Xuan Pinrou sat on the small sofa in the living room with a belly full of anger. It was her first time trying to be a good citizen, and she was met with such a white-eyed policeman. She glared at Zhuo Mufan as he walked out of the bathroom, as if she wanted to cut him into pieces.
Zhuo Mufan looked around the living room. The sky-blue walls, beige floor tiles, small wooden coffee table, bright orange sofa, everything was filled with a warm feeling.
"What are you looking at? The door is over there. Get lost!"
Zhuo Mufan stood in the middle of the living room and said awkwardly,""You don't recognize me?"
Xuan Pinrou rolled her eyes at him." Is there a law that says I have to know a pervert?”
She was not very satisfied with the injuries she had caused on his body. If she had not used less than 10% of her strength in fear of killing him, he would have become a corpse by now.
"I'm not a pervert!" Zhuo Mufan felt a little guilty. He had indeed taken advantage of her while she was asleep.
"Not a pervert? Who are you lying to! That idiot police believed you, but I don't believe you. Moreover, you actually used that kind of lousy excuse to get away. You're simply shameless to the extreme!”Not only did the idiotic police not arrest him, but he even let him go. He would definitely teach that idiotic police a lesson later.
Zhuo Mufan scratched his head in frustration and sat down beside her. "I had no choice. I'm really not a pervert. I was forced to climb over from the balcony next door.”
"Nonsense, the room next door is clearly my friend's room!”
" Next door…" Zhuo Mufan tried to explain.
"Enough, I don't want to listen to your nonsense. You can get lost!”Xuan Pinrou pointed at the door.
" I am…" He had not revealed his identity to her yet!
Before Zhuo Mufan could finish his sentence, Xuan Pinrou stood up and grabbed his arm, pulling him up from the sofa and towards the door. Zhuo Mufan struggled a few times, but he couldn't break free. As he was lost in thought, Xuan Pinrou opened the door and threw him out like trash.
Zhuo Mufan could only stare blankly at the tightly shut door.
"Darling, my clothes are still in your room!”Zhuo Mufan searched for a long time. After confirming that there was no electric bell at the woman's door, he went up and knocked on the door. He didn't want to walk on the street topless. The accused would make the headlines.
"Take your tattered clothes and disappear from my house immediately. Otherwise, I'll beat you up!”
The door opened, and a wrinkled white shirt and a similarly wrinkled suit jacket were thrown onto Zhuo Mufan's head. The door slammed shut.
When Zhuo Mufan pulled his clothes off his head, he saw the tightly shut door.
If this woman thought that she could get rid of him like this, then she was wrong. If a man was bad, he could always anger a woman to death. He was beaten up by her, so he should at least get some benefits back.
Zhuo Mufan put on his shirt as he shouted loudly,""Darling, don't throw a tantrum at me. I know I was wrong. It's really bad of you to push me out every time we quarrel! If you don't like that three-carat diamond ring, I'll buy you another five-carat one. Open the door quickly. Don't be willful. Darling, at least give me back my belt…"
Zhuo Mufan pricked his ears to listen, but there wasn't any movement inside, so he raised his hand and knocked on the door. "Honey, let's go buy it right away, okay? I'll agree to whatever diamond ring you want. Don't be angry. It's not good for the baby in your stomach…"
Since she had already said so much, she was not afraid that she would not come out.
The door suddenly opened, and Xuan Pinrou appeared with a sharp kitchen knife in her hand. The edge of the knife shone with a terrifying light. " You shameless scoundrel, how dare you ruin my reputation here? I'll chop you up and throw you into the Pacific Ocean to feed the sharks…"
Zhuo Mufan was scared out of his wits when he saw the knife. He retreated as he explained,""I…I'm joking. You…be careful, this thing can kill people!”
"Yes, I want to hack you to death!" Xuan Pinrou swung her saber.
Zhuo Mufan ducked to dodge the attack. He reached out with both hands, his right hand grabbing her waist tightly and his left hand grabbing her right wrist that was holding the knife. He smiled. "I was joking. Why did you take it seriously? Stop fooling around, okay? What if the neighbors don't look good when they come out…"
"Not good? I thought you only knew the word 'shameless.' Now you remember that there are neighbors here. When you said you were going to buy me a five-carat diamond ring, why didn't you think that I would have neighbors here? Why didn't you think that there would be neighbors here when you said that I was carrying your baby?”Xuan Pinrou kicked him in the stomach, then stomped on the back of his foot, breaking free from his grip while he screamed in pain.
Xuan Pinrou turned around and rushed back to her room. A moment later, she walked out of the door with her purse in one hand and the belt that Zhuo Mufan had left in the other. She glared at Zhuo Mufan with a cold expression. Zhuo Mufan felt a chill run down his spine from her stare. He was about to speak when Xuan Pinrou suddenly stepped forward and wrapped the belt around his neck, pulling it all the way to the end.
"Do you want to marry me? Good! We'll go buy the ring and get it certified immediately. Don't forget! A five-carat ring. If it's one cent less, I'll cut off ten pounds of your flesh to make up for it!”
"Hey, I was really joking.”
Seeing that Xuan Pinrou was really angry, Zhuo Mufan panicked. He grabbed her wrist with one hand and tried to pull her fingers with the other, but he couldn't. He could only let Xuan Pinrou hold his hand and walk forward without any dignity. Wuuu…I hope that no one who knows him will see this.
"Are you kidding me? Who would believe that? Even the police wouldn't believe that you were joking.”
"You didn't close the door…"
" If I lose a grain of rice, you'll compensate me with diamonds…"
Zhuo Mufan wanted to cry. Heavens! Who could save him?
Walking out of the courthouse, the most depressed person was Zhuo Mufan. Looking at the marriage certificate in his hand, he felt like crying. If he had known that he would meet such a violent woman, he wouldn't have made such a joke. Although he did have the thought of marrying her when he saw her sleeping, it was not that fast. They would have to date for a while and see how their personalities were. He was still more traditional in this aspect, and the only thing he knew about her at the moment was!! First, she was fierce, and second, she was a butterfly fiend!
Forget it. His mother had been forcing him to get married anyway. This time, he really got married. However, he knew what would happen if his mother found out that he had gone to a civil marriage. At the very least, her ears would be ripped off.
The thing his mother wanted to do the most in her life was to hold a grand and lively wedding for him. Then, she would watch her daughter-in-law enter the house dressed up beautifully and show off to everyone who laughed at her for not having a daughter-in-law.
He was probably the most disheveled groom in the world. His face was covered in bruises, his suit was wrinkled, his hair was messy like a bird's nest, and his chin was full of stubble. Just now, when they were in court, the staff had been secretly persuading the bride to think twice, saying that she could marry a pig or a dog, but not a tramp…
Xuan Pinrou looked at the five-carat diamond ring on her finger with a smug expression. Zhuo Mufan had used a lot of money on it-it would be worth a lot of money if she sold it.
"Don't say that I didn't give you a way out. I'll divorce you if you prepare 50 million yuan for your maintenance. Alright, I'm going home. When you've prepared the money, you know where to find me. Bye!”After saying that, she planned to leave. Other people had to pay for their divorces, so she naturally had to do the same. Seeing the pile of gold and platinum cards in this man's wallet, she would be a fool if she didn't give him a good beating.
Zhuo Mufan turned a deaf ear to her words, his eyes widening as he stared at the name Xuan Pinrou on the marriage certificate. He stopped in his tracks and cried out,""Xuan Pinrou!"
"What are you screaming for? "What a loud voice…" Xuan Pinrou stopped walking, turned around, and kicked his calf with the tip of her high heel. "Did you see a cockroach? You scared me."
" You…you…" Zhuo Mufan pointed at her with a trembling finger." Your name is Xuan Pinrou?”
Xuan Pinrou rolled her eyes. Can't I be called Xuan Pinrou? Is this name your family's patent?”
"Who is Xuan Yisheng to you?" Zhuo Mufan asked cautiously.
"You know my brother?" Xuan Pinrou was a little surprised, but then she realized that her brother knew all sorts of people.
"Your…cough cough…your brother?" Zhuo Mufan screamed and choked on his saliva.
Xuan Pinrou glared at Zhuo Mufan. "What's wrong? Can't I?"
" It's not impossible, it's just a coincidence…" Zhuo Mufan suddenly laughed.
"Hey, are you playing chess? What was he laughing about? White teeth? "You're still laughing…" She threw a punch at him.
"I…Haha…I'm laughing…I'm laughing…It's so funny…Aiyo, don't be so rough, okay?”Zhuo Mufan rubbed his stomach, which had just been attacked, and took two steps back.
"If you laugh again, I'll send you to a mental hospital and let you associate with lunatics all day long!”Xuan Pinrou threatened.
Zhuo Mufan straightened his back, his hand secretly rubbing his aching stomach. "If you don't want to laugh, then don't laugh. I just want to say that we're all family.”
"Who's family with you? Is there something wrong with your brain? Don't think that you can get close to me just because you know my brother. There are many people who know him. I won't fall for your tricks!”
Zhuo Mufan smiled nonchalantly." Your brother's getting married the day after tomorrow, right?”
"Everyone who knows him knows!" Xuan Pinrou rolled her eyes." What does that have to do with you?”
"Alan is a person on my household register. What do you think this has to do with me?”
Xuan Pinrou was suspicious. She snatched the marriage certificate from Zhuo Mufan's hand and saw the name on it, and she couldn't help but exclaim,""Zhuo Mufan? You're Zhuo Mufan? The Zhuo Clan's security guard…Zhuo Mufan?”
"Obviously!" Zhuo Mufan nodded, gloating in his heart. Let's see how you're going to clean this up.
Xuan Pinrou's brother, Xuan Yisheng, was going to marry a woman named Zhou Ruilan. She was the adopted daughter of Zhuo Mufan's parents and was the closest to Zhuo Mufan. If she knew that Zhuo Mufan had been beaten up like this by Xuan Pinrou, she would definitely be heartbroken. She would cry whenever she felt pain, and her husband, who was also Xuan Pinrou's older brother, would naturally feel sorry for his wife. Xuan Pinrou would definitely be in a miserable state then.
Besides, Xuan Pinrou didn't forget that her mother wanted her to go on a blind date with Zhuo Mufan, and she used a smokescreen to stand him up.
"What do you think we should do next?”Zhuo Mufan asked cheerfully.
" I think we should wash our necks clean and wait for them to come and chop us up…" Xuan Pinrou murmured, shivering uncontrollably. She had heard too many stories about the crazy women in the Zhuo family. She wasn't afraid of them, but their relationship was different now. The Zhuo couple were her sister-in-law's adoptive parents, and her mother wanted this man to be her son-in-law. She felt like the world was in darkness.
No, he couldn't just sit there and wait for death!
Xuan Pinrou pulled herself together and grabbed Zhuo Mufan's arm. "Let's go through the divorce procedures immediately and keep our mouths shut about what happened today. Do you hear me?”
"I'm afraid things aren't that simple!" Zhuo Mufan's eyes flashed.
"What are your conditions?"
She decided not to return the favor. Anyway, as long as she didn't say anything, he would never know that she was the Die Sha who saved him. However, she didn't expect Zhuo Mufan to recognize her.
"The smoke bombs from Franklin Torres Hotel made your mother very angry.”Zhuo Mufan's lips curled into a smile." Your mother has always wanted me to be her son-in-law. I'm sure she'll be happy to hear this."”
Then, he could adopt Xiao Ling. He did not expect things to be so coincidental. It seemed that even God was helping her.
"No! You must not inform her!" Xuan Pinrou shook her head in fear.
"I really like chatting with your mother!”
"You…What are your conditions? Speak!"
"The condition, the condition in front of me is…I'm hungry!”Zhuo Mufan's stomach grumbled.
"You have so many gold cards in your wallet, and you're telling me you're hungry? Are you kidding me? There's a big restaurant in front. You can go in and eat as much as you want!”Xuan Pinrou glared at him.
Zhuo Mufan pointed at his face and clothes. "Miss, please take a good look. Which big restaurant would let a person like me in?”
"Isn't there a snack bar? The conditions weren't too high. Rich people could also eat the food of commoners. They could all fill their stomachs. Wouldn't it be the same no matter what they ate?”
"You didn't forget that I was hiding from someone, did you? Now that I'm here, I'm already in danger. If I continue to wander around, I guarantee that I'll be captured in less than an hour.”Zhuo Mufan was annoyed.
"What does that have to do with me? I'm not very familiar with you!" Xuan Pinrou didn't want to get into trouble.
Zhuo Mufan lowered his shoulders and looked at Xuan Pinrou with a wronged expression.
It was strange. This man was clearly more than 185 centimeters tall, his body was strong enough to rival a bodybuilder, and his appearance was a little fierce. However, he had a pair of clear and bright eyes. When he revealed that innocent and wronged gaze, it was enough to trigger the natural maternal instinct of any woman who still had a little love.
Especially…the black rings on his eyes that were caused by Xuan Pinrou.
She couldn't help but burst into laughter, and the atmosphere immediately eased up.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Your eyes…are so funny.”Xuan Pinrou pointed at his eyes and couldn't stop laughing.
"It's all because of you." Zhuo Mufan snapped.
"Alright, I'll treat you to a meal!”It would be great if a meal could get rid of him.
" I still need a place to stay…" With food and sleep, this was a happy life.
Xuan Pinrou kicked him angrily.”
He lowered his head and looked at the five-carat diamond ring. He had really lost a lot of money. He had actually gotten himself into so much trouble just to gamble. It was not worth it!
If he wanted to capture a man's heart, he had to capture his stomach first. Zhuo Mufan had to admit that his stomach was a little captured by this woman's cooking. Even though it was a simple mixed noodle dish, it was so delicious that it moved him.
In fact, he had eaten a lot of high-class meals. His family had hired three special chefs. However, what was strange was that although the dishes were exquisite and high-class every day, he always felt that something was missing. Now, he seemed to understand what was missing. He was touched.
He had never liked the feeling of being restrained. Strictly speaking, his family did not make him feel restrained. It was just that the food cooked by the three special chefs was always in line with the rules, making him feel that the atmosphere was very serious as soon as he sat at the dining table. Therefore, he would often sneak out to eat at roadside stalls. Sitting bare-chested with a group of brothers by the roadside drinking beer and eating snacks was his favorite.
Zhuo Mufan sat on the small sofa in the living room, eating Xuan Pinrou's mixed noodles as he explained why he was in her room. "Yesterday was my 30th birthday.”
"Oh, happy birthday!" Xuan Pinrou, who was also eating noodles, congratulated him insincerely.
"Thank you!" Zhuo Mufan grinned." My mom thinks that I'm already 30 years old, and it's a sin for me not to have a wife and a grandson for her to play with. So, she gathered a lot of rich ladies at my house to hold a birthday party for me. When I saw those women, I felt like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered facing a pack of hungry she-wolves. So, I made an excuse to go to the bathroom, climbed out of the window, climbed over the wall, and ran over to Xiaotian's place, planning to stay there for the night…"
Xuan Pinrou snorted in her heart. A man who went on blind dates all day long, he had no personality!
Zhuo Mufan continued," Who knew that I would be woken up by your Miss 'alarm clock early in the morning, and then my mother's phone call. I was planning to leave through the main entrance, but my mother was already at the door, so I had no choice but to climb onto the balcony to hide here. You also know that this is the sixth floor. Although it's not impossible to climb down, it's more or less difficult. Moreover, I don't know if there's anyone downstairs. I had no choice but to sneak into your house to hide for a while. Who knew that you were sleeping like a dead pig? No matter how I called you, you wouldn't wake up. Moreover, you didn't sleep well and even attacked me.”
"Are you courting death!" Xuan Pinrou put down her bowl and threw herself at him. "You dare to say that I look like a dead pig? You look like a pervert to me!"
Zhuo Mufan held the bowl and begged,""Miss, can you spare me? I'm already covered in wounds. I admit that it was my fault for using that excuse to lie to the police, but I really can't go to the police station because of this. It's not a big deal to be on television or in the newspapers.”
Although he didn't expect the ending to be like this, why did he have a feeling of willingness? Although this woman was very fierce, and although he was forced to sign the marriage certificate by her, he really felt very warm when she cooked noodles for him.
Tang Xiaotian was right. It felt really good to have a woman cook for him, and it was a fresh feeling that he had never had before. Uh…although that woman was very unwilling and complained.
Xuan Pinrou stopped and glared at him. "I'll let you off for now!"
"I really didn't do it on purpose. I didn't dare to go out at that time. The weather was hot and I was extremely sleepy, so I wanted to take a nap here. When you changed your clothes, I was woken up by your screams. I was still unconscious and froze when I saw you…"
"You still dare to say that!" "Then why didn't you close your eyes and turn your head away?"”
" I... I didn't realize what was going on..." Zhuo Mufan would never admit that he had deliberately looked at her. This woman was so cute when she blushed.
"This is not a reason!" Of course, Xuan Pinrou didn't believe him.
"I've already taken responsibility and married you to the end. If you continue to be aggressive, it'll be too ungentlemanly!”
"Women don't need to be polite. Don't you know that women are unreasonable?”Xuan Pinrou rolled her eyes at him and continued eating.
"I swear I didn't do it on purpose. Can you forgive me?”Zhuo Mufan carefully looked at Xuan Pinrou's red cheeks. They were as red as a ripe apple, making him want to bite them.
"Alright, I'll forgive you if you let me see it!”Xuan Pinrou said casually.
"You…are you serious?"
"I keep my word. If you dare to take it off, I dare to look!”It wasn't like she hadn't seen naked men before.
"Deal!" Zhuo Mufan put down the bowl in his hand and snatched the bowl from Xuan Pinrou's hand. He placed it on the coffee table and extended his right hand to her.
"What?" Xuan Pinrou was confused.”
"Pinky!" Zhuo Mufan's expression was unusually serious.
"Hit…cough…cough cough…pinky?”Xuan Pinrou choked on her saliva, and she didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "How old are you? Do you need a stamp?"
"Of course!" He grabbed her hand and hooked the little finger of his right hand around hers. He urged,"Quick, stamp it!"
His hands were so big and hot. His fingers were rough as he caressed her snow-white and smooth fingers. If it was in the cold winter, wouldn't it be very warm to be held by such a pair of hands?
Her heartbeat suddenly became irregular and she was in a daze. Why did his touch make her uncomfortable?
Zhuo Mufan saw that Xuan Pinrou didn't move, so he grabbed her thumb and touched it with his own. "Here, it's stamped!"
"You…You…Idiot!" Xuan Pinrou snapped back to her senses and flung his hand away. She blushed and stood up, wanting to leave, but he pulled her back. She fell back onto the sofa and grumbled,"What are you trying to do?"
"You already said that as long as I dare to take off my clothes, you will dare to look. Of course, I have to take off my clothes according to the audience's request. Don't even think about escaping!”
Xuan Pinrou stared blankly as Zhuo Mufan walked into the small living room.
"Look closely, I'm starting to take off my clothes!" Zhuo Mufan ruffled his messy hair even more, making himself look more decadent and sexy. The buttons on his shirt that were already half open revealed half of his chest, and he unbuttoned them, revealing his dark and firm chest. He slowly took off his shirt and threw it on the floor, then raised his eyebrows at her seductively.
Xuan Pinrou was dumbfounded-this man was really daring!
Unknowingly, her face turned even redder, like a cooked prawn. She did not take a closer look this morning, but now she realized that his figure was really not bad!
With his broad shoulders and narrow hips, it was obvious that he was someone who exercised a lot. Although his muscles were strong, they were not as exaggerated as those of a bodybuilder. If this figure was on the cover of a magazine, it would definitely make a lot of women drool. Even she wanted to drool.
There were about a dozen scars of different lengths on his chest. There were knife wounds, gunshot wounds, and even a whip wound. However, the most eye-catching one was probably the large bruise on his stomach that she had kicked out…Cough cough, she found an excuse for herself. A man always had some injuries to look like a man!
He, he, he…Those six packs are so tempting. I really want to go up and touch them…No, I can't think about it anymore. How can I be like a pervert?
Xuan Pinrou gulped and pinched her thigh!! Pain... Very good, his consciousness had somewhat recovered!
Zhuo Mufan took off his clothes while observing Xuan Pinrou's reaction. He didn't believe that she would dare to look at his naked body. His shirt was off, his belt was undone, and his zipper was unzipped. If he let go, his pants would fall to the ground.
"I…I remembered that I still have something to do. I'm going out. Goodbye!”Xuan Pinrou grabbed her backpack and rushed to the door.
Zhuo Mufan's hearty laughter rang out as the door slammed shut. He knew that she didn't have the guts to look at it. It turned out that this woman had many weaknesses. After suffering so much from her, it was time for him to hold his head high.
However, the more he looked at the marriage certificate, the more he felt that it was cute. He thought that he was already looking forward to his married life. Women were troublesome, but at the same time, they were cute animals.
Since she had already taken off her clothes, she might as well take a shower and sleep. It was rare to have such a free time.#
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