"Interesting, interesting."
In front of him was a corpse. There were thousands of corpses in the world, and the number of corpses was the number of people who had died. However, this corpse was different. First of all, the corpse was standing, and it still maintained a standing posture after death. Second, the bones of the corpse were covered with a layer of charred rubber. Finally, there were threads on the corpse, and countless black things stretched out like ribbons and fluttered in the wind.
That's right, this was the corpse of the livestock market security guard, Ichiro.
The man who said interesting was about 1.75 meters tall and thin. He was in his early thirties and wore a green robe."This is too interesting."
"Sir, you must be very interested." Beside him was a man in a golden cloak. He was 1.8 meters tall and had a strong build. He was in his fifties and held a golden scepter in his hand.
"That's right, this is too interesting." He couldn't help but look at the corpse, extremely excited.""I want to personally go to Choulin Town to take a look.”
"Alright, I'll go and prepare a car for Sir. This matter is genuine. To ensure your safety, I will send Fu Te with you.”
"Fu Te…" He scratched his head in confusion." He talks too much. I still have a few experiments to do on the way. I still have to go to the mountain to find a few materials. It's better to be quiet."”
"Then you can go with Hailo, that stuffy jar.”
He nodded.”
Let's talk about our male pig trotter taking Mei out of the village. Not long after, the dawdling Adai followed behind. It finally made the pigs arch out of the pen. The three pigs first went to the fields to spoil the crops, and then began to search for the mountain road at dawn.
To the west was Choulin Town, to the south were all kinds of villages, and to the north, the terrain was constantly rising. The three pigs walked north for half a day. Fortunately, they did not encounter any wolves, insects, tigers, or leopards. A group of small hills appeared in front of them.
The appearance of these small hills was very abrupt. They were shaped like steamed buns, and the fragrance of all kinds of food wafted from them! Dumby was extremely excited. It smells so good! Let us begin to occupy the mountain and become kings!”It rushed out at a speed of 800 miles per second and ate all kinds of steamed buns and fruits!
Our male pig trotter walked up and slapped its hoof."You only know how to eat! This is a human graveyard!"
"Are all human graves so high-end?”May was also shocked." Think about us pigs. The meat and internal organs have been eaten by humans. The bones are either used to make soup or fed to dogs. How can a pig leave a whole corpse?？When I die in the future, I will definitely be buried in this kind of graveyard! I want to be the first pig in the world to leave a complete corpse!!”
He tilted his head in a daze. You're really ambitious, but that seems to be the case.
"Damn." May looked at him." I don't want a pig to stay underground. Let's have a husband and wife burial!"!”
。。It was too much of a pain in the ass to be buried together with a pig!! He answered vaguely,"This matter…" We'll consider it when the time comes."
"No, I want you to answer me now!”May leaned over and said,"Could it be…" Could it be that you actually want to be buried with the other pigs?？”
Why do I have to be buried with a pig!!
Seeing that he didn't answer, May was furious. She walked up and bit his ear."Then tell me, who do you want to be buried with?？”
Oh my god, there was already the pressure of teeth on his ears! If I say one wrong word, my big ears will probably be bitten off!! He said in a very sincere tone,"If I have to be buried with a pig in the future, that pig will definitely be you!!!”
May loosened her mouth and rubbed her lips against his ribs lovingly."That's more like it."
Smart! Please call me Survival Max, Smart Pig!
After leaving the graveyard and heading north, about half an hour later, a mountain peak appeared on the horizon. If they walked closer, they would see that the mountain was so high that the clouds could be seen at the top of the mountain! Good mountain! Adai, who had just eaten the graveyard offerings, was in a great mood to compose a poem."Looking at it horizontally, it's still a ridge, the distance is about the same; I don't know what this mountain is called, but the delicacies should be inside!”
After it finished, it even smacked its lips. Good poem!"
The male pig's trotter showed a demented expression,"Su Shi wants to break out of the ground and make you into Dongpo pork."。However, what kind of mountain delicacies could there be in this mountain?”
"The so-called mountain delicacies are bear paw, elephant trunk, deer tendon, camel's hump, bird's nest, bamboo fungus, and monkey's head.”Dumby shook its head." But it's not right to eat wild animals. Let's go find some bamboo fungus and monkey heads!"”This monkey head was naturally a monkey head mushroom. This bamboo fungus was a type of fungus that lived at the bottom of the withered bamboo. To put it bluntly, it was also a mushroom.
The three pigs began to climb the mountain. The trees on the mountain were dense and covered the sky. It was dark even in broad daylight. At this moment, a strange light burst out in front of him!
Aiyo, this light is amazing. This light wave is so dynamic, it's like a disco ball in a disco! San Zhu walked up and saw that the person who emitted this light was really a mushroom! The mushroom was surrounded by seven-colored clouds, and its body emitted seven-colored light as if it was a treasure that had fallen into the mortal world!!
Our male pig trotter was stunned. Other protagonists get lost and encounter some kind of peerless cultivation technique or super magic treasure. It's not bad for me to encounter some plants that are stained with immortal energy and eat mushrooms that can become stronger!! So my path as a protagonist is waiting for me!!!
"Let's take it off and study it carefully," he said.。。”
The light disappeared. Dumby was standing at the spot where the mushroom was chewing. Only a small portion of the mushroom's white stem was left on the ground."Ah, I ate a strange mushroom."
" Damn it!!!"
Dumby chewed for a long time and swallowed."Cabbage is still better.”
Our male pig trotter rolled his eyes. Really, if this really was a treasure that could greatly increase one's strength, I would f * cking crush you to death.
After passing through this forest, a cliff appeared in front of them. This mountain was actually quite dangerous. Just as he turned his head to take a detour, he realized that there was a faint golden light on the cliff! San Zhu raised his head with difficulty and saw a lingzhi three meters above the cliff! This Lingzhi was in the shape of a Ruyi, and its entire body was emitting a faint golden light! It was obvious that it was not an ordinary item!
The mushroom was a little strange just now. This lingzhi was definitely something good! It was so low and yet it had not been plucked away. There should not be many people coming to this mountain. He looked to his left and right." Ah Dai, Ah Mei, let's discuss how to build a human ladder to pluck the Lingzhi!"”
"Human ladder?" May asked in surprise.
"Erm... The human ladder is..." He still wanted to explain, but he felt something push him. He rolled twice on his four feet! He saw Dumby turn back into the size of a van. It placed its two front hooves on the cliff and stood more than two meters tall! It stuck out its sinful mouth at Lingzhi!!
" No-" Our male pig trotter stretched out his hoof and with another " Kang Chi " sound, the lingzhi disappeared into Dumby's mouth with a golden light. Dumby chewed a few mouthfuls." What kind of lousy mushroom is this? It's not delicious."”Then, he spat out the lingzhi.
The Lingzhi that was spat out was chewed up badly. Although it was soaked in pig saliva, it still emitted a faint golden light. It was still a good thing! Our male pig trotter made up his mind, but he didn't have the courage to pick it up or eat it. He could only cover it with a handful of fallen leaves.
" Dumby." He patted Dumby's shoulder with a solemn expression."You can't just eat something you don't know. We grew up in a pigsty. We're brothers! What if you eat a poisonous mushroom and die? What should I do?？”
Dumby's eyes were filled with tears.""As expected of my brother. He cares about me more than my parents I've never met! Don't worry, if I encounter something I haven't seen before, I definitely won't bite it first!!”
"Good brother!" He patted its shoulder again. Really, there was nothing that couldn't be solved through communication.
After walking for another five minutes, the forest was lit up again. He looked up and saw an empty space in the distance. There was a peach tree in the middle of the empty space! The peach tree was full of big and fat peaches! One of the peaches was as white as jade and as pink as a young girl's cheek! This... Was this the legendary immortal peach that could allow one to ascend to immortality after eating it?？
"It's a little high.”Dumby was confused.
"A small case!" He smiled contemptuously, opened his mouth, and sent a fireball flying. The fireball was neither big nor small, and it flew over and hit the tree branch that received the heavenly peach!
"Wow, darling, you're so handsome!" May exclaimed.
He revealed a charming smile as he watched the tree branch with the immortal peach hanging on it fall from the tree. At this moment, a gust of wind blew past him! He turned his head and saw Dumby rushing forward at a speed of 800 miles per second!! He had almost turned into a phantom and no longer looked like a pig!! Dumby rushed up and jumped half a meter high like a dog catching a frisbee!!!
Didn't we agree not to talk first?？What the f * ck was he communicating with this kind of foodie idiot!! He let out a painful roar,"This is too much!"!!!!”
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