"I hereby announce that Choulin Town's special conference on catching, catching, and identifying pigs begins now!!”The person on the stage was probably the mayor of Choulin Town. To be honest, he looked a little like Fan Wei.。。He sounded a little like Fan Wei.
"Is everyone here? Those who didn't come, please raise your hand!" He looked around and saw eight people sitting below. He nodded in satisfaction."About 90% of them are here.”
Choulin Town was located in the southeast of the big pigsty territory. It had seven villages under its jurisdiction. The seven village chiefs and the animal husbandry department were here.
"Let's begin the discussion. As everyone knows, a few days ago, a shocking incident happened in the livestock market. A pig actually killed a person! The Lord took this matter very seriously and urgently ordered me to send the corpse over, but the pig ran away. The purpose of this meeting is to discuss how to catch this pig.”
A village chief raised his hand.
"Chief of Dawang Bagaizi Village, please speak.”
"What's so special about that pig?"
"According to eyewitnesses, they look no different from ordinary pigs.”
"Then catch him."
"Don't say that. It's said that the pig was lined up by a group of pigs and carried to the livestock market. According to my analysis, it's a very rare pig king! It had Zhu Shen's aura! Wherever it passed, tens of thousands of pigs would worship it! Therefore, if this pig passed by somewhere, other pigs would definitely bow to it!”
The second village chief raised his hand.
"Big Toad Ravine Village Chief, please speak.”
"May I ask how a pig bows?”
"Erm... This…" The mayor pondered for a moment. I've never seen him before."
"Then why are you blabbering?"
"No, that was an obscure and elegant expression! This meant that the other pigs would be very respectful to him!”
The third village chief raised his hand.
"Chief of the big snot bubbling shed, please speak.”
"How respectful can they be? Can you teach us?"
"Okay." The mayor climbed to the podium and was about to learn when he realized that something was wrong."How can I, the dignified mayor, be respectful like a pig?？I'm going to deprive you of your right to speak! Only listen to me, no questions!!”
He walked a few rounds with his hands behind his back."Our special seminar on catching pigs, catching pigs, and identifying pigs is very serious and serious. The so-called catching pigs means that if you find a pig that is particularly respectful to it, you have to immediately pounce on it! As for catching a pig, since it had already pounced over, then it must be caught. If it couldn't even catch a pig, then there was no point in being a village chief! And this pig identification is to bring the pig to the livestock market in our town and let it identify the crime scene!”
The manager of the animal husbandry department could not sit still anymore."It's easy to catch a pig, but how do we do this?”
"Are you deaf? You're asking a pig to identify the crime scene!”
"How does a pig identify a crime scene?”
The mayor thought for a while." This pig, I heard that when he first came to the livestock market, he was wearing a crown and a yellow robe! After killing someone, he quickly fled and disappeared! This meant that this was a pig with human intelligence! Identification of the crime scene is a piece of cake!"
The manager scratched his head. A normal person would have run away long ago after the accident. Even if they were dragged to the crime scene, wouldn't it be fine if they pretended to be an ordinary pig?”
The mayor slapped his head." Aiya, the enemy is too cunning. It's impossible to guard against them. What should we do?"。。。。。Wait! Your right to speak has also been deprived by me!! In short, we have to carry out this task in every household and pigsty to ensure that no suspicious pigs are spared in the town! Report to me immediately if there are any problems! That's it. Meeting dismissed!" With that, he strode away, leaving the seven village chiefs dumbfounded.
As soon as he pushed open the meeting room door, the secretary was outside."Mayor, His Lordship has sent two people.”
"Aiyo! Why didn't you tell me earlier? Quickly bring me there!"
The secretary brought him to the main hall and saw a green-robed man and a red-haired man sitting in the guest seats. He quickly walked up and said,"Nice to meet you. Sorry for not welcoming you. Aiya, why didn't the Feudal Lord inform me when he sent someone?”
The man in green stood up and cupped his fists." Hello, Mr. Town Mayor. I am Liu Chengfeng. This is Hai Luo. May I ask if you have any news about the pig?"”
"Soon! Today, the seven village chiefs of our town are finally gathered together! I just held a special seminar on catching pigs, catching pigs, and identifying pigs! They've already set off to catch the pigs!"
"Very good, very good. Thank you for your trouble. Since you still have no news, I'll take my leave first.”As he spoke, the green-robed man led the red-haired man out quickly.
"Eh? Eh? He left just like that? Let's find a place to make two cups!"
"No, I don't drink."
"Then just eat anything! Eh? He really left? If you have the time, go to the Lord and put in a good word for me!!”
The green-robed man turned around and smiled, but there was a hint of impatience in his expression."I remember."
"Hey…" The mayor scratched his head." What kind of person is this? He's so arrogant. He must be the Lord's favorite." What's his name again?"
"Liu Chengfeng." The secretary flipped through his notes." An internationally renowned scholar. He has won the Robert Prize five times. He has written more than ten books that have caused a stir in the academic world, such as 'The Cause of Qi',' The Reason and Analysis of the Separation of Qi','Does the Transmigrator Exist?',' Did the Pig or the Pig Egg Come First', and so on. He has also attended dinners with the kings of three countries.”
"F * ck..." "Big shot," the mayor patted his head.。This was really a big shot…This kind of person came to our small place for a pig? What about the guy beside him?"
"Hai Luo, unknown background. It is said that he is the number one expert by the Lord's side.”
"F * ck…It's too scary..." The mayor covered his head." My behavior today was a little disrespectful. They won't find trouble with me, will they?"”
"Don't worry." The secretary closed the notebook." I'm here for the pig. I don't take you seriously at all."”
"Oh my god, this pig is actually more important than my status?”The mayor scratched his head with his fingers. He still had to hold a meeting! He had to think of a foolproof plan to catch this pig!!”
"How many days has it been?" Liu Chengfeng climbed onto the carriage while Hai Luo sat in the driver's seat. He calmly raised his right arm and extended three fingers.
"It's been three days…They had only gathered seven village chiefs to hold a meeting to catch pigs.”He covered his head with his hands in pain." These people are really freeloaders. Hailo, let's find a way to find pigs ourselves."”
Hailo shrugged and picked up the horsewhip.
" Alright, alright." Looking at the bustling streets around him, he scratched his head."This pig is indeed impossible to find. Take me to the medicinal herb market first. I'll go buy some local specialty medicinal herbs. There are a few especially rare ones... If they couldn't buy it, they could only go up the mountain to pick it themselves.”
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