Let him go!" "Let go first!" "Why should I listen to you? You first!" "Huh? Billy is my friend…Friends! Of course you have to listen to me!" "Who would listen to him just because they're friends? Then I'm also his friend. Doesn't that mean he has to listen to me?”
Noisy, noisy, noisy. Just the two women quarreling in this small space was enough to give me an unbearable headache. Fortunately, the president, who always maintained her noble (black) race (dao) elegance, didn't join them. Otherwise, my eardrums would have exploded and I would have died…Moreover, they kept snatching me over like a ball.
Ah ~ Shouldn't everyone say at this time: The manga was really good. When the male protagonist encountered such a scene, he would often be pushed around by the harem. He had obviously taken a lot of tofu, but he still had to cry bitterly and say things like how uncomfortable he felt.
However! Comrades! This is f * cking reality! Reality! It was real! Ah! A great man once said,"Those who seek the sense of reality in the real world…" It seemed wrong…There must be something wrong with the head of a person who seeks realism in a fictional world. Right now, there were two beautiful women who were constantly tugging at me. They also had a pair of proud women. Their favorability towards me was already over 90. Logically speaking, even if I did not use facial wash with them, they would not dislike me. At most, they would just blush and call me H (or beat me up with a flushed face…). According to this situation, it was very likely that I would be pressed against my chest and pulled and tortured by them.
But why am I, why am I being pushed around?! This force is so strong that I'm about to vomit blood!
"If you don't stop, Sakurai will die soon.”the Shape-guarding Senior said calmly.
The two ladies paused for a moment, then lowered their heads mechanically in a comical manner and looked at the person in their hands who was already foaming at the mouth.
"Ah ~~~~~!“×2
"You're so cute!" I was awoken by the two fried chicken sopranos. Anger rose from my heart, and evil grew in my guts. I did something that I didn't dare to do before. I stretched out my arms and jumped slightly. I put the two angry little heads in front of me under my armpit and let them press their faces against my chest. At the same time, I tightly clamped my armpits to prevent them from making any more noise.
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is... That's right! I only managed to subdue them with a little jump! What can I do? I'm also in despair! What can I do! I was born this short! Even if I transmigrated, there's no cheat that can make me grow taller quickly! Other than Nimphu and Kaos, the two lolis and little girl combination, I really can't compare to anyone else!
How many people knew about a man's tears? At the very least, the two " torturing " little demons in front of me didn't know that. Although they were still baring their teeth and wanting to swallow each other alive just now, my attack just now had made them unite. Now, they began to look at me with ill intentions. F * ck, if it weren't for the president and the shape-guarding senior, would my "demonic hands", which I had barely honed after being single for more than ten years, make the two of you stop?？？
"Alright! Listen to me, okay?" I was afraid that they wouldn't listen to me, so I had no choice but to use my butt to nudge the two little demons 'lower abdomen.(As for why I used my butt to nudge their lower abdomen, I'll think about it myself. If I think about it wrongly, I'll face the wall and reflect on it.)
Seeing them nod their heads with blushing faces and feeling the warm air that they subconsciously breathed into my chest, I felt that I would become strange. I quickly calmed down."That... "No matter what, you're all students from the same school, and you're both girls. You have to be more reserved and not fight like this. Why don't you try to be good friends first? Chu Yuan, you're usually in a daze and look silly and cute, but once I'm stupid, you can always wake me up (really wake me up…) [You are so cute like this. What about you? Ever since I accidentally bumped into you a few days ago, you have always been the perfect Yamato Fuko. Your blushing and shy appearance really makes me enchanted.] I know that you two are kind-hearted girls. Although I know that saying this is a little arrogant, I still hope that you can be good friends for me, even if it's just a try, okay?”
I let go of the two girls whose faces had turned red from my words (perhaps because they had been close to me for too long) and carefully observed their expressions. However, they were still a little hesitant and couldn't let go. I had no choice but to look at the president and the shapeshifting senior who had been watching the melons for help.
F * ck! You guys are really eating melons! Do you know how expensive watermelons are in Japan?! Even if you were the heiress of a mafia family, you shouldn't be so extravagant! I'm angry, I'm really angry. He immediately rushed forward and snatched the watermelon from the tiger's mouth. He grabbed two large slices of watermelon and stuffed them into Chu Yuan Rihe's hands, who was still staring at him coldly.
"Hurry up and eat! Hit the rich and eat the watermelon! I can't let them watch the show so comfortably!”I took a bite of the watermelon and glared at the capitalists in front of me with deep hatred. I used my years of cultivation and the extremely pure aura of the capitalists to suppress them.
"Oh, hehe, ah, looks like I'm being despised. Forget it, don't bother about Sakurai. Just do me a favor and stop arguing, okay?”The guild leader didn't care about my Proletarian Light that shone on all living beings. After a gentle smile, he extended an olive branch to the two beautiful women who had already finished eating their melon and were in a cold war again.
Tsk, if the president could subdue them, I would eat one hundred tons…
"Ah, since the president has said so, then let's not be angry for this guy anymore, okay?”"That's true…I also hope to be friends with you, Chu Yuan.”
Fortunately, I was smart and delayed the flag a little. Otherwise, I would really have eaten a hundred tons.(But speaking of which, this kind of verbal promise can be revoked one-sidedly…)
"Well, since everyone knows each other, let's move on to the next activity!”The president squinted his eyes and clapped his hands. I seemed to smell a hint of Yin Mao's aura. "Our Minister has announced the details of the next event.”
"I thought you'd already made me a figurehead, Mikako.”The senior still maintained his attitude of wanting to die or die."Our New World Exploration Department is named after…#@amp; amp;%￥amp;amp; Therefore, our main goal at this stage is to build an aircraft!”
F * ck!
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