Guo Lin didn't give the male audience too much time to brag.
He raised his voice and said,"I'm awake. I'm walking on the road. I'm dizzy."”
As soon as Guo Lin spoke, all the audience's attention returned to him.
Yan Hexian also looked at him and said,"I was beaten until I was foaming at the mouth.”
"I was thinking, why don't we go to the hospital?"”
"Did he go?"
"I didn't manage to go. I was stopped halfway."”
"Who is it?"
Guo Lin stroked his non-existent beard and said in a hoarse voice,"Young man, I see that you have a bad luck. Why don't I read your fortune? One price, sixty!"
"That old man who looks like a matchmaker?" Yan Hexian was amused.”
"It's him," Guo Lin said."This time, he's not going to be a fortune-teller, but a fortune-teller."”
"Are you?"
Guo Lin pulled his face and said to Yan Hexian,"Grandpa, look at me carefully. Do I look familiar?”
Yan Hexian began to act like a boss. He stared at Guo Lin's face and revealed an expression of realization."It's you!"
Guo Lin put down his hand and said," Sir recognized me and gave me a discount on the spot. He said that I'm a repeat customer. I'll pay you 50 yuan!"”
"Then are you considered one?"
"It doesn't count." Guo Lin said.
"Yes, people can't be deceived a second time."”
Guo Lin gritted his teeth and said,"I was going to pay for it, but I saw the hammer."
She carried a lunch box and walked to the side of the old man, calling him father!”
"F * ck!"
" This, this is f * cking!"
"Xiu, so it turns out that this master schemed against the young class master last time!”
"Hahahahahaha, Miss Iron Hammer can't get married, so she can only find an unlucky person on the street.”
"I say, Young Master, you can't do it. You've already been deceived once. Why are you still planning to pay for your fortune-telling?”
"Young Class Master, don't give up on treatment! Quickly go to the hospital to have a look. Remember, it's to look at the brain!”
……
On the stage, Yan Hexian asked,"This doesn't count?"”
Guo Lin gritted his teeth and said angrily," It doesn't count. Nothing this old man says is true. I don't believe him. This old man is very evil!"”
"Hahahaha!" The audience couldn't help but laugh." Interesting!”
"Are we still going to the hospital?" Yan Hexian asked again.”
Guo Lin shook his head." No. I took the 50 yuan and went to the cinema."”
"He went to watch a movie."
"Sitting in the cinema feels especially good," Guo Lin said.”
"Of course."
"There's a young man and woman in front of me, and they're kissing in front of me."”
"Kiss me occasionally?"
"I don't kiss you occasionally, I stop occasionally!" Guo Lin spat.”
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"The visual sense is so strong, hahaha.”
"Stop occasionally, show off!"
"The single dog young master feels like he has received a 100,000-point critical hit!”
"It's true. Every time I go to the cinema, I especially hate people like him!”
"Yeah, too uncultured!"
……
On the stage, Yan Hexian couldn't help but say,""No manners."
"Yeah, it's affecting my movie."”
"It's an influence."
Guo Lin: " I'll watch the movie. I can't bear to part with the two of them. If I watch them, I'll buy the movie tickets for nothing. It's so frustrating."”
Yan Hexian was stunned.
The audience was also stunned.
"F * ck! You like to watch this?"
Looking at Guo Lin's tender face and his pure eyes, the male audience couldn't help but say,
"Young Master, what's your email address? Brothers, I'll send you a link!"
When the female audience heard this, they were so angry that they slammed the table and stood up."I want to see who dares to teach my husband bad things!"
When the male audience saw that the girls were all furious, they shrunk their necks in fear and decided to listen to the crosstalk quietly and not be talkative.
……
On the stage, Guo Lin looked a little frustrated.
"Why am I so vexed?" he asked. I'm not happy watching a movie."
"I don't want to watch anymore."
Guo Lin: " Wouldn't it be a waste of money to leave halfway? I'll just hold it in and watch it until I'm done."”
"You have perseverance."
"I was especially depressed when I was walking on the street. I couldn't help but shout at the sky."”
"You're shouting again."
"I shouted for a while and suddenly felt a chill on my neck," Guo Lin said.”
"Is it raining?"
Guo Lin raised his hand and touched his neck. When he reached it in front of his eyes, he instantly exploded." Who spat on this?!"
" Pfft…" Quite a few audience members spat out the water in their mouths.
"I looked up and saw a figure upstairs. I was very angry."”
"And then?"
Guo Lin pointed at the sky with an arrogant expression and said fiercely,"Just you wait! Wait for me to go up, you'll be crippled!"
"Phew!"
The audience couldn't help but cheer for him.
"Are you acting tough again?"
" Break my legs!"
Guo Lin's expression did not change when he heard the audience's words.
"I'll rush into the office building," he said.
"And then?"
"The elevator is broken!" Guo Lin gritted his teeth again.”
"I have to climb the stairs."
"I climbed up to the 32nd floor in one breath, and half of my anger dissipated."”
"Half of it disappeared just like that?"”
Guo Lin regained his arrogant expression and said,"Half is enough! I pointed at the man squatting on the ground and asked him-"
Guo Lin widened his eyes and put on an arrogant expression."Hey, did you spit just now?”
"You're quite imposing."
Guo Lin withdrew his trembling hand and whispered,"" The man stood up and blocked my way like a wall. He was about two meters tall, and I was instantly relieved…"
"Hahahahaha!"
" Young Class Master, you're so cowardly!!"
"Where's the arrogant person in De Yun Pavilion?？”
"Young Class Master: Fortunately, my anger dissipated quickly. Otherwise, I'm afraid I'd have to sit in a wheelchair on stage today.”
"Hahahahaha."
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