" Ah!" The first ray of sunlight shone in through the gap. He got up from the grass nest and stretched his body. Then, he put on the crown made of wicker, pulled open the curtain made of leaves, and looked around from above.
This was the inner altar that Boss Gang had made. It had been installed with a roof and transformed into a bedroom. Looking down, there was a group of deer kneeling neatly below. There were about a hundred of them. They hummed in pig language in unison,"Long live my emperor!”
The early morning mountain breeze blew past his bedroom. He shivered and his face was full of joy."No need for formalities! Rise!"
"Thank you so much!" Then, the deer got up and went back to doing what they were doing.
It was so exciting to be able to come to this mountain to enjoy the feeling of being an emperor. He narrowed his eyes. After defeating Boss Gang, he ordered San Lu to gather all the small animals in the mountain and show them his skills to let them know that he was the new king of the mountain. If they didn't listen, they would die! Dumby broke the big tree, and May carried the trunk. He was in charge of commanding. Now, his palace had begun to take shape! He even asked Dumby to teach them a few words of pig language and come to the morning court every day! After a few days of torment, they finally settled down. Aiyo, this is the life of a pig!
He walked out of the bedroom with his head held high. A small bridge had been built on the lake. He walked to the platform in the middle of the bridge and shouted, Where's my breakfast?"
"Your Majesty, please eat!" Deer A B walked over with some fish and fruits in its mouth.
This was the bad thing about being an emperor. He had to cook his own food.。。And... He opened his mouth to spit fire and roast the fish. Before it was cooked, a shout came from the cave in the lake,"Good! Fragrance! Ah!" Then, something turned into a whirlwind and rushed over to pick up the grilled fish and began to eat it.
That's right, there's also that fool, Adai, who comes to snatch my imperial food every meal! If you weren't my capable general, I would have roasted you long ago!
"Impudent!" "Where's General Dumb's share?" he scolded Deer AG.？”
"I deserve to die!" "I'll go and prepare it now!" Lu A quickly knelt down.!”
"Hurry up!" Beside him was the sound of Dumby eating. He leaned against a pile of dry grass and looked at the lake, mountains, and the morning sun in front of him, squinting his eyes in happiness.
"Husband ~" A very soft voice came over, causing him to shiver. He saw that Mei was like a flower in the wind, swaying from east to west as she walked towards him with cat-like steps!
"I told you not to call me husband. If you call me husband again, I won't recognize you! Call him emperor!"
"I've never even heard of the word emperor.。。”
"This word is a hundred times more intimate than husband!! Only a diamond marriage where they could grow old together and be buried together after death could be called the husband's emperor!!!”
"I see! Your Majesty!"
"Hey!" He closed his eyes comfortably.
"Emperor, such a beautiful scenery and such delicious food ~~ I'm afraid you're lacking a beauty to liven things up for you.”
He nodded and stuffed a Yamanashi into his mouth. You're right, I do lack a beauty. Actually, I don't just lack a beauty. I lack three thousand beauties in my harem.
"Emperor, this beauty will present you with a beautiful dance to liven things up!”As she spoke, Mei began to shake her head and shake her ears under the beautiful lake and mountains. What kind of dance could a pig do with that body of hers? Mei seemed to have suffered from rabies and epilepsy.
He spat out all the Yamanashi in his mouth."Wait a minute! A beauty, not a pig! And what the hell are you jumping for!”
"This is the sure-kill method to charm boars within a 20-mile radius-the sow's electric eyes shake dance ~~~" As Mei said this, she shot him a glance, and blood flowed out of his mouth again. Just then, Deer A B brought new food over, so he hurriedly called Mei."Beauty queen! Stop jumping! Don't tire yourself out and lose weight! Come over quickly, I'll roast the fish you love!”
"Your Majesty! You really dote on me too much!" May walked over with tears in her eyes.
He heaved a sigh of relief. The pig dance was deadly.
"Your Majesty! I just raided Boss Gang's house and moved all his collections here!”In the distance, Deer C led a team of deer over.
"Bring it up and let zhen take a look!”
Needless to say, the wood element was really convenient. Boss Gang's collection mainly consisted of exotic flowers and herbs. The flower pots were all made by him using qi. They were exquisite and beautiful. The flowers and plants inside were also exceptionally lush! The first pot made him widen his eyes!
The first pot was a small tree with red fruits on it. When he smelled the tree carefully, he felt a numbing sensation.。。He couldn't help but take a bite and chew it. This, this, this is pepper!
"Leave it here."
The second pot was a flower with small leaves and small yellow flowers. At first glance, it looked a little like a rape flower, but there was a small sheath on it. He carefully pondered and stood up! God, you're too good to me! His future meals would be very nourishing. This was cumin!! He waved his big hoof. Put it next to the pot just now!"
The third pot was a mushroom. This mushroom was amazing! This mushroom was completely silver in color, and there were even golden spots on it! It felt as if it was wrapped in a layer of tinfoil, shining brightly under the sun! It was obvious that it was not an ordinary item!
After his surprise, he first looked at Dumby. Very good. Fish was delicious, but the problem was that it had thorns. He had to be very careful when eating it. That idiot was carefully gnawing on the fish while picking out the bones. His attention was all on the fish.
You've eaten a Rainbow Mushroom, a Lingzhi, and a Peaches of Immortality since you came up the mountain. It's finally my turn!! Thinking of this, he swallowed the mushroom in one gulp at lightning speed!!
" Emperor!?" It was so fast that it scared Amy and Deer C who were moving the things.
"What's wrong?" "Everything on Ji 'er Mountain belongs to me!" he said, putting on an imposing manner. I want to eat this mushroom now! If you want to eat tomorrow, then eat tomorrow! Is there a problem?"
Deer C blinked." But this is a mushroom that will cause hallucinations and drool after eating it."”
He tilted his head in a daze.”
"The worst case scenario is that he will die from constipation for seven days and seven nights!"”
"F * ck!" He quickly rushed to the side of the table and pressed his hoof under his tongue to induce vomiting.
"Tell me, who is stronger, this new emperor or boss Gang?”A deer was strolling around when it happened to bump into another deer.
"Who knows? Boss is dead anyway.”The other deer looked quite happy.""It's good that the eldest young master is gone. There are no deer bullying us anymore. Other than having to wake up early every day to shout long live, it doesn't affect our lives anymore.”
"Sigh, I envy you. I even got them to arrange a job for me.”
"Oh! I should be envious of you! So you're a public official now?？”
"What kind of lousy public official is this! Look!" The deer raised its neck, and a straw rope was tied to a wooden sign on its neck. On it were three crooked words,'Little Drill Wind'."He gave me the name of Little Drill Wind and asked me to patrol the mountains. I had to sing as I patrolled. The king asked me to patrol the mountains.”
"That's still a public official! Iron rice bowl!"
"Go, go, go. Come on, what's there to patrol this mountain for?”
"Alright, go patrol the mountain. When the grass behind the mountain grows, I'll go and take a few bites.”
"Aiyo, you brat, you're so free!”It watched the deer walk away leisurely and sighed as it continued to sing,""The king asked me to patrol the mountain. Eeeee, be careful of that Sun Wukong. Eeeee!”
As it sang and walked, it came to the vicinity of the mountain road and saw a carriage swaying up the mountain. The driver was a muscular red-haired man!
Ji 'er Mountain was a plant protection area. There were all kinds of precious plants growing there, and it was rarely visited by people all year round. It blinked and reacted,""Human? There are humans coming up the mountain?"
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