Weibo's funny leaderboard-this was a big V blogger, known as the " Big Sister List ", with more than 50 million fans.
Every night, she would post a Weibo post for the bored netizens to discuss.
Tonight, she sent a message as usual.
What idiotic friends around you have done to make you laugh until you vomit blood?
Hot comment number one: My friend, you can't bear to throw away the out-of-season fashion brand. You wrap it in egg liquid, stick it with bread crumbs, fry it in the pot until it's golden and crispy, and fish it out. The child next door is crying!
More than 30,000 likes, three times the number of likes on this Weibo post! It was the second most popular comment!
Sister Bang burst out laughing when she saw this comment.
It's okay to fry a crying child!
This was too idiotic!
Seeing that there were more than a thousand replies to the hot comment, Sister Bang smiled as she clicked on the replies to check.
"Hahahahaha, I know your friend, the young master of De Yun Pavilion, right?”
"What a coincidence, brother. I also know such a stupid friend! (comical)."
"Young Master De Yun is the most idiotic person I've ever seen. He couldn't find a partner and actually shouted to the sky, Yue Lao, did you use my red thread to knit long johns?!”
" Pfft…" Sister Bang burst out laughing again.
This guy was too idiotic!
It's okay to knit long johns with red thread!
As he continued reading, someone else said," I know the person you're talking about. We were classmates in middle school. At the class reunion a few days ago, this guy was really good at bragging.
He said that in this day and age, riding a Hummer, Jaguars, or Land Rovers was too weak! Those who were really cool would take cars that cost hundreds of millions.
Like him, he takes the subway every day!"
"Hahahahaha!" Sister Bang clutched her stomach and rolled on the bed laughing.
After rolling around for a while, Sister Bang continued reading.
A netizen said,"After seeing the photos on the first floor, I realized that I've seen this person before!" That day, when I was walking on the street, he suddenly jumped out and said that he wanted to read my fortune.
I never believed in this kind of operator, but he said that he majored in this. If he didn't read people's fortunes, he wouldn't be able to write his graduation thesis. He begged me to help him. I hadn't studied for many years, so I didn't know if there was such a major in university. I was stunned by him and believed him.”
" Pfft…" Sister Bang burst into laughter again. This idiotic young class master had met a very idiotic person!
She even believed in professional fortune-telling…She was convinced!
Sister Bang continued reading.
The netizen said,"Young Master De Yun looked at my palm and said to me, Brother, your luck is really strong! I'm sure that in a few days, you'll be dressed in a yellow robe and have big fish and meat for every meal!
Damn it, I was so excited at that time. Although I don't know if it's true or not, I'm willing to believe it!
After that, I started to wait, waiting for me to wear the yellow robe and have a big meal ~
A few days later, I became a Meituan delivery boy (smile)(smile).”
" Hahahahaha!!"
Seeing this reversal, Sister Bang laughed so hard that tears were about to fall.
God damn it!
Below, someone replied to this netizen: "This idiot is scamming people everywhere! Believe him, this old man is very evil!”
Sister Bang was amused by these words.
Thinking of the netizens who said that they had seen the " first floor's photos," Sister Bang quickly scrolled down to see the true face of this idiotic young class leader.
She knew about De Yun Pavilion. It was a crosstalk stand.
Sister Bang was not very interested in crosstalk, but she knew people like Little Yueyue and Guo Degang.
This Young Class Master Deyun should be Guo Degang's son, right?
As Sister Bang slid down, she imagined the appearance of the idiotic young class master.
Dressed in a black coat, short and fat, with a peach on his head…
"Bah!" Sister Bang spat three times." This is Guo Degang!”
His son should still be a little different…
After sliding all the way to the end, Sister Bang opened the picture.
The picture was not of Guo Lin, but a crying sand sculpture with a panda head.
There was even a caption at the bottom: My mother said that I was ugly and scared the doctor to tears when I was born. I was too ashamed to come out and see people!
"Hahahahaha…"
Sister Bang burst out laughing.
It seemed that not only the young class master was stupid, but the netizens who knew him were also stupid!
Sister Bang smiled as she became extremely curious about Guo Lin's appearance.
She continued to browse Weibo, trying to find clues from the netizens 'replies.
……
Five minutes later, although Sister Bang did not find the photo, she found a link to a video.
This video was the crosstalk program performed by Guo Lin and Yan Hexian tonight!
Sister Bang clicked on it and read it on the bed.
Sister Bang's eyes lit up when she saw Guo Lin standing on the stage.
This little brother…was good-looking, tall, and had a good temperament! So handsome!
He was completely different from the idiotic young class master she had imagined!
Sister Bang sized up the young class master happily while listening to the crosstalk half-heartedly.
She thought that if Guo Lin wasn't so handsome, she wouldn't have spent ten minutes watching crosstalk.
……
Half an hour later.
"Plop!"
Sister Bang, who was rolling on the bed with a smile, accidentally fell off the bed.
" Oh my god…" Sister Bang wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her fingers and smiled brightly." So crosstalk is so interesting!"”
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