Also known as 'Mama! I want to be a 'chicken'…"
Just as the director was cursing Watermelon Skin Kai for charging him 6000 yuan and only sending him three chickens, he was speechless.
However, what the young man said next made Director Wang Zhengyu swallow his anger.
"Village chief, let me introduce them to the situation of the chickens in our village.”
"These chickens are the best wild pheasants, mixed with the guinea chickens on the west coast of Africa.”
"It's even more demanding than Kobe beef. You need to do a spa treatment three times a day, in the morning, afternoon, and evening.”
"These hens wake up at nine every day, so you have to be careful in the morning. He couldn't disturb these hens, or they would be frightened and stop laying eggs.”
"Moreover, these chickens have to be raised. They will wander around the mountains and look for food. This is the legendary mountain village roaming chicken.”
"The edible water is from the underground well water that has not been developed by humans. The little worms in the diet are specially cultivated mealworms, and the special grassland is used for the chicks to eat!”
"Not only that, when these hens lay eggs, they have to listen to the piano music played by the world-class Italian music master.”
"Calm them down, let them have a soothing environment and lay better eggs in peace.”
"This also leads to the fact that these chickens are not cheap. Each one is definitely not worth more than ten thousand yuan! They are called "Lamborghini". You have to take good care of these hens!”
"So, these eggs are very expensive! 388 RMB per catty…"
The young man with the watermelon skin, Kai, gave him a thumbs up and blinked his eyes, showing his shiny teeth.
When the director saw this, he could not help but feel like vomiting.
F * ck!
Why are these eggs so expensive? 388 RMB per catty.
F * ck, almost as good as the golden egg…
No! It was already more expensive than a golden egg!!
If you don't do that at the end, the 'thick eyebrows Akai' smile would be even better…
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When the audience in the live broadcast room heard the words of the young man with watermelon skin, they were all shocked and speechless.
"Lamborghini, I can't afford it, I can't afford it…"
"Such a high-class chicken is living much better than me. She's simply inferior to a chicken!”
"These days, there's no way to live. Humans can only listen to concerts a few times a year, but chickens can listen to them every day.”
"In ancient times, there was a saying of playing the lute to a cow, but now you're actually playing the lute to a chicken.”
" I finally understand the phrase 'waking up earlier than a chicken' isn't an insult. It's f * cking true…"
" I'm so envious of these chickens. Their lives are ten times better than mine." I said as I silently ate a mouthful of instant noodles.”
"Mommy! I don't want to work anymore. I want to be a 'hotel'…"
"Di Hua Xiu!"
"Divine Elegance of the Creation Bell!"
"If the old lady doesn't support me, I'll have to hand it to you…"
“……”
"From 25 million netizens, the energy of the pickup truck has increased by 250000!!”
Watermelon Skin Kai's words shocked everyone, but Qi Si and Little Nan Nan were not interested.
This was because he (the system) had developed all of them…
Qi Si took the three chickens from Watermelon Skin Kai.
The three girls also came over.
Fatty Deeny touched the yellow chicken, and the little yellow chicken, who had been touched, shrank back in fear and took a few steps back...
Little Fatty Zi, Yang Zi, was interested in that pure white chicken. She wanted to touch it but didn't dare to…
Only Zhao Xiaogu, who had done farm work before, looked at the three chickens and asked Watermelon Skin Kai,"
"You mean these chickens? They? She had to listen to that famous piano piece to lay eggs! We can't do it here either! What if there's no music?"
When the other two girls heard Zhao Xiaoguo's words, they felt that it made sense.
They all nodded and looked at Watermelon Skin Kai, waiting for his reply…
Watermelon Skin Kai revealed his signature thick-browed smile and handed Zhao Xiaogu an old-fashioned tape recorder."
"I knew you didn't have it. We've already recorded 'Für Elise' by the German Chariot, Louis van Niederberg. The Wedding of Dreams by Paul Seneville of France; The King of Odley Waltz, Johann Strauss Jr.'s Blue Danube, I played it all myself, so I'll give it to you…"
After stuffing the recorder into Zhao Xiaogu's hands, Watermelon Skin Kai turned around and tidied up his watermelon skin hairstyle before leaving…
Everyone watched the Watermelon Skin youth leave, still immersed in shock, reminiscing and surprised.
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There were already 30 million viewers in the live broadcast room.
When they heard Watermelon Skin Kai's story, they were all extremely shocked. Their mouths were so wide that they could fit into their fists.
"Für Elise, The Wedding in My Dream, and The Blue Danube, aren't they all the top ten piano pieces in the world?”
"I can't even guarantee that I can play all ten of them! A young man from a small village could play as he pleased. Was that true?”
"As expected, experts come from the common people…"
"This is too awesome. I'll give him 82 points. With the remaining 18 points, I'll give him 666 points. Send it to him…"
"Really show off!"
"He forced me to give him full marks.”
"Chen Duxiu!"
"110 points, 10 points more than that is for you to be proud!”
"Chen Duxiu in front, you're blocking Li Dazhao's front row. Glandular…"
“……”
After Watermelon Skin left, Zhao Xiaogu looked at the recorder in his hand and pressed the play button.
"It's the new year in the first month! On the first day of the new year, every family will have a reunion party. The young one will wish the old one a happy new year…"
A familiar voice of the Northeast Two-people Rotation came out from the recorder…
"…"
The girls were speechless.
The audience was speechless.
"From host QiSi's pickup truck, energy 50!!”
"Energy from Dilareba's pickup truck 36!!”
"Energy from Yang Zi's pickup truck 37!!”
"Energy from Zhao Xiaogu's pickup truck 38!!”
"From 30 million netizens, the energy of the pickup truck has increased by 300000!!”
A chicken that was worth tens of thousands of yuan was listening to this to lay eggs!!
Why didn't the village chief die from the loss?
A question lingered in Zhao Xiaogu's mind. Even after she left the mushroom house, she still could not solve it...
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PS: The tape recorder will be useful in the future.
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