"Aiyo, my Master Zhang, what happened to you? This is the rhythm of death!"
Fatty Wang looked at Zhang Danian, who was unbelievably old. This guy might have a good relationship with Zhang Danian even if he was straightforward.
Zhang Danian gave Fatty Wang a strange look.
When she saw his appearance clearly, she clearly showed an expression of "a fat sheep delivered to her doorstep". She swayed his legs and flip-flops.
With a pretentious look, he sighed and said,"Sigh, time is like a butcher's knife!”
I looked at him with disdain.
It was probably because the food in prison was not good and the days inside were hard that they aged quickly.
Look, his hair was shaved off by the Pig Slaughtering Knife.
Zhang Danian didn't want to dwell on the fact that he was bald. He just wanted to find some " work " to earn some nutrition money.
"You must be here to read my fortune. Hmm…Let me count with my fingers…"
Zhang Danian crossed his legs and pinched his fingers, mumbling something.
In Fatty Wang's opinion, he must be casting some kind of spell, but my ears were sharp, and what I heard was," I'm a green onion standing in the wind and rain. Whoever wants to dip me in soy sauce, I'll f * ck their ancestor!”
I broke out in a cold sweat.
This guy was a true fraud.
"Yes, I've calculated it!"
At this point, Zhang Danian raised his head and stared at me. Then, he even used a pirated Cantonese accent and said smugly,"Aiyo, you're a slut ~ I'm going to f * ck you! Your glabella is black. This is a struggle of bad luck ~"
When Fatty Wang heard this, he quickly winked at me, indicating that he was right. Moreover, he was indeed a master of Feng Shui in Hong Kong.
I broke out in a cold sweat and asked Zhang Danian what was going on.
"You're being haunted by a ghost ~ Uncle is a man of several decades, he won't speak nonsense ~. Young man, do you feel that you've been very unlucky recently?”
When Zhang Danian said that, I was really stunned by him.
He thought to himself that this old thing really had some skills.
But thinking about it carefully, something was wrong!
If Fatty Wang was here to read fortunes, why did he bring me along?
Since he was here, he must have brought a friend to read his fortune. This old man knew psychology.
Moreover, he said," Your glabella is black, you're unlucky."
This was also a psychological sentence. Every fortune-teller would say this at the beginning.
They must have been unlucky to look for a Feng Shui master. Who would look for them if they were rich and noble?
Thinking of this, the more I looked at Zhang Danian, the more I looked like a "charlatan"!
"Oh my, Master Zhang, you're so right! This brother of mine has been pestered by a female ghost recently. Do you have any way to help him chase her away? Oh, right! It would be best if you can send that female ghost to reincarnate. Don't destroy her soul. My brother won't be able to live in the future.”As Fatty Wang spoke, he saw me staring at him and didn't forget to add the last sentence.
Zhang Danian immediately patted his chest to ensure that there was no problem!
Of course, he had to add that subduing demons and devils was very exhausting. He needed supplements and so on.
To put it bluntly, he wanted money.
I don't have any money anyway. If I take everything out, my pockets might be whiter than my butt.
Fatty Wang was loyal enough. He patted his chest and handed over 1,000 yuan.
Then, Zhang Danian brought us into his broken house. It was dirty inside. I saw a pile of used condoms and magazines on the ground.
I figured that this old thing was quite rich. I'm still a "virgin". This guy has money every day to look for "prostitutes".
In the end, when I saw Zhang Danian's wife, I understood!
Tycoon, this guy was definitely a tycoon. He was rich and willful.
Fatty Wang was blind, or he chose to ignore it as he sat on the bed. He jumped up in fright and screamed,""What is it?"
I broke out in a cold sweat and bluntly said to Fatty,'You're in big trouble.' You murdered Master Zhang's wife!
Fatty Wang was stunned. He lifted the blanket and saw an inflatable thing. And it was the cheapest kind. The skin was thin, and it exploded after sitting down.
That's why I said that this guy is rich and willful. He even used so many condoms to do this. Awesome!
Zhang Danian was hit in the soft spot, but a charlatan was a charlatan. He was so thick-skinned that he could defend himself against " armor-piercing bullets."
"This is a puppet. It's necessary to make it. Remember to compensate me with one. Alright, let's cut to the chase. From now on…I'm going to do the ritual. Yiyaya ~ Elegant and elegant."
After saying that, Zhang Danian was like a crazy pig. He kept trembling and mumbling.
He found a moldy Taoist robe that had been stored for who knows how many years. There were two big holes on its butt, and this guy was dancing on the spot like a god.
She recited words and danced.
In the end, in order to make the "performance" look real, this guy asked all of us to leave. After that, this fellow started a series of bangs behind him, acting out his fight with the female ghost.
Fatty Wang even said that 1,000 yuan was already a good price.
Look at how energetic they are.
I said yes, 1,000 yuan and he could win an Oscar.
Look at them jumping around, strangling their necks and pulling their ears.
Oh my, look, white foam is coming out of his mouth.
Tsk tsk, this performance was too exquisite. He even spat out blood from his mouth and peed under his pants.
I said that it was too wasteful for him to be a Taoist master. If he became an actor, he would definitely be very popular.
But as I spoke, I realized that something was wrong!
"Huff ~"
This cheap rental house was cold and damp because the house was very backlit. At this moment, gusts of cold wind actually blew, and the door of the inner room made a "bang bang" sound.
Zhang Danian's right hand was strangling his own neck, and his left hand was desperately strangling his right hand. His entire face was filled with pain. He was actually vomiting blood.
"Damn, Fatty, someone is going to die!”I shouted.
Fatty Wang also reacted.
In the rented apartment, the air froze at this moment. We felt goosebumps all over our bodies. Even the air we exhaled when we spoke was emitting white smoke.
I know that the fake Li Gui met the real Li Kui.
Zhang Danian is a fake Taoist priest, but the one on my body is a real female ghost.
Now, he's pretending to accept my ghost wife. It's no wonder that Chen Yingying won't fight him to the death.
Fatty Wang and I couldn't care less about being afraid. We rushed up and tried to pry his hands away. If this continued, it would be strange if this old thing didn't die.
"Bang! Bang!"
However, Fatty Wang rushed up and flailed his arms and legs in pain. Zhang Dannian, who was constantly struggling, kicked him and sent him flying on the spot.
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