"Bad thing, I actually forgot about Ah Xiang!”Seven waved her hand and put away the Yang Scroll as she said in a panic.
Seven stuffed Xu Xian under the table. Luckily, there was a tablecloth covering the table. Xu Xian was tall and long, and he looked like a cooked shrimp when he nestled together.
Xu Xian resisted subconsciously, but he was no match for this guy. He stuffed it in forcefully, and his head hit the bottom of the table, hurting.
"You silly thing, can't you change to a bigger place?”Xu Xian grimaced in pain.
At this time, the voice outside was getting closer and closer. Seven glared at Xu Xian and threatened,""Cut the crap. If you dare to make a sound, I'll let Ah Xiang roast you!”
Xu Xian rolled his eyes at the thought that he might be cut into pieces. What kind of girl was this? She would eat people for no reason.
The jerky in the kitchen was still vivid in Xu Xian's mind. He had no choice but to shut his mouth. He looked at Meng Po, who was squatting on the ground, and felt indignant.
"Seven, come out quickly!" The reapers called Ah Xiang barged in and shouted drunkenly.
Seven, who was squatting under the table, heard the voice and was about to get up. However, he felt a hot sensation on his mouth. He stared at Xu Xian, who was very close to him, with his big eyes.
Xu Xian had taken advantage of him. His face was full of pride. He licked his lips as if he wanted more, as if he was saying," If you have the guts, shout it out!"”
"Come out quickly, I see you!"
Seven subconsciously stood up when she heard the voice. Her little face was already red. She thought of the big tongue that suddenly appeared in her mouth just now, making her feel uneasy.
The reapers with the name of Big Peony stared at Seven. Seeing her evasive eyes, as if there was spring water rippling, he secretly wondered if this girl had been enlightened.
However, other than the reapers, there were no other living people in the Yellow Springs. He asked in puzzlement,"You're a little abnormal today. Did your soul enter the Yellow Springs?”
Seven was still reminiscing about the throbbing sensation just now. He shook his head desperately and smiled foolishly."No, no. How can the Yellow Springs have a soul?”
"Then why did you run just now? And what was so fragrant? Meng Qi, you are the Lord of the Netherworld. If I find out that you are hiding a living soul, I will punish you as well!”Ah Xiang had long suspected that there was a ghost.
Xu Xian, who was hiding under the table, finally knew that the girl was called Meng Qi. But who was this reapers? He actually called himself Gu? Jiangdong Princess?
Meng Qi's eyes were dull. He swallowed and said absent-mindedly,""There is no stranger. I will not tell you that he is hiding under the table!”
Meng Qi was still smiling foolishly when he finished speaking, but Ah Xiang understood what he was saying. Even her drunkenness dissipated a little, and she pounced on the judge's table in a daze.
Xu Xian thought to himself that he was unlucky. Why did he meet such a silly guy? Did he become silly from his kiss? However, the taste was indeed not bad. Tsk tsk!
"Brat, let's see where you can hide!" Ah Xiang lifted the tablecloth and teased with a happy expression.
"I'll go!"
Xu Xian had not seen it clearly from afar just now, but now he bumped into the Jiangdong Princess. Her exaggerated black lips, green willowy eyebrows, and exaggerated red flowers.
"It smells so good!" The Jiangdong Princess stared at Xu Xiandao.
Xu Xian almost fainted when he heard this. It was already good enough that he didn't scare a child to tears with his attire. He didn't expect that he was also an alcoholic. The smell of alcohol was unbearable.
It was also Ah Xiang's first time meeting such a fragrant ghost. When she was drunk, she did not care about the rules. She grabbed Xu Xian's collar and went to the kitchen.
Xu Xian finally panicked. He turned around and saw Meng Qi still standing there like a block of wood."Meng Qi, you fool, I'm going to die because of you!”
In a flash, Xu Xian was dragged to the chopping board by the Jiangdong Princess. Xu Xian glanced at it. Good heavens, the specially made chopping board was at least as big as a person.
Ah Xiang looked like a doer. Without saying anything, she looked around and immediately picked up the butcher knife beside her and chopped at Xu Xian.
Xu Xian saw the cold glint of the butcher knife and couldn't help but gasp. He quickly turned over and rolled on the ground.
"Clang!"
With a loud bang, Xu Xian turned his head and saw the butcher knife lying on the side. It was only a few millimeters away from the tip of his nose. He was shocked.
Ah Xiang shook her head in confusion. She saw that the things in front of her had turned into shadows. There were three or four of them in a row. She couldn't help but laugh."Little one, watch me come again!"
The drunk Jiangdong princess held a knife with both hands and used the Splitter of Heaven and Earth again. Her hand rose and the knife fell, and the entire room was filled with whistling knife wind.
After 15 minutes, Xu Xian was covered in cold sweat. He panted and said,""Damn it, I can't dodge anymore. If you have the guts, slash again. Anyway, I'm not dodging anymore!”
Xu Xian was like a dead pig, lying on a huge chopping board. There were many potholes around him, all of which were caused by that guy's knife.
Ah Xiang held onto the table and panted heavily. She said in a hoarse voice,"Little guy, I found it accurately this time. I killed him in one blow!”
Xu Xian lay there motionlessly, watching the drunkard's mouth tremble. I won't let you cut me, but you won't move either?
Ah Xiang was already exhausted. She leaned against the table and fell asleep drunkenly. She was still mumbling about how delicious it was. Boyan?
Xu Xian couldn't help but shoot a glance at him. He secretly thought that this reapers was a sentimental person. However, he didn't know who this man called Bo Yan was to be able to subdue this crazy woman.
After all this, Xu Xian felt as if his eyes hadn't closed for days and nights. He was so sleepy that he didn't have any temper left. He simply fell asleep without caring about the smell.
After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Xu Xian gradually regained consciousness and slowly opened his eyes. Xu Xian was so frightened that his muscles tensed up and he almost jumped out of bed.
Good heavens, Meng Qi was staring straight at him. He was shocked by her big eyes just now. Didn't this silly thing know that this was very scary?
Xu Xian quickly shrank his neck to the side, only to find himself back in the room he was in earlier. The big hole in the wall next to him was still leaking air, which made Xu Xian's heart feel cold.
Meng Qi smiled." You're awake. Can I have a bite? Just one bite, okay?"”
Looking at Meng Qi's pleading appearance, he was no longer as arrogant as before. He had doubts in his heart. Was he playing some tricks again?
"No, not even a bite!" Xu Xian quickly said.”
Meng Qi wanted to say something more, but Ah Xiang suddenly picked her up and warned,""Have you forgotten the rules? I really can't eat this living soul!"
Xu Xian couldn't believe his eyes. This crazy woman had just slashed him hundreds of times, and now she was talking about rules. It was simply a fantasy.
"You lunatic, just now you kept saying that you wanted to eat me, but now you're pretending. What's the meaning of this? If you want to kill me or cut me up, do it. Don't lie to me again!”Xu Xian said indignantly.
Meng Qi's eyes lit up. He clapped his hands and said," Alright, alright. Ah Xiang, let me eat him. He's willing to do this. Don't blame us!"”
The reapers called Ah Xiang had an ugly expression as she gritted her teeth and said,""I was just drunk just now. A mortal like you dares to insult me? You're simply tired of living!”
Xu Xian had always been a person who would be coaxed but not forced. He straightened his body and said,""What do you mean by lonely? I think you're just too feudal. What era is it now? Jiang Dong has been dead for god knows how many years, and that Boyan of yours, he probably entered the cycle of reincarnation long ago and forgot all about you!”
Meng Qi hid at the side and did not dare to make a fuss. She and Ah Xiang had been friends for hundreds of years, but she had never dared to mention the word Bo Yan in front of her. Ah Xiang said that this was her weakness in her life.
Ah Xiang glared at Xu Xian coldly and didn't say a word. She was obviously very angry.
After a while, Xu Xian suddenly said in horror,""Hey, what are you doing? You're a Reaper of the Underworld, and you're also a civil servant. Are you going to abuse the law and beat up innocent people?”
"Brat, I will beat you to death!"
"Aiyo, if a man wants you to hit him, so be it. I won't fight back!”
"You're so stubborn!"
"Don't hit the face when you hit someone. Slapping the face hurts your self-esteem, understand?”
"D * mn, face slapping? If you have the guts, let me fight you alone!”
"I'm a woman. Where did I get the balls? You're looking for a beating!"
"Ah…"
On the day of the Ming calendar, a saint came by the wind and met Sun Shangxiang, the princess of Jiangdong. He was extremely miserable and wailed everywhere.
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