In his previous life, even the kid next door cried from craving for this meme. It had once dominated the Weibo hot comments of all major media outlets.
Once it appeared, it quickly became popular on the Internet.
The speed at which it spread was comparable to a virus. It was extremely terrifying!
Now, when the audience heard this, they couldn't help but remember it.
"I don't know why, but when I heard this, I couldn't help but swallow my saliva.”
"Egg flavor, crunchy!"
"F * ck! The one who said that the egg tasted crunchy, you're poisonous! I'm done for. I'm hungry too."
"I didn't expect that I would actually drool over the season fashion brand in my life…"
"Wrapped in egg liquid, stuck with bread crumbs, and fried until golden yellow and crispy…F * ck, these words are poisonous!”
"No, I have to buy something to eat!"
"I understand now! Young Master did it on purpose. He deliberately made us crave so that we could spend money here and get a commission to buy fashion brand!”
"Hahahahaha, stop talking about buying fashion brand, okay? I want to laugh when I hear this.”
……
On the stage, Guo Lin smiled and faced the audience. He raised his left hand and gently placed it on Yan Hexian's back.
Yan Hexian did not react for a moment and looked at Guo Lin in confusion.
Guo Lin closed his eyes and was about to bow to the audience.
Yan Hexian immediately understood and bowed to the audience with Guo Lin.
So it was time to end it…
As a performer, Yan Hexian felt a little melancholic.
How did it end? He hadn't flattered her enough!
This was the first time Yan Hexian felt that he hadn't had enough acting since he entered the industry.
The audience below the stage was stunned when they saw the two of them bow to them.
"What do you mean?"
"You didn't bow at first, why are you bowing now?”
"Sir System, this is the rule of the crosstalk world. If you don't bow at the beginning, you have to bow after the performance…"
When the old man heard this, he widened his eyes and said,"Nonsense! This old man had been listening to crosstalk for decades. How could he not know this? Do I need you to tell me?"
After saying that, Sir System looked at the stage and said fiercely,"I don't accept it! Don't bow, continue with your crosstalk. I won't accept you bowing now!”
The young crosstalk enthusiast looked helpless.
He finally understood. It was not that Sir System did not understand, but that it had not heard enough!
With Sir System leading the way, the other audience members also started to clamor,
"Yes! Don't bow, we won't accept it!"
"Continue with the crosstalk. I haven't heard enough!”
"We agreed to perform until ten o'clock. How could you end it early?”
When a girl next to him heard this, she took out her phone and looked at it.
Hey! It was already 10:20!
Sir System glanced at the girl's phone and said,"Young lady, don't look at your phone. We only know about watches when we listen to crosstalk.”
The girl looked at the old man's hand. He was really wearing a watch.
The old man raised his hand and the girl leaned over to take a look. She was amused."Sir, your hour hand is pointing at 10 and the minute hand is pointing at 2. It's also 10:20!”
However, Sir System shook his head and said,"Little girl, you're mistaken."”
After saying that, Sir System pulled out the crown and turned the time back to 9:30 pm."Look again."
The girl widened her eyes in shock!
There…there was such a thing?
Sir System adjusted the time and spoke with more confidence."Continue! There was still half an hour to ten o'clock!”
"Yes, yes. Don't even think about leaving until ten o'clock!”
The other audience members who were wearing watches raised their hands and turned the time back to 9:30.
……
On the stage.
Guo Lin looked at everyone's actions and also felt a little like he was being showcased.
This operation was so cool!
When Yan Hexian saw that the audience had all stood up and wanted to continue listening to the crosstalk, he did not know what to do.
An encore?
However, Linlin's baggage was all thought of in the toilet at the last minute. By now, he must have finished talking.
If he continued to talk about 'Red Affairs'…
The audience would definitely be dissatisfied after hearing so many new jokes.
What should he do…
If the audience had asked for an encore at any other time, he would have been extremely excited. After all, this was the audience's affirmation of them.
But now, Yan Hexian was anxious.
He couldn't let the scene that he had saved fall apart!
Yan Hexian was so anxious that his palms were sweating. He could not help but cast a pleading look at Guo Degang.
He saw Guo Degang looking at him and Guo Lin with a smile on his face. He had an expression that said," I believe you can handle it."
Yan Hexian wanted to cry…
At this moment, Guo Lin spoke.
He didn't just speak, he walked around the stage with an anxious expression.
"Although you all want to hear me continue my crosstalk, I really can't say anymore."”
The audience's attention was immediately attracted by him.
The noise below the stage quieted down for a moment.
Seeing this, Yan Hexian was also a little curious."Why can't we continue?”
"Yueyue asked me to sing karaoke. He said he wanted to compete with me for the title of Deyun's Big Brother!" Guo Lin said.
He has already booked a private room. I have to hurry over. If I'm late, I won't be able to leave the Fifth Ring Road.”
When the audience heard this, they were amused.”
"Is it that casual?"
When the audience was talking, Yan Hexian felt very strange.
Yueyue was performing overseas and would not be able to make it back in time today. How could he have asked for a karaoke session with Dalin?
Yan Hexian's eyes suddenly lit up.
Could it be that the Great Linlin was trying to make up a story?
Although he didn't know what Guo Lin wanted to do, as a qualified sidekick, Yan Hexian followed up.
"A private room outside the Fifth Ring Road? How far is it?"
Guo Lin saw that Yan Hexian had guessed his intentions, and a trace of admiration appeared in his eyes.
"Yeah, who knows what he's thinking…" Guo Lin patted his leg and said.
As he spoke, Guo Lin suddenly clapped his hands and revealed an expression of realization."I know!"
"What do you know?"”
Guo Lin smiled and said,"He's probably afraid of losing to me, so he specially booked a far place."”
"Phew!"
The audience couldn't help but sigh.
The two of them spoke as if they were doing a crosstalk.
They couldn't help but sigh.
Not only did he sigh, but he also voiced his doubts.
"Young Master, Little Yueyue can sing. Can you beat him?”
"That's right. Little Yueyue's singing is amazing!”
"Young Class Master is so arrogant. If you have the ability, give us a performance!”
"Right, right, right. Talking, learning, and teasing are the basic skills of crosstalk actors. Young class master, you're good at teasing. I believe that singing won't be a problem for Young class master.”
"Young Class Master, how about this, you sing a peaceful song. As long as I'm satisfied, I'll let you go today.”
When Guo Lin heard what First Master said, he said in surprise,"Sir, haven't you gotten tired of listening to the lyrics of Taiping?”
Sir System was amused." Oh, do you know how to sing other songs besides the lyrics of Taiping?"”
Guo Lin raised his eyebrows and said," Of course. If you don't know how to order anything else, how can you sit firmly on Deyun's position as the number one brother?"”
When the old men heard this, they all said," Alright, then sing a song. As long as it's not the lyrics of Taiping and it's sung well, we'll leave immediately!"”
"Right, I won't pester you anymore!"
"Play a part, play a part!"
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