According to legend, the heavenly peaches of the Queen Mother were divided into three types. The worst was cooked once every 3,000 years, and one could directly become an immortal after eating it. The medium-sized ones would ripen once every six thousand years, and after eating them, one would be able to soar into the clouds and become immortal. The strongest ones were ripe once every 9,000 years, and eating them would allow one to live as long as heaven and earth.
Of course, this barren mountain range was definitely not a fairytale. However, this was the only place in the forest that received sunlight, and there was only one tree growing on it. The most beautiful peaches on this tree were as white as jade, and the cheeks were as pink as a girl's. Presumably, they had also absorbed the essence of the sun and moon from the spiritual qi of heaven and earth! It would take at least a few decades for her to have such a beautiful appearance!
In the blink of an eye, the peach disappeared into Fool's pig mouth. He chewed for a long time and spat out a peach pit."It seems to be more delicious than cabbage. It would be good if it could be dipped in swill.”
"Dumby." Our male pig trotter affectionately placed his hoof on its shoulder. Dumby turned its head."What are you doing?"
" Your grandpa!!!" He slapped its big pig face with a big pig trotter! The fat on Dumby's face trembled. He covered his hooves and lay on the ground."F * ck, I sprained my hand..."
Dumby was puzzled." What's wrong? Are you envious of my flawless skin?"”
"Your sister…Didn't we agree earlier that we can't eat anything we don't know?？”
Dumby was puzzled." But I know that thing. It's a peach."”
A misstep... You can eat anything you know?？He got up and put his hand on Dumby's shoulder." Let's discuss it again. Even if we meet something we know, we can't eat it directly." You didn't get to where you are today because of a pig! You are not a pig! They were not a bunch of pigs! We are three pigs! You should give us some of the delicious food!!”
"Makes sense! I'm sorry!" Dumby was enlightened.
"That's right, that's right. You're worth teaching."
"Then you two can split this." Dumby kicked the peach pit that it had just spat out in front of him.
He grinned and picked up the peach pit while condensing flames in his mouth! The tail of the peach pit was like a flaming bullet as it spat out and stabbed Dumby in the face." Split your sister!!!"
The peach pit hit its forehead, and its thick pig head trembled three times. This little skin was really flawless! The peach pit bounced back and exploded our male pig's trotter's head!!
Our male pig trotter's face was covered in blood and his head was inlaid with peach pits. He staggered a few steps and then said in a very gentle tone,"Boss, please go ahead.”
"Then I'll go look for food. I can't let down the swill and cabbage.”Dumby took a few steps forward and turned around as if it had remembered something.""I'll bring some for you two if I have leftovers! Don't run around!"
"Please, please." After saying that, he collapsed to the ground. May hurriedly pounced on him."Husband! Oh my god, why is your face covered in blood!! I'll bandage your wound now!”
"Don't call me husband. I can't take it." Just call me a failure, just call me a failure.。Sigh-"
"What are you worried about?"
"The mountain is so big. Where should we set up camp and make a nest?”
"Eh? This kind of thing can be done with just a glance."
"What do you think? The mountain is so high."
May poked him with a hoof, and then he felt a surge of wind beneath him. His entire pig actually floated up from the ground!
"Mei?"
"Have you forgotten?" Mei smiled at him. I was called the Flying Pig in the arena!”A large amount of air gushed out from its body, and this air current actually carried the two pigs up into the sky!
How does it feel to fly? In fact, this was not considered flying at all. He only felt countless complicated air currents surging under his body. When he looked down, there was nothing. To be honest, he felt very dizzy. However, it was much more convenient to climb the mountain. The mountain was quite high above sea level, deep in the forest, and there was a waterfall hanging down from the mountain.
"Oh…" He pointed at the waterfall, which had created a small lake on the mountainside."That place is not bad. Let's land there."
"Alright." May slowly dragged him over. The entire lake was half the size of a football field. The lakeside had been washed away by the water, and the view was extremely wide with the mountain behind it. It was a good place to set up camp.
There were a few deer drinking water by the lake. They were stunned when they saw the two pigs flying over slowly.
"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a flying pig?" "Grandpa, I'm the new king of the mountain!" he shouted in midair. From now on, this mountain is under my control! Grandpa had set his eyes on this lake and wanted to build a village here!!”
The deer looked at each other, none of them understood the pig language.
"What are you guys looking at? Hurry up and get lost!" He spat out a fireball at the ground. The deer were shocked and fled in all directions.
He and May landed on the ground. The lake looked really good up close. The water was clear and warm like a hot spring under the sun. The surroundings were washed out and there was a small cave behind the waterfall. He nodded in satisfaction." Let's lay some hay in the cave first, then build a small villa on the lake later.”
"Alright, I'll go lay out some hay for husband to build a love nest!”
"I told you not to call me husband…"
As for the few deer that escaped, the little one translated the deer language. Deer A said in surprise as he ran,""What's that? Was that a pig? What kind of world was this?”
"What is he moaning about?" Deer B asked in fear. Why are they spitting fireballs at us?”
"Hey, who's that in front?" Deer C asked in horror.？Isn't that the eldest young master of the Chief's family?？”
"Oh my god!" The three deers quickly stopped and knelt by the roadside, bowing. They saw a deer walking over from afar with its head held high."Why are you running in front of this young master?”
"It's not like that, Young Master. There are two pigs by the lake!”
"You haven't been out in the world before, but two pigs scared you to this extent.”
"Young Master, that pig can fly! He could even spit fireballs! Chase us away and occupy the pool!"
"Roar? This young master is going to drink water. Follow me, let this young master see what kind of pigs they are!”The three deer had no choice but to follow behind the young master. When the young master came to the lakeside, he saw the two pigs eating hay. He walked over unceremoniously and said,"Smelly pigs, what are you doing? This is my father's mountain! Don't dirty our water! Hurry up and get out!"
Our male pig trotter was dumbfounded." Oh, so there's a language barrier. Brother Deer, what are you talking about?”
Eldest Young Master saw the pig's confused expression and said rudely,""What are you humming about? Can't you hear me telling you to scram?" As it spoke, it raised its front hoof and pressed it on his forehead. He was still in a daze when the deer stomped his head to the ground!
She was so arrogant the moment she met him. You're really arrogant! He immediately raised his head and threw a fireball at the young master's stomach! The young master was sent flying a meter high by the impact of the fireball and fell to the ground with a thud. All the fur on his body began to burn! It desperately lay down in the lake.! This young master's flawless fur!"
"You're quite arrogant. Let me tell you, from today onwards, I'm the boss of this mountain!”He stepped forward and stomped on its body, making it unable to move! As the flames burned, the young master wailed,"You dare to roast me! Do you know who my father is? My dad's name is Gang!"
The burning flames burned his fur and lifted his fat. A meaty fragrance was emitted from the young master's body. Our male pig trotter sniffed."Wow…Deer meat…It's a great tonic…There were roasted whole pigs, roasted whole lambs, and roasted whole deer.。Wow…I didn't even think about it…" He immediately made a decision. He opened his mouth and spat out a fierce fire to start roasting the whole deer!
The eldest young master's painful howl resounded through the sky! The surrounding deers were all stunned. It didn't take long for the fragrance of the venison to fill half the mountain. Our male pig trotter pulled off the charred hair and gave it a big puff! Li Shizhen once said: Deer is an immortal beast, pure Yang long-lived thing, can open the governor meridian! This bite was simply enough to make one's nose bleed! Stepping on the roasted deer, he chewed on the meat and looked into the distance."It's much stronger than tiger meat…Maybe I need a handful of cumin...”
Deer A, B, and C were so scared that their legs went weak. The three of them ran into the forest in a mess, their front legs stumbling over their hind legs."This is a disaster! It was a disaster! The pig ate the young master!"
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