Carrying the hoe, he walked forward. One, two, three, four, all of them.
Peng Peng and Bai Jingting were carrying hoes, Reba was holding a delicate pickaxe, and the other hand was holding a black cat that kept rubbing against it.
The group of people came to the small hill and agreed to go to the bamboo forest.
emmm... If Peng Peng and Bai Jingting weren't there, Xu Wei might be happier.
He had wanted to go to the toilet that Bai Jingting had just cleaned with a toothbrush to pee, but he didn't expect He Jiong and Huang Lei to see through him.
They had only lived together for two days, but he already understood her so well. It seemed that he could not stay here for too long.
Xu Wei had a feeling that Huang Lei would not be satisfied until he cooked himself into a pot of dragon, tiger, and phoenix.
His life was so terrible that he could only flirt with his goddess.
" Little Bean, you're so mean." Reba pouted.
On this day, she didn't even know how much she had been taken advantage of by the black cat.
He even used his tongue…Oh my god, how embarrassing.
Reba valued her restricted area very much. She usually wore sexy clothes to attend events and covered her hands when taking photos.
He did not expect that a black cat would touch his snow mountain without any restraint.
Strangely, he didn't feel disgusted.
Reba pretended to be angry and rubbed her black cat head, ignoring his hand on her granary.
So what if she was touched? A cat could not do anything to her anyway.
Xu Wei was speechless.
If you think this way, it will hurt.
What was wrong with looking down on cats? He just felt that his private part had become smaller.
Xu Wei said angrily," System, come out. I've been looked down upon. It's time for you to perform."”
The System said,[Host, as long as you continue to complete more missions, your wish will be granted…] What!"
Mom, hi!
He really wanted to hit someone.
The path of my life might not be as long as the system's.
At this moment, Peng Peng, who was walking in front, suddenly shouted. Those who didn't know better would think that he had stepped on shit.
"Ah, I found bamboo shoots."
Damn it, this is a bamboo forest. Is there a need to make a fuss when you see bamboo shoots?
Digging bamboo shoots, right? Little Bai Jingting, go ahead.
When Bai Jing stopped, he was like a tall man. As if it was wet, it shook on the spot, then picked up the hoe and shouted as it rushed towards the bamboo shoots that Peng Peng had found.
"F * ck, digging a bamboo shoot is like digging a tunnel. Are you crazy?”
"Bai Jingting took the wrong medicine today. He's doing all kinds of menial work.”
"Bai Jingting: Professional in clearing all kinds of underground roads (middle finger)"
"Didn't anyone realize that Bai Jingting became like this because he insulted Little Bean?”
"F * ck, now that you mention it, I have goosebumps all over my body. I suddenly thought of Wu Xiu Bo.”
"Wu Xiubo is already cold, but you're still digging graves. However, it's very shocking.”
"Am I the only one who's charmed by Little Bean's handsomeness?”
......
Xu Wei still did not know that some of his extraordinary actions had already attracted the attention of the vast number of netizens.
The system allowed Xu Wei to have talent, but he chose to be a salted fish.
A cat that did not want to be a salted fish was not a good cat.
Just like now, if that butterfly didn't come to cause trouble.
"Wow, what a beautiful butterfly."
Women all liked beautiful things. When they saw butterflies, they stopped digging hot bamboo shoots and hugging cats. They just wanted to chase butterflies.
"Hi, Mom! You don't even let cats be salted fish anymore."
Xu Wei landed on the ground. The cameraman at the side encouraged him again,"Little Bean, go catch butterflies."
Catch your sister. Do you believe that I will hammer you to death?
A miraculous scene happened. The butterfly landed on Bai Jingting's face.
Perhaps this guy was a little too fancier, and the fragrance was too strong, attracting the butterflies.
Seeing Reba chasing the butterfly, Bai Jingting wanted to show off. He stopped digging the bamboo shoots and gently raised his hand, ready to catch the butterfly.
Pa!
Bai Jingting slapped his own face.
The cameraman was dumbfounded. F * ck, are you catching butterflies?
"What about me?" Bai Jingting was stunned.
Didn't he want to catch butterflies? Why would he slap himself for no reason?
The butterfly missed and flew up, landing on the left side of Bai Jingting's face.
"Don't move, I…" Reba said.
Pa!
Another slap, and it was Bai Jingting himself.
F * ck, this is so exciting. Brother, continue.
Reba didn't go over either, because Bai Jingting had obviously gone crazy. He was in masochistic mode, and all kinds of slaps were happening.
Don't get the wrong idea. It's just slapping your own face.
The butterfly was also quite strange. It didn't land anywhere but on Bai Jingting's face.
Xu Wei was very satisfied. When a cat was arrogant, even a butterfly had to cooperate.
After a series of slaps, Bai Jingting's pretty face was swollen like a pig's head, and he could no longer speak clearly.
"Oh, oh, I have to hit you again. If you hit me again, I'll shit.”
Peng Peng had never seen such an operation before." Brother, no one hit you. Is it because the weather is too hot? Are you getting angry?”
Internal heat?
For some reason, Bai Jingting felt as if his anus had been penetrated. His entire body quivered as he looked at the black cat not far away.
The black cat's eyes flashed with a dim light.
He remembered that he seemed to have offended the black cat, which was why he was so miserable.
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