Big Mimi looked at Weibo and was a little puzzled.
Yellow ape?
Who was it? What does it have to do with me?
Why don't I know him?
Big Mimi opened Weibo and looked at the picture of a middle-aged man with one foot raised.
He was wearing a pair of obscene sunglasses, had a stubble on his face, and had an obscene smile on his face all the time.
In addition to the yellow checkered clothes on his body, it was as indecent as it could be…
Big Mimi couldn't help but frown…
Who was this? It's so obscene.
Are these people insulting me by sending me messages?
Do I look like this perverted man?
What did his mother's 'age' have to do with him?
Thus, Big Honey, who was still puzzled, looked around and realized.
This Huang Yuan was actually a character from a Japanese manga, and he was extremely obscene.
Not only was his appearance extremely obscene, his actions extremely obscene, his voice extremely obscene. He was simply a collection of walking obscene locks…
After hearing his voice, Big Mimi almost vomited.
Eh? What does this perverted person have to do with me?
What were these people thinking? 'I'm so beautiful and' big,'so of course, I can't have any lewdness…'
But when Big Mimi clicked on the link to one of the videos, she realized…
The content was that he had called the mushroom house, and the voice was that of the obscene yellow ape.
Ah! F * ck!
How am I supposed to face people like this! I actually used a voice changer and turned into the voice of the perverted man…
It was over! Mother! I want to go home and never be an actress again!!
……
Just as Big Mimi wanted to find a hole in the ground and hide in it, her phone rang…
On the screen, it was a burnt pot.
[Hu Ge: Big Mimi's best friend. He's very considerate and is a handsome and warm man.]
Big Honey changed her mood and picked up Hu Ge's call.
"Hey! Hello, Hu Ge! I was a little annoyed just now. You can help me…"
Before Big Mimi could finish, a warm male voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Hey! Is that you, Huang Yuan?"
Big Mimi was speechless.
Big Mimi was speechless and hung up.。
"Ling! Ring!"
Just as he hung up on his bad friend, his phone rang again…
On the screen was the message,'Darling!
Big honey's darling was not a man, but her good friend: Su Yunhan.
Su Yunhan, a top superstar with a deep background.
He had always only acted in movies and television dramas. He had never taken on commercial performances or advertisements. Because of filming the Investiture of the Gods, she was called the most beautiful Daji by netizens…In addition, her surname was Su, so she was definitely Su Daji…
She had been in the film industry for many years and had won countless awards. Other than her terrible singing, she was perfect…
Not only that, Su Yun Han was also Big Honey's best friend, a good Ji friend, an existence that she had 'personally' measured.
Although a woman's feelings were very plastic and could be easily torn apart.
However, Big Mimi and Su Yunhan had been together for many years. Su Yunhan played a big part in her being able to walk through this unscathed for so many years…
This was also the reason why Big Honey could casually shift the blame to Su Yunhan…
But today, this victim came knocking on his door.
Hence, Big Mimi pinched her nose, changed her voice, and answered the call.
"Hey! Dear, Miss Yang Mi, who you're looking for, just went out. I'm her assistant..."
The cold voice on the other side instantly saw through Big Mimi's scheme and said,
"Will the assistant call me dear? Yellow Ape! You've grown up recently. You actually dare to push the blame to me…"
Big Mimi lowered her head like a child and accepted the criticism.
A few minutes later, the two girls greeted each other 'amiably' and hung up the phone.
Big Mimi wiped the sweat off her forehead and thought,"
Fortunately, I put the blame on 'Dear Susu'!
Otherwise, he would be spat to death by that person!
Throwing her phone aside, Big Mimi lay on her Simmons and pretended to be an ostrich.
"Ling! Ring!"
Tang Yan's phone call came from the big, sweet, plastic sisters…
"Hey! Yellow ape…"
"Pa!"
Big Mimi hung up the phone…
"Ling! Ring!"
It was Big Honey's best friend, one of the four little actresses, the little princess of Vatti Quantum Technology, Liu Yifei's phone call...
"Yellow ape…"
"Pa!"
"Ling! Ring!"
Big honey's best friend, Wuli Shishi, called.
"Yellow…"
"Pa!"
"Ling! Ring!"
The Giant (Saw) Director of the Entertainment Industry: It was Guo Xiaosi's 1.5-meter phone call.
"Yang…"
"Pa!"
(Guo Xiaosi: Isn't it just an invitation to attend a premiere? Do you have to hang up on me?)）
"Ling! Ring!"
Crazy admirer, King of Sticky Notes, Liu Kaiwei, who was old enough to be Yang Mi's father…
"Yang…"
"F * ck! Are you guys done? If you call again, you'll all be blacklisted!”
"Pa!"
(Liu Kaiwei: I just wanted to ask you out for a meal to deepen our friendship. Do you have to scold me and block me?）
"Energy from Yang Mi's pickup truck 350!!”
Qi Si received the system notification and scratched his head.
What was going on?
Could it be that Big Mimi has taken a fancy to me? I can't believe she's giving me so much energy…
What a good person!
The good guy who hung up the seventh call: Big Honey looked like she had nothing to live for.
He turned off his phone, buried his pillow, and pretended to be an ostrich…
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Mushroom Hut.
Kai.
He carried three hens of different colors and came in front of Qi Si.
"Village Chief!" A deep and honest voice came from the mouth of the watermelon skin youth, Kai."I heard from my mother that you guys are making some kind of show?”
"My mother asked me to specially communicate with the production team and send you a few chickens. Let these city people take care of them and experience the fun of rural life…"
Hearing Watermelon Skin Kai's words, Director Wang Zhengyu, who was hiding behind the scenes, cursed in his heart.
Communication? Communicate your sister!
You're the one who cheated me of 6000 dollars.
In the end, he only sent three chickens.
Are you laughing?
Are you kidding me?
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PS: Here it comes again! The author's favorite, the long-distance Obsidian who sought death.
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