The King of Comedy from Crosstalk
3 Teasing Old Guo on the stage!

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"What's going on? Little Yueyue is a little nervous today."

"That's right. These few passages aren't very coherent. What's going on?”

"Speaking of which, why isn't Little He on stage?”

"Old Guo and Teacher Yu Qian don't look too good either. What's going on with De Yun Society?”

Little Yueyue's performance on the stage was average, and many of the audience members had a huge reaction.

"Little Yueyue is too nervous." Yu Qian also said worriedly,"These kids are under a lot of pressure. If Lin Yunxing fails again, we'll be in trouble."”

Guo Degang's face darkened." There's no other way. We can only trust Yunxing. Sigh, I hope Yunxing can hold on."”

Guo Degang felt bitter in his heart.

Now that Deyun Society had taken over as the pillar of support, there was indeed a lack of internal support.

Little Yueyue was originally very good in all aspects, but it was a pity that today's performance was too intense.

As for Lin Yunxing…

He could only depend on his ability.

……

On the stage.

The crosstalk actors from Deyun Society went on stage one after another to perform. Finally, it was Lin Yunxing's turn.

Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue finally went on stage.

The curtains slowly opened.

Lin Yunxing was wearing a large coat and holding a folding fan in her hand. She walked to the front of the curtain, followed closely by Sun Yue.

"Who is this guy? Shouldn't the second to last person be Cao Yun?”

"Yeah, where did Cao Yun go? This is really strange."

"What's going on? Isn't Deyun Society trying to fool people?”

"Refund! Where's Old Guo? I'm here for Cao Yun. If I don't see Cao Yun today, I want a refund!”

The audience started to clamor and discuss animatedly. Some of them even clamored for a refund.

The stage was filled with boos.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Lin Yunxing. Today, the two of us will perform a crosstalk for everyone.”

Lin Yunxing saw the boos from the audience, but he was not in a hurry. He simply introduced.

"Lin Yunxing? Who is it?"

"She's just an ordinary actress from Deyun. No, I want to see Cao Yun!”

"That's right, refund, refund!"

The audience did not buy it. Everyone wanted to see Cao Yun.

Cao Yun's reputation in the current Deyun Society was second only to Guo Degang's.

Deyun Society's performance was also very particular about the order. Guo Degang appeared at the end, and Cao Yun usually appeared second to last before Guo Degang.

But today, Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue took Cao Yun's place.

The audience was not buying it.

The stage was noisy, and the bold audience members were clamoring for a refund.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian watched from below the stage, and their hearts clenched.

If Lin Yunxing couldn't hold on, it would be troublesome.

Seeing this, Lin Yunxing didn't panic.

"Dear audience, our De Yun Society never refunds tickets. We don't have the habit of refunding tickets.”

Lin Yunxing pressed his folding fan on the stage and quietly pointed in a certain direction."Besides, if you want a refund, it's useless to look for me. Go find him.”

Lin Yunxing's voice was clear as he pointed the folding fan in his hand in a certain direction.

The audience looked in the direction of his folding fan and saw Guo Degang and Yu Qian sitting in the corner.

Instantly, the audience was stunned. A portion of the audience smiled knowingly, and the atmosphere eased slightly.

"Today, we're going to perform a crosstalk at De Yun Society, but before we do it, I'm going to say something."”

"What is it?" Sun Yue was very professional as a sidekick.

"Crosstalk is really too tiring."

"Yes."

"Especially my master."

"Yes."

"My master was just telling us backstage that he has been busy for today's performance. Look, he has lost a lot of weight. When he weighed himself in the morning, he was less than 300 pounds.”Lin Yunxing was very bold and directly used Guo Degang to smash the divination.

The audience was stunned and couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahaha, less than 300 catties? What the hell?”

"I think Class Leader Guo really seems to have gained a little weight.”

"This kid has guts to tease Old Guo.”

The audience was amused and felt that Lin Yunxing's words were interesting.

Lin Yunxing gradually entered a good state and continued,"Everyone, look. My master is over fifty years old this year. It's not easy for him to stay up so late.”

"Master, you have to learn to enjoy life.”

"Yes." Sun Yue nodded repeatedly, echoing Lin Yunxing's words.

"This person only has this life. Once he closes his eyes, once he opens them, his life will pass just like that.”

"Wait, wait, why do you make it sound like Master is about to die?”Sun Yue said.

The audience below the stage laughed, and the atmosphere completely eased up.

" That's not what I meant," Lin Yunxing said immediately." I'm just saying, look at Master. He's 1.2 meters tall and weighs more than 300 pounds. He's tired day and night. I'm just worried about his health."”

"How tall is he? 1.2 meters?" Sun Yue was stunned.

The audience couldn't help but burst out laughing.

What the hell was 1.2 meters tall?

He was making fun of Guo Degang's height. As everyone knew, Guo Degang was a little short and fat, but he was not 1.2 meters tall and weighed more than 300 pounds!

Below the stage, Guo Degang's face was also very cooperative, and the audience was amused.

"Hahaha, Old Guo's disciple is too bold. He directly used Old Guo to tease him.”

"Amazing, Guo Degang's face darkened.”

"Yes, he has been carrying a lot of baggage since he just went on stage. I just don't know what will happen after that.”

The audience laughed and cheered.

Lin Yunxing continued," Yes, my master is 1.2 meters tall. When I took the bus with him, he didn't even buy a ticket. Those who are less than 1.2 meters tall get free tickets."”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Immediately after, a large portion of the audience let out a gasp.

"Phew ~~~~~"

The audience gasped.

This was also a way for the audience of Deyun Society to interact and express their approval.

The audience felt that it was too interesting. This Lin Yunxing was simply catching Guo Degang and slandering him to death.

Lin Yunxing's few words made the atmosphere extremely good and laughter continued.

Even Guo Degang looked angry on the surface, as if he was very angry that Lin Yunxing had used him to ruin his divination, but he was secretly praising her.

Why did this kid Lin Yunxing seem to be performing exceptionally today, acting so naturally?

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