The room wasn't messy. Not only was it not messy, but it was also very tidy. The entire room was pink, and even the curtains were pink. It was obviously a woman's room, and it was also a very cute and comfortable room. There was a bed in the middle of the room, and Zhuo Mufan wasn't surprised to see a woman lying on it.
What he couldn't believe was that this woman was still sleeping!
He, who was sleeping next door, was woken up by the alarm clock, but this woman was still asleep!
Looking carefully, there were alarm clocks everywhere in this woman's room. On the cabinet, on the windowsill, on the floor... There were forty-six of them!
Forty-six! It rang one after another. No wonder it was so noisy…
Zhuo Mufan sat on the bed and carefully examined the sleeping woman. Her long, messy hair was pressed under her body, and a few strands of hair were mischievously covering her face. Her long eyelashes were thick and dense, like two small fans. She had a pair of curved eyebrows, a small nose, and a pair of pinkish lips…
Pink lips?
Zhuo Mufan's eyes lit up as he smiled. "I've worn out my iron shoes and searched for nothing, but it didn't take much effort to find it.”
Based on the shape of her cherry lips, he recognized that she was the woman who had saved him, Die Sha!
Perhaps it was because the weather was too hot, but the cold that should have covered her body was curled up in her arms, revealing a pair of slender and fair legs.
She was wearing a cute pink top and a pair of black hot pants, revealing a small part of her fair belly. As she breathed evenly, her fair belly rose and fell gently.
Zhuo Mufan was stunned. She wasn't a stunning beauty, but he had forgotten why he was here. Even the female soldiers next door scolding Tang Xiaotian for letting him go didn't catch his attention.
Zhuo Mufan's mind was in a mess as he reached out a wolf's paw to touch Xuan Pinrou's bare arm. A minute ago, he would never admit that he would do such a thing to a woman.
The conclusion that " women are trouble " disappeared from his mind.
Sometimes, women looked cute too. His brain automatically ignored the fact that women were scarier when they were fierce.
Her skin was so cold that it was at a completely different temperature from the heat between his fingers. Zhuo Mufan frowned. Why was she still so cool in such hot weather? His body was already covered in sweat.
Suddenly, he was curious. Was this woman's entire body so cool?
His curiosity was piqued, and he actually reached out to touch all of the woman's exposed skin-her face, neck, shoulders, arms, belly, thighs…
Since he had touched all the places he could, he finally admitted that this woman's body was very cool. Not only was it cool, but her skin was also soft and smooth, just like the finest silk. So this was how a woman's skin felt…
No wonder most men were so passionate about getting a girlfriend and getting married.
All of a sudden, he had the desire to get married. If his wife was her, perhaps he would be willing. At least, he liked her sleeping posture and her lips.
After living for thirty years, this was the first time he had the feeling of longing for a woman. He could not help but imagine the feeling of holding her soft and fragrant body in his arms.
" Wake up... wake up... bell... wake up... wake up..." The alarm rang again.
Xuan Pinrou suddenly kicked Zhuo Mufan in the waist. Zhuo Mufan groaned as he lay prone on the bed. He covered his mouth with his hand and didn't dare to make a sound, afraid that he would attract the noisy female soldiers next door.
A drop of sweat fell down. It was so painful!
This woman's attacks…No, her kicks were even more ruthless than her attacks!
An ordinary person would probably have lost half their life after being kicked by her…
Alright, he still thought that women were trouble, but the woman in front of him was cute trouble. At least she could make his eyes eat " ice cream."
Eating a bunch of " ice cream " that could cool one's heart in the hot summer was really a great enjoyment, wasn't it?
In fact, if he wanted to eat ice cream, he only needed to say so and a large truck of " ice cream " would be delivered to his door for free. However, those who took the initiative to come to him were the ones he avoided. This kind of secretly eating was the real excitement!
The noise next door gradually faded away and then disappeared.
Zhuo Mufan knew that his mother must have left with her men, and he couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. Then, he heard Tang Xiaotian's curses. Of course, he was the one who was scolding him for causing so much trouble. Then, he heard Tang Xiaotian slamming the door behind him. It seemed like he wouldn't be coming home again.
He knew with his knees that the room next door must be bugged and monitored. In order to catch him, his mother had spent a lot of money. This kind of spy equipment could be seen everywhere he lived. The most frustrating thing was that he had to pay for all these things.
He reached out and rubbed his waist that was hurting from the kick. Looking at the person who was still sleeping soundly, he could not help but feel indignant. How could she sleep so soundly? However, he would be so noisy that he would not even be able to have a good sleep.
He reached out to grab her shoulders and pushed her roughly.
Twenty minutes later, Zhuo Mufan retracted his hand in defeat and wiped the sweat off his face. He couldn't wake this woman up at all. He couldn't believe that such a woman existed in this world.
At the same time, he was secretly glad that she had met him. If the person who had barged in was a man who wanted to harm her, then she would be in trouble.
Suddenly, a wicked smile appeared on his face. He bent down and shouted in her ear,"Your house is on fire!"
Xuan Pinrou was mumbling something in her sleep. She frowned and turned over, continuing to snore softly as if she couldn't hear anything.
Zhuo Mufan's face darkened. He couldn't help but wonder if this woman was faking it. He leaned into her ear again and said fiercely,""If you don't open your eyes, I'll rape you!! Ah!"
Zhuo Mufan clutched his left eye in pain. This woman had given him a black wheel in his sleep, and it was a solid punch. If she was awake, he might feel better. After all, she was the Butterfly Demon, and her skills were better than his. It was not surprising that she could hit him. The problem was that she was still asleep!
He never dreamed that he would one day be beaten by a woman who was unconscious. This was really embarrassing!
You can't wake me up, right? Alright, I won't call you Grandpa anymore.
Zhuo Mufan took off his shirt and removed the belt from his pants. He kicked his shoes and turned off all the alarms.
Finally, he lay down beside Xuan Pinrou. He had been exhausted for the past few days, so he wanted to catch up on some sleep!!
This bed is so soft! It was much more comfortable than Tang Xiaotian's bed next door.
"Ah! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late…"
Xuan Pinrou screamed as she sat up. She picked up the alarm clock on the bedside table and checked the time. She got off the bed and ran to the bathroom. She spent three minutes using the bathroom, washing her face, brushing her teeth, and combing her hair. Then, she rushed back to the bedroom like a train. She ran to the wardrobe and opened it to take out an apple-green skintight top and a pair of black denim shorts. Then, she took out a set of green silk underwear from the chest of drawers. She took off her clothes and put them on.
Zhuo Mufan rubbed his bruised eyes as he sat up. He stared at her with his mouth agape. He didn't make a sound even when she rushed out the door.
He wouldn't be a man if he didn't eat this free and eye-catching ice cream!
It was a man's nature to eat and sleep!
But…what kind of woman was she? Was there something wrong with her eyes? She actually didn't see him sitting here alone?
However, Zhuo Mufan immediately knew what kind of woman Xuan Pinrou was.
Ten seconds later, Xuan Pinrou ran back to the bedroom door. She looked at him cautiously and asked coldly,"Who are you? How did he get in? Why are you sleeping on my bed? Don't say that you're an alien who fell from the sky!!”
Perhaps it was because of the dark circles on Zhuo Mufan's eyes and his bare upper body, but she didn't recognize the man in front of her.
Zhuo Mufan was still in a daze. The scene of Xuan Pinrou changing was still in front of him.
Xuan Pinrou lifted her right leg and a Winnie the Pooh alarm clock flew to Zhuo Mufan.
He was caught off guard and did not dodge. He only felt a pain in front of his eyes, and two streams of heat flowed down his nose. He groaned and covered his nose, and his head instantly woke up. He felt that his hands were hot, wet, and sticky. He raised his hand and saw that his hands were covered in blood. He…he…he actually got a nosebleed from an alarm clock!
Humiliation, this was simply the greatest humiliation!
"How can you hit people so casually?"
He stood up in anger after being beaten by the same woman. He glared at Xuan Pinrou, who was already in front of him. The two nosebleeds made him look like a non-threatening person, and even a funny one.
Xuan Pinrou didn't want to be outdone." You're lucky I hit you!"”
After saying that, she kicked Zhuo Mufan in the stomach and threw him onto the bed. She then rushed to the bed and grabbed the bedsheet, wrapping it tightly around him. Then, she jumped onto the bed and used one leg to suppress Zhuo Mufan, who was struggling non-stop, so that he couldn't break free no matter how hard he struggled.
"Let me go!" Zhuo Mufan shouted in a sorry state.”
"Let you go? If you let me go just like that, wouldn't I lose face? I hate perverts like you the most in my life. I'll definitely send you to jail today!”
Xuan Pinrou landed a punch on Zhuo Mufan's head, and the pain almost made him cry.
She reached for the phone on the bedside table and dialed 110. "The police station? I want to call the police. I caught a pervert who broke into my room…"
"I'm not a pervert!" he said painfully.
"Not a pervert? "You're either a pervert or a thief. Come quickly, my address is…" She told him the address of her residence.
"Hey, can you not be so impulsive?”Zhuo Mufan shouted.
Xuan Pinrou hung up and punched him on the left cheek."You look like a decent person, but you actually did such a despicable thing. Fortunately, the person you met today was me. If it were anyone else, wouldn't they have been ruthlessly destroyed and robbed by you? What are you staring at? Are your eyes big? The person who did bad things still looks so righteous.”
Zhuo Mufan felt dizzy. This woman was a hag!
She dialed another number." Kitten, I've caught a pervert. You can hand it in yourself today!”
"Can you not be so impulsive and listen to my explanation first?”He tried to communicate with her.
"Don't even think about telling me that you have a ninety-year-old high school and a young child. I definitely won't believe it!”
Xuan Pinrou put down the phone and took out a piece of silk rope as thick as a pinky finger. She tied up Zhuo Mufan, who was already wrapped tightly in the bedsheet.
" You…You…" Zhuo Mufan was speechless. He knew that he was in the wrong to appear here.
He was a man who no one dared to provoke. With just a cold look from him, all the women who came close to him were scared to death. No woman had ever dared to touch him, let alone tie him up like a meat dumpling. He must have had a bad year to meet such a hag.
For the first time in his life, he wanted to cry. Who would save him?
Xuan Pinrou stood in front of the bed, glaring at the man who was struggling on the bed. She sneered,"Don't waste your energy. No one I tied up could break free. You should feel lucky that I didn't tie you up like a pig. I think even the police wouldn't want them to see you like that. Also, don't expect anyone to save you. You're going to jail!”
Zhuo Mufan stopped struggling. He wasn't afraid of going to jail, he was afraid of his mother. He could imagine how his mother would react when she heard that he had broken into a woman's room and slept next to her. Other than thinking of ways to send him and this woman to a pile, he couldn't think of anything else. However, such a fierce woman…it was better to kill him!
He felt that he must be crazy to want to find her back then. He admitted that there must be something wrong with his eyes. Why did he think she was cute when he first saw her? And he actually had the thought of marrying this woman. A sleeping woman was indeed different from when she was awake…
No, she was also so fierce when she was sleeping!
However, the scene he saw just now was really pleasing to the eye. This woman's chest was chest, waist was waist, buttocks were buttocks…
Cough, what was he thinking? He was already beaten up like a pervert, yet he was still thinking about this.
Xuan Pinrou threw another punch at him and scolded,"You pervert, what are you thinking? Speak! How much did you see just now?"
Zhuo Mufan's face was covered in blood, and he had a wicked smile on it. He said fearlessly,""I've seen what I should and shouldn't have seen…"
" You, you still dare to say that you're not a pervert? I'll beat you to death…" Xuan Pinrou's face was red with embarrassment as she continued to kick and punch him.
Zhuo Mufan twisted his body and cried out in pain,""Hey, stop hitting me. I didn't do it on purpose. You didn't even see me sitting here and now you're blaming me.”
"You still dare to say that this is my house? You trespassed on my house and you still want to reason with me? I'll beat you to death!" She punched him twice again.
"If you kill me, you'll be sued!”Zhuo Mufan groaned inwardly. Why was this woman's fist harder than a brick?
"Even if I have to go to court, I have to get rid of the evil for the people. Today, you broke into my house, and tomorrow, you might break into someone else's house.”
"If it weren't for your alarm clock, I wouldn't have come into your house even if you beat me to death.”Zhuo Mufan roared. He had no choice but to use this as an excuse.
Xuan Pinrou picked up an oversized dinosaur alarm clock that appeared out of nowhere and stopped in midair. "Alarm…alarm clock?"
"That's right! An alarm clock!" Zhuo Mufan felt dizzy, but he continued to roar,""Try what it feels like to be woken up by a bunch of alarm clocks in the morning. Do you think I want to barge into a private house? Do you know how long I've been calling you? Sleep, you only know how to sleep! You can't see me here. Can you blame me for running to change my clothes? You're blaming me for your eyes."
Xuan Pinrou slowly put away her dinosaur alarm clock, a guilty look on her face. "Even so, you can't just barge into my house and sleep next to me! Besides, why didn't you say anything when you saw me changing? You obviously want to eat ice cream…"
Thinking about how she had been seen naked, her face began to heat up. How embarrassing!
If others knew about this, she might as well not be a human anymore. She would just hang herself with noodles.
However, she also felt that it was strange. Although the alarm clock in the morning would not wake her up under normal circumstances, when danger or strangers sneaked into her room, even if she was unconscious a second ago, she would immediately wake up. Why did she not notice that such an adult had entered her room and slept beside her? Things were a little strange…
"Let me go!" Zhuo Mufan ordered in an unpleasant tone.
"Even if you have a reason, you shouldn't have trespassed into a private house. How dare you be so fierce? After the police take you away, I'll sue you to death!”Xuan Pinrou had always been one to be coaxed, but not forced. Seeing the man's fierce face, she wasn't afraid of him, and was even fiercer than him.
Zhuo Mufan gritted his teeth." I'll say it again," he said coldly." Let me go!"”
"I won't let go. Bite me!"
At this moment, there was a knock on the door. Xuan Pinrou quickly ran to open the door, only to see a cold-looking police officer standing there.
Xuan Pinrou led the police into the room." Officer, hurry up and take this guy away. I want to sue him for trespassing and attempted rape…"
Zhuo Mufan narrowed his eyes as he sized up the police officer. It was an old acquaintance. This guy used to be in a gang under him, but later he went to the police academy. His name was Su Hancheng. How unlucky. He actually saw such an embarrassing appearance. I wonder if he recognized me?
He took a deep breath. Although he was in a sorry state, he still had a smile on his face. "Honey, don't be so willful. I admit that it's my fault for making you angry. I won't hold it against you for beating me up like this, but it's really wrong of you to disturb the police officer. I'm sorry, officer. It's my fault for making my fiancée angry. Please don't blame her.”
Su Hancheng was stunned when he saw Zhuo Mufan, but when he heard his voice, he grinned meaningfully at him and coughed twice before looking at Xuan Pinrou.
"Miss, it's okay for you to quarrel with your fiancé, but don't call the police as soon as you quarrel. Your behavior is a waste of police force. The police have the right to sue you.”
Zhuo Mufan continued," Mr. Policeman, I'll leave everything to you. My fiancée didn't mean to mess with the police. It's all my fault. If you want to sue me, just sue me."”
Su Hancheng sighed." Miss, you beat up your fiancé like this, but he's still protecting you. Such a good man is rare. Don't go too far. A good man needs to know how to control himself."”
" You…" Xuan Pinrou was dumbfounded. She didn't know when this stranger had become her fiancé. She glared at him with murderous eyes. Would it be troublesome to cut his tongue out in front of the police?
Zhuo Mufan laughed in his heart. He knew that Su Hancheng recognized him and was helping him, so he pretended to be serious and said to Xuan Pinrou,""Darling, let me go!”
He chose to ignore her murderous gaze. She couldn't kill him in front of the police anyway.
"You…you bastard, you despicable bastard, don't talk nonsense!”Xuan Pinrou was so angry that she wanted to rush over and beat him up again.
"Miss, this is where you're wrong," Su Hancheng said."Your fiancé is a grown man, so how could he not be able to defeat you?" He didn't fight back and was still protecting you after being beaten up by you. This proves that he loves you very much. Don't be willful…"
Xuan Pinrou almost choked on her saliva. Could he beat her? It wasn't that she was arrogant, but there were probably less than ten men in the world who could beat her. As for the one in front of her, she had some muscles and probably learned boxing, judo, taekwondo, and other martial arts. It wouldn't be a problem for her to beat up local ruffians and hooligans…Hit her? Save it.
Su Hancheng untied Zhuo Mufan and released him.
"Hey, don't let go of him. He's really a pervert!”
Xuan Pinrou tried to stop him, but Su Hancheng stopped her. The other party was a police officer, and she couldn't attack him, although she really wanted to knock this idiot unconscious.
"Sir, do you want to sue her for domestic violence?”Su Hancheng sympathetically asked Zhuo Mufan, whose limbs had finally been freed.
Violent violence? She even raped him! How could it be considered domestic violence when they had nothing to do with each other? Xuan Pinrou was impressed by the policeman's imagination.
"No, there's no need. We just had a small argument, and it's all my fault. It's only right for my fiancée to be angry.”Zhuo Mufan sent the police away with a smile on his face, his eyes sending out a message that said," Get lost!"
"You're willing to marry such a barbaric woman? If it were me, I would have broken up with her long ago! Do you want to consider breaking up with her? " I know a lot of gentle and considerate women. I can introduce you to them…" Su Hancheng felt sorry for Zhuo Mufan and pretended not to see the hint in his eyes.
Zhuo Mufan gritted his teeth and glared at him. "Thank you for your kindness, but I have never considered breaking up with my fiancée. I love her very much, and it's hard to tell when it comes to relationships. Women are only cute when they occasionally throw a little temper. That's what makes them have character. I don't like women who are gentle and have no opinions.”
Su Hancheng turned away from Zhuo Mufan, planning to persuade Xuan Pinrou. A violent woman who dared to beat their boss up like this should be banned from appearing within 50 kilometers of their boss. If people knew that Zhuo Mufan had been in such a situation in his jurisdiction, he would end up a million times worse than Zhuo Mufan.
"I think this police officer must have a very busy official business to deal with, so we won't delay you.”
Zhuo Mufan took two steps forward and gently placed his hand on Su Hancheng's shoulder. His voice was gentle and polite, but it made Su Hancheng tremble in fear.
"Uh…I do have a lot of work to do. If there's anything, you can look for me.”Su Hancheng decided to play it safe and turned to Xuan Pinrou. "Alright, it's hard for an honest official to resolve family matters. You guys have a good talk. Miss, don't hit him anymore. If you beat your fiancé away, your long-term meal ticket will disappear.”
Zhuo Mufan pushed him out of the door. "We won't send you off."
With a bang, the door closed.
Zhuo Mufan let out a sigh of relief and walked into Xuan Pinrou's bathroom to wash the blood off his face. After washing his face, he saw a bruised face. He couldn't help but shake his head. This woman was really ruthless. The pain on his body reminded him that he had many wounds.
Zhuo Mufan smiled wryly at the mirror. Although he didn't have a face like Tang Xiaotian's, his face was still pretty. But now, his mother probably wouldn't recognize him even if he was face-to-face with her. He was no different from a pig head!
Looking down again, the bruises on her body were even more spectacular, especially the one on her stomach. It was simply shocking. It was really hard to imagine that she was so slender and weak. How could she have such great strength?
Fortunately, it was him. If it were any other man who had been beaten up like this today, he would probably have died long ago.#
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