The young lady smiled sweetly at the burly farmer and said,"I caught your running pig. I'll return it to you!”
F * ck, f * ck, f * ck, you can't play like this!! He quickly reached out to untie the dog leash, but the straw rope was unimaginably strong and useless! I had no choice but to try to break free with my fat body! Just as he was about to release the rope, he was picked up by the young lady."Here."
"Aiyoyo, thank you for coming. I'm really sorry! There's still leftover pork from yesterday. Come in and have some!”Li Goudan reached out and grabbed both of their ears. This familiar technique, this rough palm, elegant butterfly!
"No, I still have things to do. Little piggy, be obedient and don't run around.”The young lady instructed him to turn around and leave, leaving him behind as he was dragged to the pigsty with tears streaming down his face.
The pinnacle of pig-life and the abyss of pig-life were all decided by Little Missy with a single thought. As the saying goes, the higher you climb, the worse you fall. I understand a little.
"Ah Chou!" The pig with black fur and white flowers that had just been thrown to the ground pounced on him and rubbed its head against him."You actually came back! I've already arranged the portrait and memorial tablet for you!”
He lay in the pigsty with his limbs facing the sky, thinking about life, and let his little friend, who was called Humming Dumb, rub against him.
However, another pig walked over angrily and kicked his face with its hoof!
"F * ck!" He jumped up as if he had been electrocuted. It's fine if I'm a pig being bullied now, but even a pig is bullying me? He roared,"Don't you understand your grandfather!?"”
"It's all your fault! It's all your fault!" This pig was covered in white fur. Its voice was very sharp. Oh, this was a small sow. "Why didn't you just take the knife?!" You made my Little Handsome get dragged out to take the knife for you!!”
“。。。Handsome? Who is it?"
"It's that foreign breed that was introduced. Puer, puer, it's so handsome!”Humph! He put his hoof on the little sow's shoulder."Mei, Little Shuai Shuai has already passed away. Can you consider me now?"
May dipped her hoof in the feces and slapped it on the face.""Even if you are the last boar in the world, I will not consider you!!!”
Dumby curled up in the corner and wiped away its tears."Sob, sob, sob..."
Mei turned around and faced the portrait and memorial tablet of Little Handsome, howling to the heavens,""Oh my god! Take me away too!”
The cries from both sides made him a little confused. He was clearly the one in the worst state, okay? At this moment, there was the sound of knocking on the wooden basin from outside. Adai and Mei stopped crying at the same time. The farmer poured a basin of pig food and swill into the food trough. Adai and Mei turned around and rushed forward to eat crazily.
Therefore, there was a reason why animals like pigs were reduced to livestock that were purely eaten. In the history of evolution, pigs were once powerful and were top predators, such as giant pigs and Dreadjaw Pigs. However, they all had the characteristic of eating without caring about their lives, so the pigs had fallen to this state today.
There were no fangs, no claws, no brains, only fat.。He felt that the future of this species was dark.
As a pig with human intelligence, what is my mission? That's right! My mission is to save this species! Let pigs dominate the universe! With a sense of mission, the power surged up! Unknowingly, he walked to the pig feed trough and stuck his mouth in!
Pah! It was really disgusting! To think that you guys ate so well! He vomited a few times before he realized what was going on. No way, my sense of mission was easily defeated by my desire to eat?
That's right, a pig's greatest enemy was itself. My goal is the sea of stars, but before that, I have to think of a way to escape from the pigsty again. I can't do it alone. I have to inspire my teammates to yearn for the outside world!!
"Hey, hey, it tastes so bad. Can you eat it?”
"Ah?" Dumby turned its head." It's so delicious. Wow, there's actually a rotten cabbage leaf here!"!”
He stared into the distant sky, drooling.""These things are not worthy of being food! Have you ever heard of braised pork, twice-cooked pork, braised pork, steamed pork, pork stewed with vermicelli?。。”
"Oh my god, pork stewed vermicelli!" Dumby jumped up. The thought of my little meat being cut off and thrown into the pot and stewed with vermicelli for an hour made me feel like it was a nightmare worse than hell!”
I forgot that we are pigs.
"Dumby, you have to have dreams to be a pig." He walked forward and pulled out the rotten cabbage leaf from Dumby's mouth. With a whoosh, he threw it out of the pigsty.
"Ah! I'll fight you to the death!" As he spoke, Dumby pressed him down with lightning speed! Its two front hooves were firmly stuck in his throat!!
This weight, this sturdy little hoof!! He felt as if he was being pressed down so hard that he wanted to vomit blood, but his throat was tightly locked without even a nanosecond gap!! He was in a daze and felt his body getting lighter and lighter. He was actually flying slowly! He flew and looked down at the pigsty. There seemed to be something in the sky that was constantly summoning him!
"Humph, it seems like you have something to say." A big black pig in the corner slowly got up and pushed Dumby away with its mouth. Dumby felt himself return to the pig's body with a whoosh, panting heavily.
I was about to ascend to heaven just now, right? I almost flew to heaven, right? F * ck, I was almost strangled to death by a pig because of a rotten cabbage leaf?？Aren't we childhood friends? Our friendship since childhood is not even worth a rotten cabbage leaf!？？
"Tell me." The big black boar rubbed his belly.
He first looked at Dumby and pointed his hoof at him.""Cut ties!"
Dumby also turned its head angrily.""So be it! Wait, what did the word break off mean?”
"You actually want to strangle me to death because of a rotten cabbage leaf!! Do you know that there is an incomparably vast cabbage field outside this pigsty? There were countless fresh and beautiful cabbages inside! As long as they could get out of this pigsty, not to mention a cabbage leaf, they could even dig up hundreds or thousands of cabbages in the entire vegetable field!!”
Dumby narrowed its eyes, as if it could see itself in a field of cabbage. It was a wonderful scene of digging into whichever cabbage it liked."Oh-"
"How is it? Let's go out! If he stayed in the pigsty, he would be eaten sooner or later!”
"Good!"
He walked forward and tapped Dumby's hooves, then looked at the pigsty door. The pigsty door was a low iron gate with a bolt. Hehe, what was so difficult about it? I've thought things too complicated! Pigs wouldn't open this kind of door, but there was nothing wrong with humans! He walked forward and stretched his hoof forward. Heh, the pig's trotter was stuck in the crack of the fence.
He had miscalculated! The pig's hoof was a little hard, and the pig's arm was a little thick!
"Do you want to open this door?" The big black pig walked over.
"Yeah, you have a way?"
The big black pig slowly walked to the door and lay on the ground."Come on."
。。。Who said pigs had low IQ? This pig was very smart! He climbed onto the back of the big black pig. The big black pig stood up and raised its front hooves to the top of the door! He climbed over the door with difficulty and fell heavily on the ground, letting out a miserable pig's cry.
The big black pig revealed an old smile."Open the door now."
"Alright!" He unlatched the door, and the door opened. Dumby was the first to rush out excitedly."Cabbage field, cabbage field! I'm coming to the cabbage field!"
Not to mention that he had really leaned on something, but when he looked up, it was the farmer's woman with a figure like that of a Russian woman! She was holding a shiny sickle in her hand!
The woman raised her voice.!!”
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