When the tiger pounced, our protagonist quickly turned over from the bluestone and ran away.
How could a pig defeat a tiger? Normally, a person would not be able to defeat a tiger, unless you were Wu Song. But now, humans could defeat tigers because humans had smart brains and could use tools.
That's right, although I'm a pig now, I have the intelligent brain of a human!
Good! He suddenly stopped in his tracks and turned around. He used his hoof to stroke a few strands of pig hair on his head. He even pulled out a wild flower and stuck it on his head, pretending to be very feminine."Brother Tiger, wait! Do you know that I'm the flower in our pigsty? Ten Thousand Pigs Fanatic! As long as you don't eat me, then I will.。。”
"Roar!" The tiger pounced on him, scaring him so much that he quickly crouched down. The tiger's fur on its abdomen had already scratched his back. Aiyo, this fur is so soft and soft. It can't be mentioned in the same breath as pig fur.。。She must be a tigress to take such meticulous care of her fur!
He quickly rolled away from the tiger and shook off the dust on his body to reveal his charred yellow pig teeth. He thought he was very handsome."Sister Tiger! I misread my lines just now! I'm the famous pigweed in the pigsty within a hundred miles! As long as you don't eat me…"
The tiger jumped up and gave him a big claw. He quickly retreated. The big claw brushed past his face, and the wind pressure almost took his ear off.
Oh my god, this fellow is determined to eat me! He turned around and wanted to run, but the pig's movements were too slow. The tiger stretched out its other claw and pressed down on his buttocks!
No one had ever seen a tiger's paw, but they had seen a cat's paw. The paw was usually hidden in the meat pad, but when it was used, it would stretch out. It was extremely sharp and had a hook. This large claw pierced into his buttocks. Ah, he howled into the sky in a sour and satisfying manner!
"Brother Tiger, I'm a sick pig! I have the swine flu virus! You will die if you eat me!"
The tiger did not understand pig language. He turned his head and looked at the tiger in horror as it opened its bloody mouth and bit down on him without distinguishing between good and bad!
Ah, I'm going to die.
His mind was filled with this thought. Just as he was in despair, a green light flashed in the distance. The tiger actually rolled and flew more than ten meters away!
What the f * ck? When he came back to his senses, he saw that there was a long 'horizontal' pit on the ground. The tiger had died ten meters away with a huge bloody hole in its body. A fragrant flower fragrance spread out beside him, and a hand gently rested on his head."Are you alright? Little piggy."
He raised his head. Ah, it was a young lady with long flaxen hair. She had an exquisite face and was dressed in a neat hunting suit. She was holding a bow in her hand. F * ck, little miss, you're so beautiful! F * ck, I'm saved! He hummed happily, wagging his little tail and rubbing his head against her hand.
"Are you hurt?" The young lady looked at his bloody butt that had been scratched by the tiger. She took out a packet of medicinal powder from her pocket and carefully applied it on him.
Brother Tiger, I'm so grateful to you now! He narrowed his eyes comfortably. Was this the so-called peak of life? After applying the medicine, she stood up with a peace of mind. She put the bow on her shoulder and carried the big tiger. She turned around and was about to leave.
No! The peak of my life can't end like this! He quickly followed her and rubbed her leg.
"Little piggy, do you want to follow me?" She stopped in her tracks." It's getting dark. It's not good to leave you in the wild.。。Well... Let's spend the night at my house."
The peak of life! The peak of life! He was definitely at the peak of his life! God, thank you so much for turning me into a pig!!!
She walked in front and he followed behind. After about twenty minutes, a wooden treehouse appeared in front of them. She carried the tiger up the rope ladder with one hand and placed it on the tree branch. He was moaning anxiously under the ladder.
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious." She climbed down with a smile and held him under her armpit as she climbed up.
Ah, little sister, you're really a strong man. He hummed happily and went up the tree house. The door was covered with a warm fur carpet, and the walls were decorated with many photos. There was a bed and a hammock, as well as bookshelves full of books, tables and chairs, and a bathtub.
The whole room was filled with the refreshing scent of leaves and the pleasant smell of wild flowers. The wind chimes rang when the breeze blew past the window, and there was a warm glowing ball of light on the roof. He narrowed his eyes in happiness. Ah, it was not bad to be a pet in such an elegant boudoir!
"You really stink. Pigs can't survive in the wild. Which village did you escape from? Let's bathe first." She said gently and put him into the bathtub. The shower head on the bathtub sprayed warm water. She took out a soft brush and gently washed his rough pig skin.
The water flow was extremely gentle, and even gentler than the water flow was the brush. Under the washing, the mud and pig manure stuck to his body fell off one after another. The pig skin was immediately white and red, and the pig hair was as smooth as silk. He narrowed his eyes. Ah, how comfortable. This was really the peak of his life!
After washing the fragrance, he felt that the entire pig was shining. Once he walked out, he would definitely be loved by everyone.
"Alright." She smiled at him.”
Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep where? Being a pet was great! He looked around with ill intentions and finally pointed at the bed with his hoof!
"Good, good, good." She picked him up and placed him on the bed, covering him with a blanket. Then, she went to the bookshelf and pulled out a book to read quietly.
Ah, the blanket is so warm…He happily patted the bed with his hoof, meaning to say,"Little miss, come quickly!"
She looked up and smiled.”
So warm…Come quickly…I'm really tired today…He patted the bed with his hoof again, but he was too sleepy and fell asleep in a daze.
When he opened his eyes, the sky was already bright. The young lady was lying on the hammock, weaving something with a straw rope in her hand.
Tsk... Little piggy was so cute and warm, yet she didn't want to hug Little piggy to sleep! He pouted. It doesn't matter. After all, it's a pet. I'm so cute. There are plenty of opportunities. There will be a day when you can't help it! He climbed out of bed and shook the pig fur on his body.
"You're awake?" She jumped off the hammock.”As she spoke, she put the straw rope on his head. Uh, this was probably a DIY dog leash.。。The texture of the straw rope wasn't too soft, and it made her neck itch.。。However, since it was a pet, he had to endure it. He pretended to be happy and wagged his tail.
"As long as you like it." She smiled and put it under her armpit before climbing down from the treehouse.""Let's go while it's still early."
Ah, happiness, while it's still early, while the wind is slightly cold, while the dawn is weak, while the dew is just right, I'll go out for a morning walk with Little Missy!
After walking past the mountains and the forest, we arrived at a dirt road. Following the dirt road, we arrived at a small village. The morning scenery was refreshing. However, this young lady seemed to be quite respected. When they passed by the fields, the farmers who had already plowed the fields stopped their work and greeted her. The farmer's wives on the road even bowed to her. He felt that as a pet, he had more face. He held his head high and puffed out his chest to polish his little hooves.
When they reached the village entrance, there were two old men playing chess. "Village chief, do you know whose pig is missing?" The young lady came forward to greet him.”
The old man with the most severe baldness raised his head."Oh, you're here. When I was preparing a banquet for the Grand Lord yesterday, I heard that one of Li Goudan's pigs ran away.”
"Thank you. I'll go to Li Goudan's house and ask.”
Li Goudan. It was said that this name came from the legendary Daoist Master Tai 2. The name was very casual and had a rustic flavor. One could tell that it belonged to a simple and honest burly man. He kept nodding. When he saw the familiar courtyard and pot, he was stunned. No, what did they just say? Whose pig was lost?
"Li Goudan, is Li Goudan home?”The young lady knocked on the old wooden door and saw the burly farmer from yesterday walk out.""I'm home!"
"I caught your running pig. I'll return it to you!”
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