Fatty Wang really disappointed me.
He was so fat, but he couldn't even withstand Zhang Dannian's kick. He had eaten for nothing for a few years.
He can't take it anymore. I have to go.
Otherwise, how are we going to explain if the cops come to us when Zhang Danian is about to die?
Sir, do you believe that he was killed by a ghost?
I reckon that if we don't go to the prison, we'll be in a mental hospital.
I rushed forward and tried my best to grab Zhang Danian's hand that was strangling his neck.
However, this wretched old man somehow had the strength. His hand was like an iron clamp, and he could not break it.
I say, big brother, can you be kind and not strangle your own throat as if you were the enemy who killed your father? Even if you want to die, can you wait until Fatty Wang and I leave before you die slowly?
I haven't married yet. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison.
Perhaps Zhang Danian was provoked by his words, but he let go of his hand and stood up with a whoosh.
I just heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that the old thing finally didn't have to die.
However, in the next moment…he no longer treated his own neck as his father's murderer. Instead, he strangled my neck.
Good boy!
I finally understood why a person could squeeze her throat so hard that it felt like she was on her period.
That shriveled hand was like an iron claw. When it pinched my neck, I felt a terrible pain.
The most ridiculous thing was that if we were to fight one-on-one, this skinny old man and I, a brick-carrying idiot, could beat the three of them.
But now, he's shorter than me by a head. He can actually lift me up like a chick by strangling my neck.
I chose to stand in mid-air, and the only support was his hand that was strangling my neck.
I want to scold Zhang Danian. Is this fraud trying to kill for money?
The feeling of lack of oxygen and suffocation surged into my brain. I felt like I was about to die.
My face turned red as I tried my best to lift Zhang Danian's dry body. I realized that this guy was like a wall. No matter how I kicked him, he wouldn't move.
At this moment, I noticed that Zhang Danian had already fainted.
At this moment, his eyes were rolled up, which meant that he was unconscious.
My heart turned cold. I knew that the person who pinched me wasn't the old fraud, but my ghost wife.
" Chen…Chen Yingying…" I spent a lot of effort before I managed to say the name from my throat.
"Why? Why did you betray me? When did I let you down, and you still want to find a mage to take me in?”
Zhang Danian, that damn old man, actually let out a woman's shrill voice from his throat. It made me want to vomit.
Of course, if I can spit it out.
I can't even speak now. I can't even breathe, so how can I talk?
"Good, very good. Since you broke my heart, I will fulfill my promise. I'll kill you so that you and I will never be separated.”
"Zhang Danian" wants to kill me and turn me into a ghost so that I can be a real couple with my ghost wife.
I'm dying.
Before I died, I was still very unwilling. If I really died in the hands of a female ghost, I would die under a peony flower. I just had to die at the hands of a wretched old man. Am I too unlucky?
At the crucial moment, Fatty Wang crawled up. Seeing this scene, he was also anxious.
He looked around and wondered if there was anything he could use.
After looking around, Zhang Danian's shabby house was filled with empty shelves. There was only one bed.
Great!
Zhang Danian's pitiful " wife " had been murdered by Fatty Wang, and now he had to use its " corpse " as a tool.
In fact, this fellow pounced forward and smashed it with all his might.
When I saw it clearly, I really cursed in my heart!
You damn fatty, I don't have any grudges with you, right? Why did you find something that was not useful, but you found an inflatable one to hit him?
However, in the words of Magician Liu, it was time to witness a miracle!
"Ah ~"
The moment the doll hit him, Zhang Danian screamed like a girl. Uh…it seemed like he was a woman inside his body.
Then, as if he had been sucked dry, he fell down.
The hand that was strangling my neck finally let go. I rolled and crawled as far as possible from Zhang Danian. Then, he covered his throat and coughed violently.
He felt that his stomach acid was about to cough out.
Then, he looked at Zhang Danian beside him. This fellow was vomiting and having diarrhea, and he was running a high fever.
Fatty Wang and I quickly called 120 and sent him to the hospital.
Poor Fraud Tian. For a thousand yuan, he might even take more than medicine and be hospitalized.
Fatty Wang and I also understood that this fellow was in trouble. In order to avoid being investigated, we sent him to the hospital and ran away unreasonably.
After that, he carefully analyzed why the doll could hit Chen Yingying.
We didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why?
It's very simple. Zhang Danian, this wretched fellow, is a "virgin chicken" like me.
After he used the doll, there must be some remnants of his…cough, cough, bodily fluids inside!
The urine of a virgin boy was very harmful to ghosts.
I think this method is good. I'm thinking of getting some virgin boy urine for Fatty Wang. If I encounter this again, I can also deal with the "ghost wife".
However, Fatty Wang said shyly that on a stormy night, he gave his first time to a 40-year-old customer for a life insurance policy.
I rolled my eyes.
She thought to herself that it was no wonder his career was so smooth. It was not because of Feng Shui, but because of his body.
However…
Seeing this, I couldn't help but look at him with disdain. He was so fat. Even an old woman wouldn't be interested.
Fatty Wang seemed to understand the meaning of my gaze and said unhappily," Don't look at me as fat, my lighter has power!”
Sigh, forget it. It's better to rely on yourself than others.
I tried my best to drink water and pee by myself.
In the end, in order to be safe, everyone in my broken house, big and small, had the pain of peeing.
My neighbors have come to complain about me, saying that the sewers in my house are broken. Some even spread rumors that I killed my girlfriend and left her at home to rot.
I really can't afford to be hurt by rumors!
Because of this, I realized that I had become a Taoist priest.
I searched all the methods to cure ghosts on the internet. There were virgin boy's urine, black dog's blood, peach wood sword, ink fountain, and even glutinous rice.
Then, the sky outside began to turn dark.
After seeing Zhang Danian's terrifying symptoms during the day, Fatty Wang was very disloyal. He said that he had another million-yuan contract to work on and actually f * cking ran away in advance.
He even said that if I didn't die tomorrow, he would treat me to a big meal.
If I die, someone has to inform the crematorium.
Bah! I vomited on his face.
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