Remote control OK bandage, activate!
Eat my Spring Fish. You probably don't know how terrifying I am.
Xu Wei wagged his black cat tail. He couldn't die in one go. There were still three hours. He had to take it slow.
At this moment, Xu Wei's cat-and-mouse mood was completely aroused.
One word, play!
When a cat caught a mouse, most of the time, it was not to eat it, but to play with it.
After playing the game, he liked the feeling of being in the palm of his hand.
Before everyone could recover from the black cat's strange actions, they saw the black cat turn around. Its blue eyes seemed to flash with a dim light.
Pa!
Everyone who was eating was shocked. Bai Jingting suddenly slapped his chopsticks down and stood up.
Huang Lei frowned slightly, feeling a little displeased.
F * ck, a junior kid was so arrogant in front of him.
However, before he could say anything, Bai Jingting said,""I'm going to wash the toilet."
What?
What are you doing? You're going to wash the toilet in the middle of your meal. Are you serious?
Even Bai Jingting himself was stunned.
Who am I?
What should I do?
He realized that he couldn't control his thoughts. He just wanted to get the leather stopper and brush. He didn't say anything and rushed into the toilet to do it.
Huang Lei's mouth twitched." Young people are full of energy," he said." But why does he have to use his own toothbrush to clean the toilet?"”
Zheng Meng held his forehead and looked up at the sky. Did she not check her luggage properly before getting on the car and ended up bringing an idiot over?
The life he yearned for was clearly to experience the life of a farmer. What was the point of him coming to clean the toilet?
He Jiong was smiling, but he was already cursing in his heart!
If you do this, how am I supposed to make it up to you? Our show doesn't have a toilet cleaning event.
He Jiong tried to change the topic." Maybe I'm too full. I need to digest it, hehe."”
Mom, I'm so angry!
After being a host for so many years, this was the first time someone did not believe what he said.
Even ghosts wouldn't believe this kind of nonsense. Bai Jingting's bowl was still full of mixed sauce noodles, and the spring fish had only bitten off half of its head.
The audience also looked constipated. No one knew that this was actually Xu Wei's doing.
Xu Wei stretched his back and ran back into Reba's arms. The Great Snowmountain sent him a call of love.
Come, touch it.
Reba blushed and did not dare to make a sound. Her heart was tickling like a cat.
On the side, Zheng Meng was no longer concerned about why Bai Jingting went to the toilet. Seeing the black cat and Reba having fun, he couldn't help but feel envious.
After ten minutes, Zheng Meng couldn't help but say,""Little Bean, do you want to come to my place?”
As he spoke, he patted his bouncy thigh.
Ya Tan Die!
F * ck, you must be lonely and cold.
He Jiong and Huang Lei broke out in a cold sweat. Director, do we still want this show? It's already starting to dye.
Only newbies like Peng Peng and Big Light didn't think too much about it.
Wang Zhengyu only wanted to say," You guys are too naive. The audience is even more yellow than you guys."
The live broadcast room was like a dyeing workshop now. Wang Zhengyu did not dare to take a closer look.
"Oh! Little Bean, do you want to…It's so comfortable."
" Reba: No, no, my legs can play for years, you can play for half a year at most.”
" Zheng Meng: That, that, that, I'm very deep.”
" Reba: I'm still tight."
"Stop the car. This is not the bus to the kindergarten.”
" In conclusion, if you don't fall in love in silence, you will become a pervert in loneliness!”
"At this moment, I have a phrase in my heart that I don't know if I should say.”
......
Wang Zhengyu felt relieved. If this continued, the show might be banned.
The two guests who came later were even more devastated than the apocalypse, especially the one who went to wash the toilet.
Oh, speaking of Bai Jingting, he came out.
Needless to say, Xu Wei already knew. The moment Bai Jingting came out, the smell of salted fish stir-fried with stinky tofu wafted into the air.
Xu Wei stood up. This time, He Jiong and Huang Lei knew what Black Cat was up to.
It wasn't easy to make a program. If he didn't take the zoologist exam, the program might not be able to hold up.
The black cat was too evil. It was clearly preparing to pee in the speed detector that someone had just washed.
He couldn't stay like this any longer. Huang Lei stood up and said,""Peng Peng, bring Reba and Bai Jingting to dig some bamboo shoots. Dahua, go grab some screws with Zheng Meng and stir-fry them for dinner.”
"I'll go catch the screw." He Jiong said.”
Bai Jingting, who had just finished cleaning the toilet, heard this and said," Brother, I haven't eaten yet."
However, when the words reached his mouth, they became something that even he could not believe."Digging bamboo shoots, that's great. I love digging bamboo shoots. Let's go quickly.”
Wow, Mommy, I want to go home. It's so scary here.
No one believed that he had just used his own toothbrush to brush the latrine pit until it looked like it had been waxed.
Zheng Cui looked at the black cat that had left with Reba with some reluctance. As for Bai Jingting, who was already starving like a fool, he couldn't be seen.
Not to mention Bai Jingting, they had probably forgotten why the two of them were here.
Wang Zhengyu was exhausted. He felt that his career as a director had come to an end.
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