The strong wind outside made people feel uneasy. Occasionally, yellow sand would enter through the cracks. This scene was definitely a nightmare for Xu Xian's life.
Imagine a snake-headed monster standing in front of you with its mouth wide open. It was simply a dream terminator.
"Gulp!"
Seven's eyes turned and she turned back into a young girl. She smiled and said,""What was that sound just now?"
Xu Xian rolled his eyes at her, straightened his back and said,""I've never heard the sound of swallowing saliva before!”
"Then you are afraid of me, I am the number one beauty in the Yellow Springs, hehe!”Seven suddenly came up to Xu Xian with a smug expression.
Xu Xian subconsciously shrank his neck back and thought to himself," This is a monster that eats people without spitting out bones. Don't be fooled by this cute and beautiful appearance."
"Are you the only woman in the Yellow Springs? Is that why you're the number one beauty?”Xu Xian couldn't help but say.
"What did you say?" When Seven heard this, his beautiful eyes suddenly glared back, as if he was about to turn into a monster.
Xu Xian felt aggrieved. Seeing that she was trying to scare him again, he said calmly,""I don't think you're the number one beauty in the Yellow Springs, but the number one beauty in the human world.”
After all, Seven was not familiar with human affairs. He was born and raised in the Yellow Springs. It was the first time he met such a wonderful person like Xu Xian. He was happy with just a few words of praise.
Xu Xian saw her lowering her head and laughing secretly. Her white hands were clasped together nervously. Could it be that she was shy? This little girl's attitude really surprised her. Where was the big monster that ate humans?
"Hmph, that's not right! You must be lying to me, right? Mother said that men like sweet words the most!”Seven suddenly turned hostile.
Women were indeed made of water. They were fickle. Xu Xian was thrown on the table, unable to move his limbs. He wanted to cry but had no tears.
Just as Xu Xian was about to use his glib tongue, the girl called Seven, let's call her that, suddenly pounced on him.
Although Seven was dressed in ordinary clothes, he was still very attractive. Perhaps he did not know the difference between men and women, but he wrapped his golden knife around Xu Xian's body.
Her graceful body was lying on Xu Xian's body, which was really moving. Xu Xian kept muttering,""This is a monster! Ghost-eating monsters!"
As a man with indomitable spirit, there was no reason for him to be forced. Xu Xian made up his mind and struggled desperately.
However, his hands and feet were tied, so he could only move his body restlessly. This movement made Xu Xian even more restless. This figure was too good.
Seven only felt her face turn red and her ears turn red. She reprimanded,"Don't move. If you dare to move again, I'll roast you!”
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"Don't you know that there's a difference between men and women? Men and women shouldn't touch each other!" Xu Xian said helplessly.”
Seven stared at him for a while and said unhappily,""What's wrong with that? I see that Ah Niang is often like this, why can't it be Ah Qi's turn?”
When he was young, Ah Qi often saw his mother like this. If a good-looking ghost came, drinking a bowl of Meng Po soup afterwards seemed to be a blissful thing.
One time, Ah Qi asked her what she was doing, and her mother said that she was eating ghosts. Ah Qi wanted to try it too, but was punished by her mother. She starved for a few days. Since then, Ah Qi did not dare to ask anymore.
"In short, it just won't do. Hurry up and get down, or I'll call for help!”Seeing that he was about to react, Xu Xian was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. How could he have any thoughts about this monster?
Seven was used to being willful. Since her mother had died early, no one had taught her anything. She simply leaned in front of Xu Xian and sniffed fiercely.
"No wonder mother always likes to eat ghosts like this. It is indeed much more fragrant when she asks, and even her body has become hot.”Seven mumbled.
Seeing that girl sticking close to him again, especially with her entire body in his arms, it was definitely a great torment. Looking down again, Ah Qi wished he could tear off his clothes.
"F * ck!"
Xu Xian's eyes turned red and his whole body tensed up.
"You stinky girl, stop touching me. Put on your clothes.”Xu Xian's face was ferocious, and he looked like a devil.
Seven didn't understand what Xu Xian meant, but he thought he really wanted to eat her. He said disapprovingly,""All these years, I've only heard that Meng Po ate evil spirits. Could ghosts eat Meng Po?”
Xu Xian was sweating profusely. He said speechlessly," This is not the same as that. Anyway, it doesn't mean the same thing. Do you understand?"”
"What's the point of eating? He had been here for hundreds of years, and he had only heard Ah Xiang mention how to braise and steam. Could there be other ways to eat it?”Seven said.
Xu Xian was really speechless. A scholar really met a soldier. He couldn't explain his reasoning. Seeing her close to him again, he quickly turned his head to the side.
Xu Xian was almost scared out of his wits when he saw a row of jerky hanging in the kitchen. It was a tragic sight! His body, which had just reacted, instantly went limp.
"F * ck, not only do you f * cking eat ghosts, but you also dry them into rations?”Xu Xian widened his eyes in fear.
Seven wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said with a silly expression,"There are too many evil spirits these days. I can't finish them all, but I don't want to waste them, so I have to dry them and eat them.”
Xu Xian was frightened by her innocent expression. In today's world, it was probably this monster who could take this matter for granted. The most terrifying thing was that this monster was riding on her!
Thinking of the dry food in the kitchen, Xu Xian's stomach turned upside down. It was as if he had overturned the seasoning. He said word by word,""Can you just swallow me? Please don't make me into jerky!”
Seven was stunned for a moment before he licked his lips and said,""But you're really too fragrant. I can't bear to eat all of you at once. Why don't I eat one of your arms first?”
"Damn God, you won't let me off even after I become a ghost. What kind of sin did you commit in your previous life?”Xu Xian howled at the sky. It was heart-wrenching, heart-wrenching, and heart-wrenching.
Seven suddenly thought of something. He tilted his head and whispered,"I almost forgot to look at your Yang Scroll. Perhaps you're a vicious and evil person. Otherwise, why would you smell so good?”
Xu Xian's mind was in a mess. Could it be that bad people and incense were somehow related? My life values!
Seven waved her hand and a blank wooden scroll appeared out of thin air. It slowly unfolded in front of Xu Xian, and golden characters gradually appeared.
"What is this?" Xu Xian asked curiously.
"The Netherworld has the Yin Yang Book, which records life and death. Life and death are fixed. The Yin Yang Book is divided into two volumes, Yin and Yang.”Seven said as he looked at Yang Juan.
Xu Xian looked suspicious. He couldn't help but think of Chen Shi's failure and asked in surprise,""You little girl, why do you have a Yang Scroll?”
Seven casually said," I am the Lord of the Yellow Springs, Meng Po. All ghosts that enter the Underworld must pass by me. This Yang Scroll will determine which reincarnation they should enter. Of course, there is also the Meng Po Soup that I have carefully brewed. Forget the past."”
Xu Xian was shocked. So this guy was Meng Po? "What if he did something bad when he was alive?" he asked carefully.”
Seven clicked her tongue and replied,"This is simple. I don't need to drink Meng Po's soup. It went straight into my stomach.”
Xu Xian was so frightened that he shivered and said with a sad face,"" Then you have to look carefully. Don't accuse a good person. When I was six years old, I peeked at the auntie next door taking a bath. When I was seven years old, I tricked my grandfather into drinking virgin boy's urine. Oh right, when I was eight years old, I beat up the little fatty next door…"
"Shut up!" Seven suddenly roared in anger. He looked at the golden Yang Scroll in his hand with an indignant expression. He gritted his teeth and looked quite terrifying.
Xu Xian thought to himself," Could it be that Xu Xian was a bad kid and peeked at the auntie next door when she was bathing?" As a good young man of the new era, did he have to take the blame after transmigrating? I'm more wronged than Dou E!
Just as Seven's expression was uncertain, a furious voice came from afar.
"Seven, you ungrateful fellow, don't enjoy the delicacies alone!”Ah Xiang, who was half-drunk and half-awake with a big peony on her head, cursed at the top of her lungs.
Xu Xian shivered. Thinking of the green eyebrowed and black lipped reapers, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Well, it seemed that he couldn't escape the fate of being braised. His heart turned cold…
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