"Give me your money and let me suffer all the pain alone!”
Guo Lin's words were like a Bible that guided mankind forward, echoing in everyone's ears.
The audience reached into their pockets as if they were ready to take out their wallets and hand the source of their pain to Guo Lin…
What a joke.
This was impossible ~
Everyone reached into their pockets and took out their phones!
"Hello? Police uncle? Yes, the Skybridge Theater! Someone here wants to cheat me of my money!"
"Give you the money and let you bear all the pain alone? I believed you! You're a bad crosstalk performer!"
"I don't have money, but I do have a phone. It's a Galaxy 7. Do you want it?”
"F * ck! Brother, do you carry a bomb with you? This is too showy!"
The audience complained as they leaned closer to look at the phone. After seeing that it wasn't a note7, they secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
A big boss in a suit pointed at the stage and said in a clear voice,"Everyone, be careful. This crosstalk performer is really bad. Don't be brainwashed by him!”
The other bosses nodded." Brother, don't worry. The money is all taken care of by my wife."”
" Pfft…" Many of the audience members were amused by this.
The big boss in a suit also smiled and said,"However, if you really feel that there's too much money and you're anxious, you can consider cooperating with me.
I guarantee that you won't make a profit! It will greatly reduce your pressure!”
"Puff!"
"Xiu-Er, sit down!"
……
The audience was extremely happy.
Yan Hexian was also amazed by this turn of events. He secretly remembered this burden and said,"Did Big Brother give you the money?"
Guo Lin scratched his head in embarrassment."How can I? Big Brother was stunned by my show.”
"Phew!" The audience rolled their eyes at the same time.
This guy was so mischievous, yet he still had the nerve to show an embarrassed expression!
Was he serious?
Yan Hexian held back his laughter and said,"Anyone would be confused."”
Guo Lin put down his hand and said,"Big Brother was stunned for a while and ignored me, so I might as well skip this topic."”
"What did he say?" Yan Hexian asked.
Guo Lin: " Big Brother said that he still wants to jump down from here. As long as the media reports tomorrow that Mr. Ma Jianteng has fallen on the road to his career, he will be satisfied with his life.”
"This is not bad."
"I think it's good too, but I'm worried about one thing."”
"What?" Yan Hexian asked.
"What if the media doesn't write about Ma Jianteng tomorrow, but a certain man instead?" Guo Lin said. Wouldn't it be a waste?"
"Puff!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"A certain man hahahaha."
"God damn a certain man."
"Maybe the media will find out about Big Brother's identity, but they won't write about his career. They will only write about his wife running away with his brother, and the child isn't even his biological child.”
"Hahahahaha, I also think the media will write this!”
"Don't be like this. How can big brother be relieved if you're like this?”
……
On the stage, Guo Lin said,"Big Brother doesn't want to dance after hearing my words."”
Yan Hexian held back his laughter until the corner of his mouth twitched."I was attacked by a certain man."
"After persuading Big Brother to come back from the brink of death, I understood a principle."”
"What?" Yan Hexian asked.
Guo Lin said," Whether a person is happy or not has nothing to do with how much money they have and how famous they are. There is no limit to their desires. Only when people know how to be content will they be happy.”
"Yes, contentment is bliss."”
"Someone said that his house is bigger than mine, so I'm not happy."
Some people say that his car is better than mine, and I'm not happy.
Some people even said that if I wore clothes that were out of season, I would be laughed at.”
Guo Lin raised his hand in front of his chest and basked it in the sun. He said,"But! As long as we dress comfortably and neatly, let him laugh!
Anyway, he would be the one dying from laughing, not you!
Don't let the secular world's eyes block our beautiful souls!”
"Good!"
Below the stage, the audience cheered!
These words were really too beautifully said!!
Just as everyone was excited and enlightened by these words.
Guo Lin's gaze fell on Guo Degang.
He gave Guo Degang a standard smile and said,"Dad, is this the reason why you didn't buy me fashion brand and only let me wear Deyun Chinese clothes?”
The audience was stunned for a moment before bursting into laughter.
"Hahahahaha, this burden is amazing!”
"F * ck! I thought this was chicken soup. I didn't expect there to be a reversal!”
"Young Class Master, just how obsessed are you with fashion brand? Hahahahaha.”
"Deyun's Chinese clothes are quite nice. Young Class Master, can you not dislike this dress?？”
"Come, come, come. Let's crowdfund a wave of fashion brand for the young class master!”
"Old Guo, just give me more pocket money. Look at how greedy the child is!”
"Hahahaha, are fashion brand for eating?”
……
Hearing the words of the audience in the front row, Guo Lin could not help but mention a famous joke from his previous life.
He made a swallowing gesture and said,"Don't throw away the Out-of-Season fashion brand. Wound it with egg liquid, stick it with bread crumbs, and fry it in the pot until it's golden and crispy. Take it out with oil control. The elderly and children love it, and even the big Lin next door is crying from greed!”
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