech…Only Senior Shou Xing's childhood sweetheart and diehard fan, Student President Wuyue Tanemikako, would do this…She cheered and jumped like a 17 or 18-year-old child…However, if this action was done by Nikwa-chan, she would definitely be more kawaii than her. Even Chu Yuan would be more kawaii than her.
"The main goal of our department is to discover the new continent. At the same time, in order to achieve this great goal, we must supplement it with the corresponding means-flying.”As he said that, the lenses on his nose shone with a white light.
"I'll buy a full set of insurance money for everyone. Of course, the final money will be handed over to your families. Of course, our department head will not suddenly go crazy and want to find aliens, espers, and future people. She would not have fantasized about shooting a small movie. He would not only read books and discuss 2D in the activity room every day. Our club is fighting for the ultimate dream of mankind since ancient times-flying!”The guild leader became excited as he spoke. He even took out insurance policies from behind him.
"Ha... I see…" After hearing this, even the gentle and kind Niko could not bear to look at him.
"Ohoho ~" After a standard Queen's Triple Laughter, the guild leader started talking non-stop again."Furthermore, our club activities include but are not limited to participating in school festivals, cultural festivals, temple festivals, and friendships with other friendly clubs. Moreover, I will be responsible for finding all kinds of interesting activities for everyone. For example, sleeping by the beach, exploring the mountains, participating in competitions, and so on. Oh, by the way, I'm this new…New what?"
" New World Discovered Department." The shape-guarding senior calmly added.
"Ah, right! I am now the honorary minister, chairman, and chairman of the executive committee of the New World's discovery department.”
" Wait, Mikako. I don't remember you taking on so many roles. When did you…" Only the Shapeshifting Senior would dare to ask the president this question…
"Just now." The president replied righteously, as if it was natural for her to take on so many roles. " Ah! Also, congratulations on joining a club where the proportion of girls is greater than the boys! This is not something that the basketball club, baseball club, or the manga club can compare to! Congratulations, congratulations!"
Why do I have the urge to hit someone after hearing this?
"It's your turn next, Sakurai." The shapeshifting senior didn't care what the president was up to and asked me to introduce myself.
"But everyone here knows me…" I replied weakly.
"That's not right, right? You don't know her at all! Billy, when did you get to know her?! Why aren't you telling me?" When Chu Yuan heard this, he immediately noticed the loophole in my words. He grabbed my collar and questioned me.
"Please don't be so rough, okay? "One is wearing five-colored armor and stepping on seven-colored auspicious clouds…Alright, a heroic female in an ordinary school uniform saved me from the hands of Demon King Chu Yuan. Sakurai?"
Ah, what's next is supposed to be the tragic battle between my childhood sweetheart and my girlfriend?？？
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