The distance was too close, so close that he could carefully observe every pattern on the antler.
At first glance, it was indeed a horn, a very huge and lush horn, covered with moss and small plants. However, at this distance, one could see that there seemed to be something fishy about it. The front and back of the pair of horns seemed to be different. The back seemed to be horns, but there were too many branches and small leaves.
What was behind them were not horns but trees! This guy made the tree grow on his head to create the illusion that the horn was extremely big!!
However, the horn had already hit his body. There were horns and trees on his body. The horn was very hard, and the tree was also very hard. Although he didn't know what kind of tree it was, there were trees that were harder than steel. For example, the white quebracho, which had a hardness of 4570 lbfs, was nicknamed the "Axe Terminator."
And the move that made it suddenly jump into the sky to attack me. Isn't that the move that Brother Aotian used to get us out of the battlefield? This guy's qi attribute was not body but wood!
However, he had already been sent flying. The pig turned three and a half times in the air and crashed into a small tree. Then, it rolled on the ground and spat out blood.
"Husband!" The air mass surged in May's leg and leaped over. As he spat out blood happily, he saw the green air on one of Boss Gang's front hooves that was stepping on the ground. He hurriedly shouted,"Don't come over!"
Before she could finish her sentence, a row of wooden stakes poked out from the ground. Before Ah Mei could slow down, she rammed her head into it. In the blink of an eye, a circle of wooden stakes poked out from all directions and formed a wooden cage that firmly trapped her inside!
It's over... He rolled his eyes in pain. As expected of a pig teammate. The three of us pigs were wiped out so easily??
"You use fire. You must be the culprit who roasted my son to death! I'll kill you now as a sacrifice to my son's soul in heaven!!”Boss Gang looked at the child's skeleton again. It walked over to our male pig's trotter with tears in its eyes and raised its front hooves high!!
Although he couldn't understand the deer language, his eyes were filled with tears."Hero, spare me! We won't do it again! We'll pull out all the food we've eaten and you can think about how to get your son back.。。”
Wait, what did I just say? If it understood, it would chop me into dumplings.。Just as he was thinking, a pile of wood popped out from the ground with a loud bang. The pile of wood seemed to be pieced together into some kind of building that lifted him into the sky! "I made a slip of the tongue just now!" It was a slip of the tongue!"
In the blink of an eye, a small wooden altar floated up from the ground. He was lying in the middle of the altar with his limbs tied up by grass ropes! A sharp wooden awl poked out from Boss Gang's back and aimed at his chest!!
He was so scared that his face turned ashen. It was over. He was really going to die this time.
"My son…" Boss Gang looked up at the sky. His son's voice and smile passed by his eyes one by one. The sad background music sounded. He closed his eyes and immersed himself in this deep memory.
However, a snore that came out of nowhere disrupted the background music and Boss Gang's memories. He widened his eyes and looked around." Who-!!??"
Our male pig trotter also looked around and saw Dumby lying there with his belly facing up. He was still the size of a van. His big belly was basking in the blissful sunlight. It was so warm that he actually fell asleep blissfully!
Please, this is a battlefield! The three of us were wiped out! You actually fell asleep? Did he fall asleep?
"This solemn sacrificial scene…" Old Gang was so angry that his entire body trembled.!”
"Boss, what orders do you have?" Deer Abc flashed out.
"Bring me that plague pig!!”
"Tsk!" With their boss winning, the three deer also had confidence. They walked with their heads held high and strode out like imperial guards. The three of them came in front of Dumby and pushed it left and right. What kind of pig was Dumby? It was a big fat pig that weighed more than 200 pounds! In addition to using qi to expand its body to the size of a van, its weight had now increased. What could the three deer do to it?
When Boss saw that Deer Abc did not budge even after exerting all his strength, he became anxious.""You bunch of trash! All of you get lost! Let me do it!" As it spoke, it stomped its hooves, and a wooden bridge was built from the altar to Dumby's side. It walked towards Dumby step by step, and in its heart, it had already planned out a hundred ways for Dumby to die!!
"Get lost!" Deer, Abc, and the others moved to the side. Boss Gang placed one of his hooves on Dumby's body."Watch carefully!"
Dumby was too comfortable under the sunlight. It twisted its body and said something in its sleep,"Bah. Ba... Lala energy…Daddy poops…" Then, it turned over.
With a cracking sound, Boss Gang disappeared under its fat body.
"What the hell…Phew..." Dumby twisted again and then moved away. Boss Gang, who was on the ground, was bleeding from his seven orifices."F * ck... I'll tear you apart..."
"It's actually…Constipated Black Demon Immortal…I... I... Transform…" Then, the idiot flipped back and disappeared under the fat with another crack. This time, Dumby rubbed itself on the ground as if it had adapted to the hardness. The air was quiet for a few minutes, and the snoring sounded again. Blood flowed out from its body like a stream.
What the hell! Our male pig trotters and Deer Abc were both stunned. The dignified leader of Ji 'er Mountain, one deer against three pigs, died just like that??It had just pushed Adai into the sky! However, this time, Dumby was attacking from all directions. Boss Gang did not expect such a move.。Just as he was thinking about it, Dumby turned over again. The dignified Boss Gang had already turned into a pile of meat patties.
Deer Abc was immediately scared silly. He ran into the forest in a mess."This is a disaster! It was a disaster! Boss was crushed to death by a pig! Wait a minute, who are we going to look for when the boss is dead??”
Our male pig trotter quickly cut off the grass rope and used a fireball to cut off the path of the three deer. He stood on the high altar and felt like a god."Your boss is already dead! Now, I am the new leader of this mountain!!!”
Even though they couldn't understand the pig language, the fireball still made the three-headed deer tremble! The three of them turned around and knelt down.! As long as they don't eat us, we'll do whatever we want!!”
"Hahahaha! Hahahahaha!" He laughed heartily, even more proud than when Qin Shihuang had unified the world. Now I have a beautiful queen, a strong man, three followers, and a mountain!! There shouldn't be any opponents in this mountain. My life as the king of the mountain begins now!!!
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A carriage slowly passed by. The driver was a young man with a strong build and red hair. His facial muscles and expression were firm, and the corners of his mouth were frozen as if they were carved out of marble.
All kinds of chimneys and pipes protruded out of the carriage, and a nagging voice came from inside."30 milliliters of bitter waiting mushroom solution. Goblin's spine…A piece of grey-flowered bamboo leaf…This is…" Then, there was an explosion from inside. The car window was opened and a man in a green robe climbed out in a sorry state."It's actually this kind of effect... It's too shocking…"
He lay on the ground and took a few deep breaths before he came back to his senses. He looked up and said,"Ji 'er Mountain? It's finally here. Where's my list of medicinal ingredients?。Hailo, do you know where my notebook is?”
The young man named Hai Luo didn't react at all. He drove the car quietly, and the smoke from the car fell a few meters away.
"What a stuffy jar…" The green-robed man shook his head.。。。Wait for me!"
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