"Lin Yunxing, this kid, why does it seem like he's suddenly enlightened? His martial arts have improved a lot.”Yu Qian pondered over Lin Yunxing's lines.
Guo Degang also nodded. He looked at Lin Yunxing carefully for a while and said,"This kid's strength has indeed improved. Could it be that he really became enlightened overnight?”
Lin Yunxing's foundation was actually solid, but his performance on stage was mediocre.
However, with the Advanced Crosstalk Proficiency skill, it was completely different.
Whether it was the clarity of his words or his ability to describe things, Lin Yunxing had a qualitative improvement.
Even when he used Guo Degang to smash the divinations on stage, he did it as if it was light.
"Let's listen to it again." Guo Degang listened attentively to Lin Yunxing's crosstalk.
Sun Yue, who was on stage, felt it the most.
Lin Yunxing seemed to have entered an unprecedented state during this crosstalk performance.
It was too smooth!
Sun Yue, as a sidekick, was naturally happy from the bottom of her heart.
Lin Yunxing finally got to the point.
"I've said so much, but what I mean is that we have to learn to enjoy life."”
"That's true." Sun Yue nodded.
"When it comes to enjoying life, I envy your father the most.”Lin Yunxing said.
"Oh? It's my father." Sun Yue continued.
"Yes, it's your father. This old man is too interesting. Old Beijingers had nothing to do after retirement, so they liked to play with literature.”Lin Yunxing began.
"Wenwan is also part of our traditional culture.”Sun Yue said.
"Yeah, this old man knows clearly what a bracelet is and what a walnut is.”
"That's right. This is all about being particular."
Lin Yunxing said,"There's a special way to make these walnuts. We call them 'kneading', but in the literary world, they're called' plating'."”
"That's right." Sun Yue said hurriedly.
"The walnuts in this plate are also very particular. What was a boring person? What was an official hat? And chicken hearts, and you keep hearing your dad talk about lion heads.”Lin Yunxing said.
Lin Yunxing was talking about the various types of walnuts.
"Yes, lion head walnuts are the most expensive.”Sun Yue said.
Lin Yunxing pretended to be puzzled.”
Sun Yue was stunned." Wait a minute. How can you bite your hand?"
Lin Yunxing said," Your father went to the zoo to look for two lions. He squatted there and shouted," Be good! I'm going to kill you today!"”
As she spoke, Lin Yunxing gestured with her hands and made a plate gesture.
"Come back here. My father is courting death!”Sun Yue said angrily.
The audience laughed.
No one had heard of this crosstalk before, but they felt that it was very fresh and interesting.
"No, you didn't understand when you were young. Later on, you learned that lion head isn't this.”Lin Yunxing naturally returned to his original position.
"Yes."
Lin Yunxing said," A real lion's head is rubbed with two hands. I'll also learn from its father and rub two lion's heads like this. Huala huala, the minced meat will fall off."”
"Hmm? Are you talking about meatballs?" Sun Yue looked doubtful.
Lion's head was a famous dish in Huaiyang, which was different from Wenwan Walnut.
Lin Yunxing said seriously," Yes, these meatballs are quite salty. I'll rub two lion heads here and two chicken hearts here. Hualala, Hualala, I'll plate them with all my might."”
The audience was even more amused.
The 'plate' that Lin Yunxing mentioned was truly demonic.
"This is a walnut called Lion Head!”Sun Yue corrected him.
"Sigh, I didn't know about this. Later on, I found out that your father not only played with walnuts well, but also liked to collect solid wood furniture.”Lin Yunxing said.
"Yes."
"This solid wood furniture also needs to be 'plated'.”Lin Yunxing said.
"How do you arrange solid wood furniture?" Sun Yue was confused.
"You have a one-meter-tall sculpture of a dragon at home. It's too beautiful.”Lin Yunxing said.
"Of course."
"But those dragon scales are distinct and the dragon claws are incomparably sharp. Your father gets angry when he sees them.”Lin Yunxing said.
"Why are you still angry?" Sun Yue wondered.”
"This dragon eagle is dry and limp.”Lin Yunxing explained while gesturing at the dragon statue.
"Aren't all sculptures like this?" Sun Yue said helplessly.
Lin Yunxing was furious." But your dad got angry when he saw it. He got angry immediately. Pound him!"”
"This carving is also coiled?" Sun Yue was stunned.
"Yes, look at this carving. Its scales are like small knives, and its dragon claws are like small awls.”
"Yes, I am."
"After your father finished coiling it, your family's carving was made of mahogany." Lin Yunxing smiled evilly.”
"Why?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
"Because your father's blood is already dripping out!" Lin Yunxing shouted.”
The audience burst into laughter.
Lin Yunxing's script was too interesting. He had carefully selected a script from Deyun Society that had become popular on the Internet in his previous life, Wen Wan.
"Hahaha."
"Interesting. The root carving is also coiled. This is poisonous.”
"Turning into mahogany furniture, haha, this is a good joke.”
"What's this kid called again? His crosstalk was not bad, not worse than Cao Yun's.”
"Yeah, he's bold, capable of acting, and eloquent.”
Outsiders watched the show, while insiders watched the show.
There were also a large number of professionals in the audience watching the performance in this small theater.
They could all tell that Lin Yunxing had a solid foundation in crosstalk.
Moreover, this crosstalk was indeed very interesting. It should be said that it was very toxic.
Lin Yunxing continued her crosstalk.
"Then what if my dad runs out of blood?”Sun Yue said anxiously.
"He went to the hospital for a blood transfusion. The hospital gave your father a shot of chicken blood, but your father's condition changed the moment he came out. He wanted to eat anything he saw. He saw a longevity mountain stone at the entrance of the hospital.”Lin Yunxing said.
"What's wrong with the Longevity Mountain Stone?"
"Your father gets angry just by looking at it. This Shoushan stone is dry and dry. It's not round at all. Plate it, plate this Longevity Mountain Stone!" Lin Yunxing said.
As she spoke, Lin Yunxing moved and imitated her voice."Hua hua hua ~ After coiling the Longevity Mountain Stone, it will become valuable.”
"How is it valuable?" Sun Yue was confused.
"After the plate is done, it will become a bloodstone.”Lin Yunxing said matter-of-factly.
The audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.
This crosstalk was really poisonous.
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