"The pig ran out again!" This cry was like a death knell from hell. Yes, after leaving the pigsty, they still had to leave the yard, and there were still farmers and peasant women in the yard.
Adai was still intoxicated by the peasant woman's calf."Wow, we're already at the cabbage field? This cabbage is so hard!"
The woman grabbed its ear with one hand and blocked its way with the sickle with the other.
Oh my god, this peasant woman was about 1.75 meters tall. She had an aunty figure, and her shoulders were wider than her hips. The huge muscles on her arms were constantly moving. She looked like a world bodybuilding champion, and she was holding a sickle in her hand! Mamma Mia! Even if I'm a human, I don't dare to fight her!
"How did you get out?" The burly farmer also came up. He was holding a thick rope in his hand. The two of them formed a solid muscle wall!
My dream of leading the pig race to conquer the world is going to be extinguished as soon as I leave the pigsty? "Illusion!" he said as he stepped back with a smile. Illusion! We didn't leave the safe zone! It's all an illusion!"
"Move aside! Two mere humans!" He even retreated and the big black pig behind him pushed him to the side. Then, he stood valiantly in front of the farmer and woman!
"Is Big Brother Aotian going to use his ability again?!”May exclaimed.
"Brother Aotian?" He was shocked. There was really someone…Wasn't there really a pig who dared to risk the world's condemnation and use Aotian as his name?
"You lost your memory? It was the king of the four seas... Ah pui, the strongest breeding pig of the four villages and eight villages-Humph Aotian!!”
Damn, I'm the main character, Long Aotian, okay? Where did you come from, Zhu Aotian? Let me see what you're capable of! If you can defeat these two humans, I'll acknowledge you as Aotian! He squatted on the ground and watched the show with an unconvinced expression.
The farmer and the farmer's wife looked at each other. In an instant, the sky darkened and the setting sun was like blood. The entire world was so quiet that one could even hear a pin drop! The woman waved her hand and said,"You attack the left side!" I'll attack the right side! He could not let the most precious breeding pig in the village escape!!”Immediately, two balls of qi wrapped around the feet of the farmer and the farmer. The two of them turned into two rays of light and attacked the left and right abdomen of the groaning Aotian!
Meanwhile, Big Brother Aotian calmly turned around and twisted his buttocks for the show! A stream of dim yellow air poured out from behind him, and the flying sand and stones immediately covered half of the courtyard!!
May was shocked. As expected of Brother Aotian!"
"What the hell is pig qi…It just farted…"
"This isn't a fart!" May's expression became serious." Everything has its own unique aura. They have their own aura, and we pigs have our own aura! Everyone, every pig, and every animal had their own unique qi and attributes! Our Brother Aotian's attribute is that it is the source of life for the strongest breeding pig! The wood attribute that allowed plants and vegetables to grow!!”
" That's right, it's the wood attribute." He covered his nose."It ate rotten radishes last time, right? There's a rotten radish smell in its fart.”
"That's right, this is Brother Aotian's unique skill-Mixed Vegetables and Hundred Taste Fart! The ancients once said that a thousand readers would have a thousand Hamlets, and a thousand opponents would be able to smell a thousand different vegetables from this fart!!”
He had a dazed expression on his face. He did not know where to complain. Secondly, he was about to faint from the smoke. Now that the north wind was blowing, it was still fine if they were upwind. However, the downwind had long been affected. The walls of the courtyard were cracked and the ground was shattered. All the plants were so smoked that they wilted. The staggering figures of the farmer and the farmer's wife also appeared on the left and right sides of Brother Aotian. They covered their mouths and noses, and their faces were charred yellow. In the end, they both fainted on the ground with two thuds.
。。。F * ck! He had really defeated these two humans! He looked up at Big Brother Aotian who was in the fog-like fart. His body was round and muscular, and his four legs were thick and strong. He turned his strong head slightly and grinned at them! Aiyo, there was even a big pig tooth flashing between her lips!
May's eyes were filled with hearts as she screamed,""Brother Aotian, I love you! You're too manly!" As he spoke, he fell to the ground with a loud thud because he did not cover his mouth and nose.
"Drag the two of them and let's go.”Proud Sky Big Brother Pig didn't have many harsh words. He obediently dragged May and Dumby, who was already foaming at the mouth, and followed behind him, just like a follower.
Then, I'll use one hoof to drag Adai, one hoof to drag Amy, and one hoof to cover my mouth and nose. How can a pig walk with one hoof? He was still thinking about how Big Brother Aotian turned around and came back. It glanced at him contemptuously."Trash." As he said that, he shook his head. Hey, May was sent flying and landed steadily on his back!
I was called trash by a pig! He dragged Dumby with one of his hooves and covered his mouth and nose with the other. He walked upright with his hind hooves. He had never seen a pig walking upright, right? This is me and my last bit of stubbornness!
He was still stubborn when he felt dizzy and fell to the ground. Brother Aotian turned his head arrogantly."Farts go higher. The lower the position, the lower the concentration of fart.”
I've been called a cane by this pig again! With tears streaming down his face, he rubbed his abdomen against the ground and slid on the ground with his hind hooves.
Speaking of which, this fart was really awesome. It was so dense and covered such a long area. After leaving the courtyard, he planned to walk along the main road. Seeing that he was about to walk out of the fart area, he saw a group of people outside. They were still discussing,"What's wrong?" "Is there a fire?" "What fire is emitting yellow smoke?" "Why is this cigarette so smelly?"
"Do you want to go out now and get caught?”A hoof rested on his shoulder. He turned around and saw Brother Aotian."Let's go this way."
I've been called an NPC by this pig again!!。。。Forget it, he couldn't let it go even if he farted now. It wasn't too late for a good pig to take revenge! He followed his big brother into the firewood pile. Brother Aotian covered the entrance of the firewood pile."It's full of people outside. Let's go out when it's dark.”
Looks like I'm destined to be a follower. To be honest, if it weren't for this big brother, I would have been caught several times today. He sighed and lay in the pile of firewood. May's words still echoed in his ears. Everything has its own unique aura. They have their own aura, and we pigs also have our own aura!
Then I should have one too? With this thought in mind, he tried to straighten his chest and raise his head, sinking his Qi into his dantian. Then, he allowed his Qi to flow through his entire body and break through the Conception and Governor Meridians!
He felt it! I can feel it! I can feel it! He raised his butt high and muttered in his heart,'Heaven and earth collapse, wolves cry, ghosts howl, heaven and earth fart!'!!
Then, a pile of pig dung fell to the ground.
Brother Aotian glanced at him with disdain.""The firewood pile is a public place. You're not the only pig here.”
“。。。I'm sorry."
Brother Aotian lowered his head as if he wanted to sleep.""Your Pig Qi is of the fire attribute. If you want to cultivate your Pig Qi, don't do it here. Do you want to turn everyone into roasted pigs?”
He immediately teared up.! Can I also cultivate pig energy? Can I be as strong as you?”
Brother Aotian closed his eyes. I'll give you some pointers after we leave the village."
Heavens! I never thought that I would take a pig as my master! He immediately bowed and said,"Master!" Accept this disciple's bow!"
The eldest brother curled his lips in disdain.”
He was really arrogant. However, his strength was there. One fart could smoke an entire courtyard. If he stood upwind, he could simply fight against the army by releasing a few farts. Ah, my fart is of the fire attribute. He closed his eyes and fell asleep in a daze. He dreamed that his fart was like a space shuttle taking off and releasing a heavenly fire.
Night soon fell. The sun rose in the countryside and the sun set. When he was woken up by his elder brother and walked out of the firewood pile, there was no one outside. Only the moonlight enveloped the peaceful village.
He took a deep breath, and the smell of fart had completely dissipated. There was a fresh factor called freedom in the air. Dumby rushed out first."Cabbage field!"
Needless to say, there was a cabbage field at the entrance of the village. It was so happy that it went in and dug around.
Brother Aotian walked proudly in the middle of the village road like an emperor on patrol. He and Mei followed behind him like attendants.
"Adai, stop digging. We have to hurry up while it's dark.”
"Hurrying on? Where are we going?"
Brother Aotian looked up at the bright moon in the sky."Let's go to the neighboring village to see Ah Li first."
He and Mei exclaimed at the same time,"Oh, so big brother has a CP!"”
The eldest brother smiled and continued walking without saying anything. Gradually, the village disappeared behind him. A few small dots of light suddenly appeared in the bushes in the distance and kept shaking.
"Stop!" The eldest brother waved his hoof. Keep quiet and walk back."
He tried hard to see what the bright spot was."Why?"
There seemed to be more bright spots emerging from the bushes, forming a dense band of light! The eldest brother turned around and spread his legs.”
"Eh? Why? It's not easy to leave the village..."
Just as he was speaking, a wolf howl that was filled with cold air came from the other end! The dense band of light shook violently and formed a semi-encirclement!
"Wolves!"
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