"Who is it? Who is it?"
"It must be Brother Fa!"
"Bullshit! It's Yanzu!"
"No matter who he is, he must be one of my husbands!"”
……
At this moment, Guo Lin on the stage seemed to have finally seen the person's true appearance. His face revealed an expression of realization.
He straightened his back and combed his hair back with his hand, revealing a smug expression.
"Hey! So it's a mirror!"
When the audience heard Guo Lin's words, they were first stunned, then they burst out laughing.
"F * ck!"
"Mirror! So this guy was praising himself!”
"How shameless! He's too shameless!"
"I, Chen Dongxuan, have never seen such a shameless person in my life!”
……
The audience laughed and scolded, and the response was enthusiastic.
On the stage.
Guo Lin was still combing his hair.
"I was wondering why he was so handsome."”
When the audience heard this, they said in unison,""Phew!"
Yan Hexian couldn't stand it anymore and pulled Guo Lin back to his side.""Alright, don't flatter yourself."
Guo Lin straightened his hair.
"Isn't there a mirror in the subway?" he asked. I looked in the mirror and realized that my hair was a little long.”
"It's time to cut it," said Yan Hexian.
"Yeah, so I left the subway station and started looking for a barbershop."”
"Have you found it?"
Guo Lin: " What a coincidence. There's one right outside of exit B. It's a beauty salon called Lawless Barber Shop."”
"This name is arrogant."
"Yes, as the most arrogant person in De Yun Pavilion, I pushed the door open and went in."”
"There must be a waiter to receive you."”
"Yes, as soon as I went in, the lady came over and asked me what service I wanted."”
"Is there a need to ask?"
"I thought so too." Guo Lin patted his leg and said,"At that time, I said very arrogantly,
Stop talking nonsense! I came here for a foot massage? Give me a haircut!"
"Hahahahaha, foot massage."
"Young man, if you are so arrogant, you will be easily beaten up outside!”
"When my legs were still intact, I was also so arrogant outside!”
"Many years later, when the young class master recalled this day, he would beat his wheelchair in excitement.”
"Hahahahaha, f * ck, are you demons?”
……
The audience laughed and complained.
On the stage, Guo Lin continued to perform.
He imitated Teacher Tony, who was selling cards in the barbershop, and said,""I have two hundred and eighty-eight, five hundred and eighty-eight, nine hundred and eighty-eight haircuts.”
"Ah!" said Yan Hexian. So expensive!"
"Yeah, the price shocked me at that time."
As the most arrogant person in De Yun Pavilion, I couldn't help but say,
Stop talking nonsense! I want the cheapest one. I don't want a girl to massage my shoulders, and I don't want a 20% discount of 5,000 yuan or a 10% discount of 10,000 yuan. I just want a haircut. Whoever talks to me again is a bastard!”
"A little ruthless."
"Then the hairdresser dug a hole in my head, and I didn't dare to speak!" Guo Lin said sadly as he wiped his tears.”
"Puff!"
" Hahahahahaha!!"
"No, I'm really going to die of laughter. Why is it so funny?”
"You asked for it!”
" Teacher Tony, well done!!"
……
Yan Hexian also held back his laughter and said,"You can't speak. If you do, you'll be a bastard."”
"Although I can't say, I can move!" Guo Lin said. My hairstyle is ruined. How can I tolerate this? I stood up and practiced with the hairdresser.”
"Did you win?"
Guo Lin looked rather pleased. He raised four fingers at the audience and said,"At the 40th minute, he knelt on the ground!”
"Phew!"
The audience cheered for him.
"Keep bragging."
"I want to see when this cowhide will break.”
"You can beat someone to their knees? I don't believe it!"
"This is the first time I, Chen Dongxuan, have seen someone who is more pretentious than me!”
……
Seeing that the audience did not believe him, Guo Lin could not help but laugh.
"Don't doubt it. He really knelt down on the floor. All the employees in Lawless 'Barbershop can testify for me!”
It was Yan Hexian who praised him.”
At this moment, Guo Lin's expression suddenly changed. It went from smug to miserable in an instant.
He covered his face and said sorrowfully," He knelt on the ground and gave me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. If I hadn't been foaming at the mouth, he wouldn't have let go at all."”
"Hahahahaha!”
The audience laughed wildly.
"I told you you were going to get beaten up! I told you that you were going to get beaten up!"
"Kneel down and do CPR, hahahaha.”
"I'll f * cking die here tonight!”
"I can't take it anymore. My stomach hurts.”
"I feel like my intestines are about to fall out from laughing!”
"Hahahaha, f * ck! My waist hurts."
……
The audience laughed and cursed at the same time. They were extremely happy.
Guo Lin wiped his tears and said," The hairdresser didn't wake me up. They were afraid that I would get into trouble, so they threw me on the road."”
"How did he wake up?"”
"A watering cart came over and woke me up," Guo Lin said.”
Hearing this, the male audience couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Young Class Master, next time you go out to show off, call me! I can also wake you up!"
"Young Class Master, my urine is yellow…Pui! I have a water gun! Bring me along!"
"I have one too, I have one too. 18 cm, long and thick!!”
"Only 18? You're just a younger brother! I can put the water gun on my waist!"
When the female audience heard these words, they did not blush or jump. Instead, they rolled their eyes at the male audience.
Bragging, bragging as hard as you can. I'll just sit here quietly and watch you brag.
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